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Give me your best uses for a piping bag.

>> No.18374373

sticking it up my ass

>> No.18374375

Use it impregnate random women with your seed

>> No.18374378

>>18374369
in vitro fertilization

>> No.18374381

>>18374369
filling manicotti
>tried doing it with a jerky extruder once, NEVER do that

>> No.18374408

>>18374378
>fertility clinics hate this one trick

>> No.18374700

>>18374369
shove it down your cockhole so you can fill your bladder and piss chocolate frosting. Get a fat slut to suck it out.

>> No.18374704

>>18374700
the ol dick whippets, bitches love my creamy cock

>> No.18374710

>>18374375
I too have seen Pink Flamingos

>> No.18374731

If using a reusable bag, making sausage. The disposable kinds tend to break while squeezing the mince into the casing.

>>18374710
I used to host anti-Superbowl parties every year where we eat typical Superbowl foods (or stuff from thisiswhyyourefat.com) but watch John Waters movies. Good times.
Seven layer dip was always a hit.

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>>18374369

>> No.18374742

>>18374369
i used it to apply refried beans to mexican food

>> No.18374743

>>18374731
>Seven layer dip
Dude gross. Make some real do, you dip.

>> No.18374748

>>18374743
>make some real do
Idk wtf that means, but seven layer dip is the kitty's titties.

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>>18374731
>anti-Superbowl parties

>> No.18374760

>>18374754
Sorry to break it to you, but most girls aren't really that into sports.

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>>18374760
>Sorry to break it to you, but most girls aren't really that into sports.

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>>18374748
What, like this?

>> No.18374773

>>18374765
Yes?

>> No.18374783
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>> No.18374792

>>18374783
Came here to post this.

>> No.18374799

>>18374378
>>18374408
That's a TURKEY BASTER anon...
Or for those going the direct route though the abdomen, a FLAVOR INJECTOR.
I personally like to be boring and conventional and use mine for meringue and pate a choux.
They are good for filling them afterwards with a nice jelly or whipped cream afterwards too.

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>>18374731
>but watch John Waters movies
>Seven layer dip was always a hit.
I shudder to imagine the ingredients on that one.

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>>18374754
>watching grown men playing with their balls while having corporate 'Merica shoved down your throat to wash down the Goyslop® and GoySlurp®
No thanks, as disgusted as John Waters films are, I'd RATHER watch those...
I thought Amerilards had sworn off NFL shit because of kneeling and shit--
I suppose I can believe their resolve is as steadfast as their attention spans.

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>>18374783
Another good use.

>> No.18374951

>>18374813
Regular, Superbowl food, like hot wings and stuff, not JW themed food, though we did drink Tab one year because a friend saw it somewhere or other, remembered the actor from Polyester is Tab Hunter and decided to bring a case. It was awful.

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>>18374951
PHEEW!!
Kinda sounds like the "STUPOR-BOWL" parties some friends would throw in the past--Everyone brings an entree, a snack, and a six-pack-and socializes with the TV on mute until the commercials come on(that's what we were watching for,) but I haven't been to one of those in over 12 years. Even just watching the commercials has become unbearably obnoxious.
t. have seen 4 JW movies...ONCE--not my thing, but then My goto grossout pizza fix were horror movies like Evil dead and Hellraiser

>> No.18377020

>>18374369
I work in a dildo factory and use them regularly. I wish I was joking.

>> No.18377071

>>18374369
Whip up some homemade icecream
Stuff it in your asshole
Freeze your asshole overnight
Have your boyfriend lick the icecream