/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>18408660
Based.
I'm also a virgin but I want my tight trans ass to be taken only on my wedding night.

>>18408659

>>18408659
tequila, lemon, salt with plastic shot glasses

>>18408671
This. All the girls will want to hangout with you all night

>>18408659
Something fruity and strong with a little extra spice added

>>18408659
>>18408664
you want to match the vibe of the party

boones farm and mad dog are kind of on the same tier (in terms of vibe, not abv)

for a more preppy crowd, maybe coronas and white claws

>>18408659
Keg of beer and some red solo cups

>>18408659
A pint of bacardi silver and a bottle of diet coke. Shoot and chase. The fewest calories possible.

Or if you're a little baby who maybe wants to share, a 30 rack of keystone light (or whatever your regional equivalent is)

Or if you party with black people, Hennessy

>>18408738
>fewest calories possible
I bet you are alot of fun to be at a party with

Make some trash can sangria, shit get's you fucked and women like all the fruit.

>>18408750
I had a six pack all through college though which worked great with women, had plenty of friends also. Partied way too much during college, I'm old now though. If you're in college you should work out and get as sexy as you can, get drunk and be boisterous. There's no better time to get laid then now, prioritize your studies but prioritize partying more.

If you want to get laid, this is your best option

>>18408659
if theres white girls bring pink whitney, titos or fireball

>>18408659
baileys
youll thank me later

>>18408663
canceled post seeing this just wanted to add that you should kys asap

>>18408907
>fireball
Just hand out shots of this and all the yt girls will be blowing you by the end of the night

>>18408664
the md 50/50 with bling bling

>>18408659
Some kind of vodka

just bring the cheapest beer they sell you fucking dilating tranny

>>18408698
Isn't that called a Bill Cosby?

absinth but put LSD in it

>>18408659
Since not specifying where I'd say everclear with some cute girls. they always get "things" through.
Always.

Bring some titos and call it a night. Trying too hard is fucking gay, they're just going to mix it all with soda anyway

>>18408907
this, or a bigass thing of new amsterdam, or even angry orchards since it's closer to the fall. bring shitty light beer if there's gonna be guys.
don't fall for the trap of hard seltzer, i've never actually seen anyone drink that shit unless they were trying to get rid of it.

>>18409069
do this lmao, plausible deniability

>>18408659
Pic related if it's still 20-25 bucks a fifth where you are.

>>18408659
Buy a cheap bottle of vodka and a case of Coke or Pepsi. You’ll be the hit of the party.

Buy a 40 you stupid faggot. You're not gonna impress anyone regardless

>>18408659
Boones is a good one. My go-to in college was MD 2020. One of those and some beers had me passed out

Can't go wrong with just some cheap tequila or vodka either

>>18408709
This. if it's a party worth going to (engineers), they'll drink whatever and won't throw a fit. The only thing you have to keep in mind is stronger is better.

>>18409046
Only if you bring some Jello Pudding Pops.

>>18408659
>college party
151 and chaser
malibu rum for bitches
and or add midori/melon liqeur and peach schnapps for mixed drinks
>in a giant glass/yeti tumbler with few cubes of ice
>shot of 151
>1/2 shot malibu
>1/2 shot peach schnapps
>1/2 shot midori
>fill with mtn dew or 7up
>the green death

>>18408738
its liquid ethanol dipshit, its all empty carbs

>>18409878
151 Rum, pineapple juice and Malibu
Caribou get them all numb
Make baby girl come, out of her shell and raise hell
Don't stop 'til the cops come…

>>18409046
Not it's called a Hot Cosby

>>18410778
Hahaha this

>>18409889
>it's all empty carbs
You mean empty calories? alcohol is a separate macronutrient from carbs. alcohol is 7 calories per gram, fat is 9 calories per gram, carbs is 4, protein is 4.

hard liquor is purely alcohol and water
beer is alcohol carbs and water
wine is alcohol carbs and water

in hard alcohol the only calories are from the actual alcohol. in everything else there are additional calories from carbohydrates, and some small amount of protein

I suggest researching your claims next time so your retardation isn't as apparent

>>18408659
Get a fifth of cap

Do you think OP is actually at a party right now?

>>18408659
your brother sounds cool I used to drink that crap in high school too lol

>>18412448
Same

>t. class of 2009

>>18408659
>mfw always brought like 5 liters of coke and other cheap mixers
>no one ever had enough mixers so they never complained
>spent 1/4 as much for as much approval as anyone else
i'm jewish btw for what that's worth

>>18412612
06

>wild turkey
>0 results
WT101 is the ultimate king of budget liquor that tastes great

>>18408659
>>18408664
As someone who went to college over a decade ago, Boone's Farm or mad dog 20/20 will be appreciated, but you may have to explain to the retards why you brought them.

>>18408659
My go to

>>18413103
>spending Bombay gin on college students
just get a Beefeater 80 proof from Tescos, they won't notice the difference
t. went to UCL

>>18413134
Im from Germany used to drink this stuff in high school all the time

Over herr we start drinking younger

>>18412937
I'm considering buying 6 bottles of WT and 6 bottles of Mellow Corn, now that the world is going to shit

>>18408659
>3.9%
what the fuck? do people actually drink this shit?

>>18408659
>Liquor? That's fortified wine!
https://youtu.be/CyflH2SIM4Y