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Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:21:34 2022 No.18380805 [Reply] [Original]

Some crazy woman just cold called my office asking if we wanted to buy coconuts and that she would give us a quote. We aren't even a food related business.

What do you do with coconuts??

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:22:13 2022 No.18380807 >>18380805 put a lime in them

>>	Anonimous Wed Sep 21 20:23:23 2022 No.18380810 >>18380805 Lots of useful things How much where they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:25:51 2022 No.18380815 >>18380807 >I said, DOCTOR!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:28:32 2022 No.18380825 >>18380810 I don't know, someone else took the call. Sounded like it was wholesale. We do aviation flight support so I don't know why the fuck they called us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:35:33 2022 No.18380847 >>18380825 Because now you're talking about it. It's a good strategy. Word of mouth has gotten around throughout the office and now anybody who needs coconuts will know a possible way to get them if she left her number.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:36:41 2022 No.18380852 >>18380847 Nobody needs coconuts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:39:06 2022 No.18380859 >>18380825 Have you seen the state of airlines these days? That's coconuts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:39:23 2022 No.18380861 >>18380852 Speak for yourself I need them QUICK

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:43:27 2022 No.18380871 >>18380861 For what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 20:46:01 2022 No.18380877 >>18380805 You should've taken the deal, you fucked up OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:03:06 2022 No.18380929 File: 35 KB, 534x367, cropped nsfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18380825 you need some limes homie?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:05:18 2022 No.18380937 >>18380825 Can you please leave your company contact number I would like to call yoir company frontdesk and get the coconut company number

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:05:30 2022 No.18380938 >>18380805 >not setting up a tradition where you bundle a single coconut with googly eyes glued on with each order no one will remember your company for their avionics support needs now OP, you fucked up

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:19:21 2022 No.18380975 File: 15 KB, 274x184, op.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:28:15 2022 No.18381008 File: 151 KB, 666x607, EFD64544-123E-43BA-8DA8-94F1ED28D196.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18380871 I NEED THEM NOW! NOW! UUUUAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHH!!!! NOW! NOW! NOW! GIVE ME!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:02:27 2022 No.18381534 >>18380805 >What do you do with coconuts grind it into coco powder and make chocolate

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