/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18391210
Not my job, my mom takes care of it.

>>18391210
I don't, though.

I have a flat inspection on Monday. Halp.

no I don't you stupid faggot, I clean that shit right away

>>18391233

>>18391233
>flat inspection
Do europoors not even have privacy in their own home?

>>18391246
It’s not my own home, it belongs to my landlord. Do landlords not check you’re not letting their place go to shit in the US? What if I had turned the place into a cannabis crop?

>>18391246
probably a roommate or neighbour ratted him out to the landlord
most leases (including in USA and Canada) will allow the landlord to enter the unit if there is a safety/hygeine/damage concern and someone probably let the landlord know that OP is a disgusting pig

>>18391259
No, I don’t have a flatmate and I wouldn’t let anyone in my flat in this state. It’s part of the lease: routine six monthly inspections by the estate agent.

>>18391233
It’s like 4-5 trash bags worth of shit you lazy prick, that’s like 5-10 minutes of workkv4na

>>18391281
I think reasonably it will take me two to three hours. I’ll start tonight and post clean kitchen if thread is still up tomorrow.

>>18391305
not a euro poor but it’s an inspection nor you trying to impress a woman. Just throw your goddamn trash away and do the dishes, shouldn’t take nearly that long

>>18391305
Do it

>>18391233
>>18391238
How do you even get to this point

>my roommate does his dishes once every two weeks
>the rest of the time they sit in one half of the sink (we mutually agreed dishes piling up is fine as long as there's enough space for a colander)
>it takes him like 30 minutes

>I clean dishes as soon as I'm finished using them
>cumulatively, I probably take way more time than he does

Am I the real chump here?

>>18391238
>>18391233
Literally fucking disgusting. Jesus fucking christ.

>>18391470
I used to live in a house that was being rented out to 5 other guys including myself, and on the worst times, the kitchen would be like 90% as bad as those pics. Difference is that the other roomies would actually clean up after themselves.. eventually.

>>18391470
I have a bit of a problem with cannabis where I will quit for six months, cave in then get stoned off my face every night for a month allowing things to get out of control. I think cannabis is a fucking horrible drug, for me anyway.

You should have seen the state of the living room, I’ve got that reasonably tidy now at least. I haven’t smoked for three weeks since starting my new job, I’m trying to turn over a new leaf and quit for good this time.

>>18391233
>>18391238
that's not even that much and you have the whole weekend, just start by throwing shit away, start small and work your way up. don't fuck around with recycling, just get shit into trashbags you can haul off. 90% of the shit I see in your images can just be thrown out.

>>18391238
single basin sinks are the fucking worst
no wonder anon doesn't want to do the dishes
when I had one I used a small cat litter bin for a rinse water spot. it was actually a bin they give you at the hospital for your shampoo/toiletries
If I were you I would let a full load soak then play video games or watch tv. then wash. repeat, no rush it'll be done in a few hours

>>18391210
My wife cleaned the kitchen anon

>>18391210

>>18391210
I already washed the dishes, honestly I take far better care of the kitchen than I do my bedroom.

>>18391483
No because you aren't a disgusting slob and I guarantee it's quicker to wash as you go rather than leaving it to pile up

No I don’t, it’s something I’ve never done. I go to lots of houses and the sinks has dishes in it, we did it as soon as we could.

No I don't. Not since I bought my dishwasher on Wednesday. Admittedly, I did have a sink (and bench) full of dishes before then.

>>18391210
I don't, coz I clean all meal utensils right after I'm done eating, like a civilised human being.

>>18393205
This

>>18391483
Your roommate is a dirty faggot. Never forget that.

>>18391210
I fixed this problem by learning how to use my dishwasher correctly.
Gotta fill the pre-rinse compartment.

>>18391253
Only if there are complaints. My landlord threatened inspections once because somebody complained that their neighbor was smokin' the reefer.
But it's not a normal thing.

>>18391210
I don't because a I am not a slob.

Do Americans really not wash up after they are done cooking and just leave them in the sink?
Do Americans really have a dishwasher?

GET OUT OF MY HEAD I CLEANED THEM LIKE AN HOUR AGO

>>18391233
Just shove it all in garbage bags and hide it in your car.

>>18391210
Nope i always do my dishes right after eating.

I just toss my dirty plates behind me when I'm done with them. dunno where they go. must be some sort of portal they vanish into or something

>>18391210
>You've got a full sink of dirty dishes sitting in your kitchen right now.
I don't. I only have one plate total in my home.

>>18391305
It's been 24 hours exactly, anon, if you didn't get crushed to death under an avalanche of rubbish, let's see the progress

>>18395019
… I’ve not started. I’m a useless, lazy cunt. :(

>>18391210
No I don't. I always clean my dishes before eating.

