/ck/ - Food & Cooking

are you a homosexual what is with those fingernails?

>>18530463
>vao iT vlGW

>>18530468
prefect

>>18530465
Are you a faggot? Why are you so obsessed with someone else's fingernails?

>>18530460
put it up on your wall? no
eat it? yes. it's a dry power, how does that even expire unless stored improperly?

>>18530584
>how does that even expire unless stored improperly
I have no idea, honestly. At any rate, I tried cooking it. Now I'm waiting for it to cool down, then I'll put it in the fridge.

>>18530460
You got pretty hands, boy,

>>18530592
Thanks.

>>18530584
You were right.

>>18530460
expiration dates are a ploy by Big Flan to get you to throw out perfectly good Flan powder

>>18530460
chocolate doesn't even expire, some archeologists found some aztec tombs with hundreds of years old cocoa beans that are perfectly fine to eat today.

>>18530460
>2016
>...should I?
yes
if it said 1985, no.

>>18530468
jej

>>18530465
not everyone chews their nails to the cuticles anon

>>18530584
>how does that even expire unless stored improperly?
contains fat molecules.
100% ability to be rancid.

>>18530885
It can bloom which most people think of as growing mold.
Thats when the chocolate strats growing these white spots all over. This is actually not mold, chocolate cannot grow mold as it, usually, doesn't have enough moisture to allow it to happen.

You can still eat it tho without any issues

>>18530885
Aztecs are honestly pretty fucking based.

>>18530849
You jest but there are folk who genuinely think like this

>>18532637
They aren't people, they are sheeples.

>>18530460
i still have some vennia sausages i got from FEMA after the 2005 hurricane in Broward

>>18535414
What's FEMA?

>>18530584
There are pathogens that grow in dry environments too. Cronobacter is a particular issue in dry milk powder.

>>18536659
>(Federal Emergency Management Agency) mission is to support the citizens and first responders to promote that as a nation we work together to build, sustain, and improve our capability to prepare for, protect against, respond to, recover from, and mitigate all hazards.
all they really do is take in billions in funding and not much else, when they responded to hurricane Wilma they first sent aid to Miami which was barely affected but Broward which was with out power or functioning sewers for 1 month didn't get any aid for the first 2 weeks and all they did was give out tiny boxes with two little bottles of water, 2 cans of vienna sausages, 1 fruit cup and a package of microwave mac & cheese (which i didn't have electricity to microwave it)

>>18536730
>which i didn't have electricity to microwave it
...I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but such a display of incompetence just makes my belly shake with mirth.

>>18536730
Based government incompetence. Ya love to see it

Got a more recent package. Lemon taste.
Give me the lemon, Hisao.

>>18536730
>"my job here is done"
>"but you didn't do anything"

>>18536730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKy8CzX4TEU

>>18530460
>flan
its spelled flat
>chocolat
Missing the e at the end there
Holy f even for a factory printing they managed to misspell that, the absolute state of freedomistan.

need more water, OP

>>18530768
Cut your fingernails you filthy fucking animal

>>18530460
Is 2016 meant to be old?
my dad used to work for Schwartz back in early 2000 got a shed load of random package mixs' that expired pre 2010 that i use from time to time

>>18538749
THey're already cut.

>>18530768
>>18536767
>all those specks over the images
do you live in fucking chernobyl?

>>18539190
Might have to clean the lens...

Yup, it's cooked, and it's delicious.