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RIP me I accidentally called my mom 'anon' tonight while thanking her for dinner

>> No.18389079

>>18388937
Tell her you were thinking about Winona Ryder. You can still pick up the ball!

>> No.18389086

Should have just rolled with it.
>Thank you, anon... I shall sup upon this, verily and forsooth

>> No.18389131

>>18389079
>>18389086
it was fine i just played it off as a stutter, anon sounds enough like mom.. im just more annoyed with myself

>> No.18389163

>>18388937
I used to spend years having /say in front of my inner monologue if I needed to think about what to say due to WoW

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>>18388937

>> No.18390050

I said 'lol' once when i dropped my wallet in line at the store. I felt like a chronically online idiot.

>> No.18390052

>>18390032
kek
i was absolutely mortified to be put on laughing gas for my wisdom teeth removal because i thought i would start ranting about some /pol/ shit

>> No.18390070

>>18388937
OP, what if your mom secretly lurks here?

>> No.18390112

>>18388937
I always lol’d when some kid at school would call the teacher mom.

>> No.18390120

>>18390070
>secretly

>> No.18390125

>>18390070
she does, she's a r9k egirl mommy dom.

>> No.18390128

>>18388937
I thank my mom for dinner by giving her a good hard fucking after I wash the dishes.
Works wonders, you should give it a try.

>> No.18390214

>call teacher 'mom'
>class laughs
>he sends me to the principals office

>> No.18390363

>>18390052
this is basically the reason I refuse to take mushrooms

>> No.18390489

>>18388937
>You must be 18+ to post here.

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>>18390052
lmao same.

When I got out of anesthesia, they told me that I was super polite and kept thanking them.