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Who should I hire as my personal chef?

>> No.18554545

>>18554379
There's a live trout in my asshole.

>> No.18554555

>>18554379
why not just go out to eat all the time?
travel the world eating foods and meeting people

>> No.18554569

>>18554379
Kay

>> No.18554576

>>18554555
No doubt if I was a couple million short of being a billionaire I’d eat out a lot, but I’d also have a professional grade kitchen in my mansion and fly in the freshest and most exotic ingredients from all over the world and find new and exciting ways to mix them into my kraft mac n’ cheese

>> No.18554649

>>18554576
t. Based Chad

>> No.18554655

>>18554379
Based on that pic you should walk into your local buffette, head straight for the kitchen, look for the oldest most jaded person there and offer him a job were they don't drug test

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>>18554545

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18555513

>>18554379
Elizabeth Olsen

>> No.18556020

>>18555513
she needs a hair net or else will get her fucking hair all over.

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>>18554379
I thought "personal chef" meant live-in homosexual lover. What do they do all day? Cooking a meal only takes like 15 minutes.

>> No.18556077

>>18556036
You answered your own question.
Cooking is done during my refractory periods.
t. VERY rich homosexual

>> No.18556545

>>18556077
you aren't VERY rich with a personal chef and spending your time browsing /ck/, but i guarantee you are a faggot indeed