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I ate a lot of onions today and now my body feels weird. my eyes sting and there's an acidic feeling in my throat. am I gonna overdose?

>> No.18404252

It's just estrogen overload. Your body will naturally start funneling fat into your tits and hips.

>> No.18404254

>>18404252
There's hardly any phytoestrogen and onions if I'm not mistaken.

>> No.18404386

>>18404229
>Eat acidic food
>Get acid reflux
>"Guise why does my throat burn"

>> No.18404393

>>18404229
any time you eat raw onion wash it under water after cutting/chopping, it strips the acidic quality away and leaves on the natural onion taste

>> No.18404397
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>>18404229
I like it when I eat so many onion that I smell like onion. Onion smell so good and it keeps away people who don't like onion. I don't want to be near people who don't like onion. Onion people are my people.

(Onion.)

>> No.18404399

>>18404229
Enjoy your perpetual heartburn

>> No.18404409

>>18404229
Lay down on your bed, face up, open your mouth a bit to release the spiders.
Those onions release little spiders and once hatched in your stomach they'll follow the light and go out, or so they say...
Of course others say they mostly come out at night, mostly

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>>18404229

>> No.18404456

>>18404397
based onionman

>> No.18404587

>>18404397
based
I do the same and also with garlic

>> No.18404593

>>18404252
>I get my nutritional information from 4chan wordfilters how could you tell

>> No.18404619

>>18404229
you're gonna fart tear gas

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>>18404587
Based alliumbro. We are like two pea of same pod, except not pea but garlic and onion. Granfadda say, any man not enjoy onion or garlic, he should be shun and excluded from the annual Harvest Festival Dance. Many today children are soft, they allow the hater to the Harvest Festival Dance. They not respect our tradition. But I, I kick the hater to the dirt and spit on them with my powerful onion-garlic breath, and stomp on them with my old man feet. And if traveler come to the village, I mak him eat the garlic and the onion to test him. He no like? Then he go to the wilderness and die. We must have standard.

(Onion.)

>> No.18405074

op here. I ate more onions. don't know why

>> No.18406443
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>>18404229
Just add garlic bulbs™

>> No.18406462

>>18404397
very based

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>>18404229
post yfw you overdose on onion

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>>18407450

>> No.18407507

imagine the smell

>> No.18407542

>>18407488
100% orange juice

>> No.18408626

>>18404229
It's okay, you can say "soy" here. >>18404252 is correct about what's going to happen next.

>> No.18409907

>>18404229
Red onions are better for you than white or yellow.