/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18565341
Only the most sloppy goyslop for me. Mercury fish in microplaatic bag with PFAS baking tray fried in Sneed oils.

>>18565341
dis aint bad

>>18565341
I always feel weird after eating these, not really sick but not that good, they coat your mouth too.

>>18565382
That means the goyslop is working.

>>18565341
the gordons fisherman raped me inside a meat freezer in 2010. He held a fish hook to my neck and told me if I told anyone he'd make me into fish sticks as he blew his hiv positive load inside my ass

>>18565416
yeah but OP posted Gorton's, not Gordon's.

Screamin' Sicilian strombolis. They're a better version of Hot Pockets without all the fucking butter.

>>18565506
>better ... without all the fucking butter.

>>18565341
What the fuck was his problem?

>>18565553
he was raised in another time
the word didn't mean the same thing as it did today

>>18565341
frozen food is shit goy slop that loses a lot of it's nutritional value and flavor

>>18565557
This, also he didn't own the slave ships or the slaves, he just sailed them. If anything, Captain Gorton probably ended up saving black lives through his commitment to naval safety.

>>18565341

This is a High Liner board, heathen.

>>18565341
Too mealy for me
>>18565347
You would have fucking died if you had to eat anything prior to 1970

>>18565341
Gortons is amazing. I tried some other frozen fish once because it was cheaper but it was fucking garbage and mostly batter

>>18565553
Sea is a cruel mistress

>>18565341
while it had a nice jingle in the advertisements on tv (which i don't watch anymore), i don't like the taste of fish sticks.

>>18565553
Daddy Gorton
Who is hottest mascot

>>18565341
Is that the expensive version of fish sticks?

>>18565422
He just got raped by a random seaman....what a faggot.

>>18566193
SHUT YOUR BASTARD SON OF WHORE

>>18566078
What’s the best way to heat these up

>>18570246
Use the heat from you loins

>>18565347
got anymore buzzwords to barf up, /pol/yp?

>>18570246
Go to a white castle and order fresh

>>18566078
love this lil niggas
never even been to a white castle

used to eat 3 of theses a day in college. filled up on beer though

>>18571366
The beef must be atrocious, like campbell's chicken noodle tier

>>18571410
it was pretty good you could actually see the fibers of the meat. mixed it up every now and then with a chicken or a Turkey. reminds me of before I was an orphan.

>>18565363
It fills you right up, tastes decent, and gives you the shits an hour later. A real two-in-one deal.

>>18571366
these right here are god tier

>>18565363
Fucking love these.

>>18565363
The tortilla has been dryer than usual for me, any other anons?

>>18571271
They taste identical to fresh burgers though. White castle is completely vertically integrated so they make their own frozen items

>>18570246
Microwave, follow the directions

>>18571919
The "middle" portion of the tortillas are fine for me. The two ends have always been too dry for me.
Maybe I'll wrap a wet paper towel around the two ends the next time I cook them. (Don't have any on hand right now,)

>>18571366
I remember I loved these as a kid. I tried a KFC pot pie and couldn’t finish it, too much chicken

Nowadays I would eat the fuck out of one of those KFC pot pies. Those Banquet pies are garbage in comparison.

>>18565341
I love these hoes

What do y'all know about gooey butter cakes?

>>18572063

I love these bad boys

>>18572090
that i can eat two bites and be good with sweets/butter for two months, i love those things but damn theyre rich.

>>18571919
I just microwave 1:40, leave in bag for 5 minutes. Always some shit to do in the kitchen for 5 minutes.

>>18572090
Where can you find these?

>>18572202
Walmart

>>18571366
>>18571488
Burned my mouth so badly with frozen pot pies that the roof of my mouth peeled off.

>>18565456
Why does the nutrition info on the front not show the protein content?

>>18572386
By law, they have to always show the full nutrition profile, so that's in the back.
The front only shows the "bad" things, as a form of advertisement, I guess.

>>18570246
If you're doing 6 at once then 2min @ 50% then about 1min @ 100% (check about 40sec in), let cool for a minute

>>18572063
>not in a factory breakroom on 3rd shift
poser

>>18565341
>blocks your path

>>18565341
>also blocking path just in case you continued on path

>>18565347
jesus this is one of the worst posts i've ever fucking seen, kill yourself please.

>>18572255
childhood vibes

>>18565341
It was always Gordon's for me growing up. Where the fuck did the "T" come from?

>>18573421

berenstain bears shit

>>18572539
I can't find these anymore do they still make them?

>>18572202
St Louis / Central IL area

>>18565341

>>18569797

>>18572539
Based. I prefer bacon version

the highest quality frozen meal money can buy

>>18565347
There is microplastics and everything, there's no one avoiding it

>>18566742
Tony the Tiger

>>18565363
these slap

I love these little niggas like you wouldn't believe

>>18565363
Absolute fucking gaoheeslahp. These are literally sickening and repulsive, I threw them out after biting into one. Fucking disgusting,

>>18571446
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>>18574719
completely inhuman. unreal that anyone could be so muttoid and destroyed that theyd like this stuff. im not even joking this is unfathomable to me.

>>18572090
I buy primarily my store's brand of goods because I know they're fresh and (usually) good. Only times they're bad is when a certain person is scheduled for morning bakery shift, because he always burns the cookies.

>>18565415
never seen these in the US. Looks like it would slap.

>>18574037
Oh shit just looked it up says they were "temporarily discontinued" a couple years ago but I still remember seeing them recently

>>18575140
Really? Wow big loss to a country not having potato waffles.
You can grill them or cook em easy in the toaster till crispy and then butter em and serve them with whatever. Eggs and beans is common

>>18575078
it's not that bad, really. If I add a small amount of salsa and sour cream, they remind me of the mcdonalds breakfast burritos i liked as a kid.

>>18565341
Nature does it best

>>18565341
>>18566078
>>18569797
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>>18574172
Elder god tier.
>>18565415
>>18565456
>>18565542
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>>18574234
Worst than eating literal dog shit tier.