>>18391210
>WHAT IS CAYG?? HOW does it work??
but it's sound advice for the slobs who DON'T.

>>18391505
You can DO IT, anon...
DO IT FOR YOU.

>>18391233
Scotland has a ban on evictions until the current meme crisis is over, you'll be fine

>>18391470
Just do something else instead of washing up. We don't all have OCD.

>>18395247
What possibly gave away that I am Scottish? ;)

My landlord has been really decent with me, hasn’t put the rent up in the five years I have stayed here, so I need to make a good impression. I will get this shithole clean tonight.

>>18391210
Jokes on you they're not in my kitchen you stupid ugly faggot

>>18391210
>You've got a full sink of dirty dishes sitting in your kitchen right now.
I do not. Ever since I moved to a new house a few months ago, I made a policy of never leaving the kitchen a mess. Annoying at first, but I just automatically keep it clean now without a second thought.
I used to mock discipline fags. . .turns out they were on to something.

>>18395284
just suck his dick. problem solved.

>>18391210
I only own one bowl, one plate, and one set of cutlery. That way I'm forced to clean them frequently.

I just put them in the dishwasher

>>18391210
Fuck that!!! If I ever have a stack of dishes I'll literally throw them in the garbage go to thrif store and just buy new ones

>>18391210
Fuck off.

>>18392363
>it's quicker to wash as you go
Shut the fuck up, hole.

>>18391210
Just got done with the dishes, MOM
My fucking back hurts like a motherfucker on meth reprieval with a fucking knife and a drumset

>>18391210
My landlord told me I can't use my kitchen sink because it will flood the guy below me. I've been waiting three days for them to fix his shit but I'm starting to think it's not my problem

I only use one dish at a time and wash it as soon as I'm done.

This minging bastard here >>18391233

I claimed I had food poisoning and cancelled my flat inspection until next week. Kitchen remains a disaster.

>>18391210
Wrong, half my dirty dishes are sitting next to my desk

>>18397266
Fix it up faggot it's actually not that much effort, put some music or something on in the background and get to it

Do ameripoors not have dishwashers in the same way they don't have electric kettles?

>>18397392
Not everyone is a richfag can afford to own a dishwashet

>>18396492
right? if you wash it straight after use it takes all of 5 seconds. clean as you go or straight after you dum fucks

>>18397393
Mabye don't buy a new goyphone every half year and you can afford one

>>18397403
>wasting money and water on goymachine

I always just wash everything as soon as possible to prevent pile-ups.

>>18397405
>automating trivial shit no one wants to do is goyish
Nice try moshe

Fuck you OP
Sink
>full of dishes
Counters
>covered in trash
Fridge
>full of molding leftovers i forgot about
Oven
>dried liquids everywhere
Floor
>dry food groceries still in bags, 6+ empty water cases
>empty boxes and plastic wrap under cupboards
Cupboards
>lower: potatoes growing new potato plants
>upper: soups rhat expired last year>>18397408

>>upper: soups rhat expired last year>>18397408(You)
Retard alert!

>>18397397
based

>>18397419
>(You)
Nice copy, retard

Anonymous 09/26/22(Mon)04:37:41 No.18397425
>>18397419 (You)
>(You)
Nice copy, retard

>>18391210
I have the opposite problem. I have a tray full of clean dishes that I need to put away and the pile gets bigger day by day.

>>18391210
Nope. Wife washes dishes after every meal.

doesn't microwave radiation kill of microbes? That's why I don't clean so thoroughly. Just light rinse and quick dry before putting in the microwave

It took me eight weeks but I finally did it

>>18397393
It amazes me that some people think dishwashers are expensive. What gets costly is how much fucking water the fuckers use, holy shit. I can do a sink full of dishes with about a gallon of water total but the dishwasher will take several gallons.
It's unfuckingreal.
The detergent is cheaper, though.

I never have a sink full of dirty dishes. The most I ever have in the sink at the same time is a bowl and mug.

>>18391214
Based mommy's special boy.

>>18391233
I used to pile up rubbish like this (I'm autistic)
Just get into the habit of putting things in the bin, YGMI

>there are people ITT who don't own a dishwasher
lol?

>>18399763
Dishwashers can't scrub
And they're for the laziest people

>>18391210
I know this feel.

>>18399768
Ahh, the fabled two-pronged cope
Impressive

i clean my dishes diligently, my problem is i deal with dry hands daily because of it. it gets so annoying. what hand lotion do you fellas like to use?

>>18399780
Nope
I do dishes whenever I need them (three times daily) and I scrub them properly

>>18399804
Gloves

>>18399804
A dishwasher