/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Getting concerned about this guys health now. He doesn't need to do this

I feel so bad for this dude. He's turning into the Shoe-nice of food tubers.
Really thought he was planning on taking that down like a dick.

>>18567922
The video was bizarre and had a melacholic tone to it. The most amusing part was his suffering after he had finished the lasagna. The video left me feeling uneasy and a little depressed.

this is a weird way to announce how much cock you can deepthroat

>>18567922
i don't get it but that's probably too much food

>40k views with 2.5mil subs
Y I K E S

nothing is sadder than a fallen chad.
guys like me never stood a chance so our failure is anticipated, but this dude shouldn't have ended up like this.

>>18568457
Wtf else is he gonna do? Get a job?

>>18568831
I really do hope he has a backup plan when his channel eventually dies but I'll watch him to the end.

>>18568457
he ate lightbulbs for a challenge before, this is nothing

He hasn't aged a day, guess the manchild room must do wonders.

>>18567922
my god he looks unwell. look at his fucking massive tittes under that hoodie, jesus christ

>>18568835
Shockingly being a c-tier competitive eater and random guinness record holder doesn't amount to much. I'm just glad he hasn't drank himself into an early grave like most youtubers of his era. Shoenice is fucking depressing. Of course the entire persona only gets sadder with age.

>>18568457
Dude buttered his floor and slid on it as a challenge, breaking his toes. He has done worse.

>>18567922
this was just about the worst thing I've ever seen, thanks /ck/

even the comment has a grime atmosphere to it

wow he used to be jacked now he looks kinda heavy

What went wrong?

>>18568861
he used to have an ok build and some gym muscles.
Now he seems like a stroked out fatty (not quite jack tier).

I love this big nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>18568831
>>18568843
YouTube isn't his income. He has a day job

>>18569048
his job is sucking this dick! hayoooo! *grabs wiener starts shaking it!*

>>18569052
Fuck you.

>>18568835
He has a massive highschool football selfie frames behind him. Don't act surprised. He peaked long ago

>>18569052
Disrespectful fucking asshole

>>18569183
>he called the bussy asshole
ngmi

>>18569052
What's his day job?

>>18569052
HOLY BASED

>>18569052
dude fuck off…

>>18569052
bro come on

this video has a grim atmosphere. he seems dead inside. the fuck is even the point of this? he just holds the lasagna close to his mouth while he slowly chews it. this is not even a challenge. i feel like i’m watching a avant garden film about a man's decline. grim, truly.

>>18567922
i love how insecure he is about how fat hes become. he does the classic wear 2 t shirts fat boy thing well into his 30s

>>18568854

>>18569193
If I told ya, I'd have to kill ya!

>>18569215
>the classic wear 2 t shirts fat boy thing
Elaborate

>>18569052
you're evil

>>18569269
Evens out the curves of your body and helps hide your manboobs.

.t fat guy wearing two shirts

>>18569052
fuck you

>>18568835
He's got chad genetics but even in the old videos there's something spergy about him.

>>18567922
>Not even 3 minutes in
>Plans a shot of EVOO to lubircate his throat to the slickness of a waterslide
>At Action Park
On one hand I don't LA Beast to ever change, but on the other I also don't want him to end up like Shoenice

>>18568835
That's nothing... Check out Furious Pete, the guy has some really bad luck..

>>18568863
that video is horrible. his toe is at a 90 degree angle

>>18568847
Eating glass is a simple old timey performance gimmick.

>>18568847
One of my favorites is when he's eating a tiny cactus.

>>18570241
He's easily at his best when there's an unexpected vomit

>>18569052
moly based af

>>18570301
>He's easily at his best when there's an unexpected vomit
I like watching gay food porn

lol

>>18568496
I used to wanna put my hoohoodilly in his chacha, but now, his chacha just makes me sad. : (

>>18568843
Funny, I used to talk to this "retired" prostitute who would panhandle at a corner near my house. I would always toss her a couple a bucks and have a chat and she once told me
>y'know what, anon? there're these other motherfuckers that stay tellin' me to get a job or some shit but wtf am i supposed to put on my resume? ho? cuz all i been doin' the last 20 years was ho shit. don't nobody want some old ho flipping they burgers and making happy meals for they kids
It was funny, but goddamn if that old crusty ho didn't make a valid fucking point.
Haven't seen her in a while. Hope she's okay.

>>18569231
The face of depression eating.

>>18569052
unfathomly based

>>18571119
Hos don't last long

>>18567922
Did he ever do his walk across America?

>>18568863
I can't watch that video. Even thinking about it makes shudder

>>18567922
Note the quotation marks. Anything inside quotation marks is twisted truth, and most likely false.

>>18567922
Imagine watching this kind of faggotry yikes

>>18572156
Beast is based. He's from the old internet, you wouldn't understand

>>18569052
L.A. Beastbros...
...Why do this always happen to us??

>>18571671
No but his Lego walking is impressive

If you stack a lasagna onto another lasagna, how many lasagnas would you have?

>>18569052
Nothing Wrong With Sucking Dick. Fuck Off Homophobe

>>18568863
>>18569397
>>18571956
>top 10 pictures taken moments before disaster

HOLY BASED

>>18569210
Holy fuck he's gotten fat.

>>18572872
based