/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18375261
It's imported from the Dark Carnival.

It would be extremely painful

It's simple. We kill the bologna.

It's manufactured within a highly sophisticated society.

>>18375261
clown face shaped tubes pumping out colored meats into a bigger tube

>>18375261
It's made with loving care like the prior queen of England took care of her citizens

>>18375261
trust me you don't want to know........

>>18375261
It’s painstakingly hand crafted by erudite artisans in a small boutique butcher.

It's similar to Minion Ham

>>18375585
Should have been called Despicable Ham.

>>18375281
This kills the clown

>>18375585
banana

>>18375585
>7 slices of cooked pork
What the fuck

>>18377027
Do you eat only 6 sandwiches?

>>18377053
Do you only put one measly bit of luncheon meat on your sandwich?

>>18377084
And a big spoon of mayonnaise

>>18375585
Minion posting should be a bananable offense.

>>18377094
Not really, I haven’t seen enough minion posting on 4chan to warrant that. I have a middle aged lady from work on Facebook who posts minion memes every day, she can fuck right off.

>>18375263
woop woop

>>18377094
>>18377101
minion, facebook
you two should get a cheap motel room and fuck each other

>>18375585
filet minion

>>18375263
MURDA GO ROUND
MURDA GO ROUND

>>18375585
This is horrifying on several levels.

>>18375585
fucking anglos

>>18377856

>>18378975
Coulda been worse, coulda been "British Beef"

>>18375261
the idea of killing animals only to process them into a big smiling face is really fucked up when you think about it. like something a serial killer would come up with

>>18375261
Why would you care about such a terrible "food", it tastes too funny.

>>18377856

>>18375261
I don't really get why would anyone make this.

>>18377856
Motherless motherfucker give my sides back

>>18377856
Well done anon

>>18375261
>MEAT CLOWN
Do Americans REALLY??

>>18377856
gime me my sides back, Carlos

>>18380926
>29p
>Americans

>>18375585
MADE WITH BRITISH PORK

>>18375281
You're a big guy

>>18377856
God damn you

>>18379436
I think it's hilarious that we will kill an animal and form its meat into little versions of itself

>>18377856
came here to tell you to fuck off

quick someone post the 6 hour prep time strawberry dessert webm

>>18375261
>>18375585

>>18377094
your efforts were not in vain anon
don't listen to those idiots

>>18382154
I cut the leg off a pig and swing it around, oxidizing it. Now answer me if it's processed or not.
No? Then isn't tea and dried chili processed either through the same method?

>extruded clown product

>>18382154
This is one of the gayest copypastas I've ever read.
Fuck everyone who posts it.

>>18382154
most reddit post I've ever seen on this website

>>18382154
take my leddit gold, kind sir, i upvoted too because it's so epic chungus roflmao im going to show this to my wife :)

>>18377856

>>18375261
Here you go nigga its just meat steak + banana dumbfuck go slip into a trash compactor

>>18383265
Stop arguing with things that are obviously intentionally silly. Why are there so many people here with zero sense of irony this year? Poe's law is not a valid excuse.

>>18375261
Wayne Gacy incarnate.

British Lunchboxes are full of sad, depressing foods. This one is cool because it's STREET FOOD or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT4AXEd3UB0

>>18375261
I dunno but it sure tastes funny

>>18384713
I'll never understand how "street food" became a positive thing. Do people think food is better because it came out of a cart on the side of the road? Because that's gross.

>>18384713
The marketing twat who scraped the bottom of the barrel to describe this as “street food” should be hanged, drawn and quartered.

>>18382154
I liked your image anon, although I do wonder if maybe it would have been better without the last line, or at least put a line break before it

>>18375587
desPIGable me

>>18375261
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN

>no one cared who I was until I put on the tube

>>18375261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjUVotivY2k

>>18381256
For you

>>18384395
The post is a joke but the ladies that ask these question are not. They really think that if something is "processed" it instantly means it's at least 50% artificial sludge that gives you rapid cancer.

>>18375261
i used to love this shit when i was a kid.

>>18377856
you owe me a new pair of sides you silly fucker

>>18375263
GREAT MILENKO WAVE YOUR WAND

>>18375587
I battled the captcha for this hearty kek

>>18375585
We don't deserve to exist.

>>18375261
50% goy
50% slop

>>18377856
kekkle me shekkles you got me good there anon

>>18384724
>I'll never understand how "street food" became a positive thing.
By tasting good without having to wait an hour for it and without having to hand over your house for it.

>>18384315
What game is this from?

>>18375261
>meat
>clown
The cornerstone of a Vinesauce fan's diet.

I used to eat this as a kid. It's not called Meat Clown, you can clearly see that the name has been photoshopped. Stupid. It is called Billy Roll.

We called it billy luncheon meat when I was a kid

>>18375261
>29p
>100g

Jesus christ why would you eat meat that's cheaper than bread

>>18381335
only the anglo could be this twisted

>>18386867
Looks like TG Station for Spacestation13

>>18384713
>when you're slidin' into first, and you feel something burst...Dairylea...Dairylea.