/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Last meal before I win the powerball Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:05:16 2022 No.18554379 [Reply] [Original]

Who should I hire as my personal chef?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:54:40 2022 No.18554545 >>18554379 There's a live trout in my asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:57:19 2022 No.18554555 >>18554379 why not just go out to eat all the time? travel the world eating foods and meeting people

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:01:30 2022 No.18554569 >>18554379 Kay

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:04:21 2022 No.18554576

>>18554555
No doubt if I was a couple million short of being a billionaire I’d eat out a lot, but I’d also have a professional grade kitchen in my mansion and fly in the freshest and most exotic ingredients from all over the world and find new and exciting ways to mix them into my kraft mac n’ cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:25:07 2022 No.18554649 >>18554576 t. Based Chad

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:26:59 2022 No.18554655 >>18554379 Based on that pic you should walk into your local buffette, head straight for the kitchen, look for the oldest most jaded person there and offer him a job were they don't drug test

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:39:14 2022 No.18555509 File: 1.42 MB, 1136x640, 255740ED-67FA-40D1-8932-5B77EF406512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18554545

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:41:12 2022 No.18555513 File: 235 KB, 2000x1333, elizabeth-olsen-cooking-at-home-7f1r6l88zozzulo6-7f1r6l88zozzulo6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18554379 Elizabeth Olsen

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 10:43:23 2022 No.18556020 >>18555513 she needs a hair net or else will get her fucking hair all over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 10:51:58 2022 No.18556036 File: 450 KB, 1142x1197, 1647711133850.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18554379 I thought "personal chef" meant live-in homosexual lover. What do they do all day? Cooking a meal only takes like 15 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 11:20:37 2022 No.18556077 >>18556036 You answered your own question. Cooking is done during my refractory periods. t. VERY rich homosexual

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 15:34:42 2022 No.18556545 >>18556077 you aren't VERY rich with a personal chef and spending your time browsing /ck/, but i guarantee you are a faggot indeed

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