/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18368135
Bait thread. There isn't a big man in the sky who gets mad if you eat bacon, stop being retarded

>>18368135
Store bought vegetarian bacon isn't too good. You can give tempeh bacon a go, I made it a couple times and I'm pretty happy with the results. Example recipe https://minimalistbaker.com/easy-tempeh-bacon/

>>18368143
>Just eat a giant brick of soy
OP's belief that a man flew over the moon on a horse is retarded but this is even worse. Just buy turkey bacon OP, it's not as good but it's close enough to the real thing

What's wrong with turkey bacon?

>>18368147
Believing that soy is a jewish conspiracy to castrate the white men isn't much different than believing in god.

>>18368135
Ham works just as well.

>>18368150
>soy is NOT a phytoestrogen okay??? IT JUST ISN'T

Halal beef bacon is a thing you could buy OP. Some grocery stores might have it, or you can order frozen beef bacon online.

>>18368135
I honestly don't understand why anyone would choose to be a retarded religious cultist over eating a BLT twice a year, but if you're really that retarded and this isn't just a bait thread, Morning Star bacon is actually pretty good.

Just cure and smoke any kosh- halal protein in the same way you would pork, mushrooms are a good substitute same with deer oddly

>>18368135
You make a MLT, mutton lettuce and tomato

>>18368135
b8 thread, but the focus of a BLT is the tomato, not the bacon. the bacon is salty, smoky seasoning and textural component. the juicy, tender tomato mixing with the mayo is the point of the sandwich.

make a tomato sandwich. toast some nice thick, flavorful bread (I prefer wheat), put mayo on both slices, then sliced tomato in the middle. let the tomato sit on the cutting board with some salt and pepper on it for a bit before making the sandwich.

>>18368135
Have you ever considered moving out of the middle east?

>>18368135
turkey bacon

>>18368135
>halal
Um I like my food without animal torture thank you very much.

>>18368242
ok shaq

>>18368135
Donner kebab meat silly

Step 1.
Stop being a faggot
Step 2.
Convert to Christianity

Get beef bacon from a butcher

>>18368304
This.

>>18368135
>blt sandwiches look fire and i've always wanted to make them
They are great. Too bad you'll never eat one.

>>18368135
just eat a BLT and confess your sin to be forgiven

>>18368225
would beef bacon taste about the same as pork bacon?

thanks for the advice anons, but i will not convert today nor ever.

>>18368135
just use lamb

>>18368135
blts with a lot of bacon are terrible. the bacon is providing seasoning for the tomato. it's a tomato and mayonnaise sandwich more than a bacon sandwich.

>>18368135
>halal
Please accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour

>>18368135
>what should i substitute for the bacon?
If you do this, it's not a BLT, now is it?

>>18368148
>What's wrong with turkey bacon?
It's not bacon.

>>18368135
turkey bacon, next.

>>18368135
>s good vegetarian bacon even a thing?
no, i've been a vegan for about 10 years now so I would know.

>>18369639
>but i will not convert today nor ever.
I was raised Catholic.
In that faith, you can always hope for forgiveness of any sin via confession.
Doesn't your God ever forgive anyone?
If so, no need to convert.

>>18371300
>it's a tomato and mayonnaise sandwich more than a bacon sandwich.
OK, then why don't people often make "LT" sandwiches?
B L & T, not L & T and if you really want to, maybe some "B".
You're also ignoring the texture component of some nice extra-thick bacon.
p.s. Shrimp also makes a good addition.

>>18368135
Thinly sliced meats crisp up easily, seasonings, curing, and smoking can get you similar flavors to bacon. Seared strips of pastrami or corned beef work. Grilled lamb slices can be salty, fatty, and crispy. Beef, duck, and turkey bacons are readily available products, they're not identical to pork bacon but offer similar flavors and are good on a sandwich. Consider adding a sauce with a smokey flavor to capture that part of the bacon's taste.

>halal anything
Disgusting lmao

>>18371423
>Thinly sliced meats
So you're sacrificing thick-cut bacon's texture.
>similar flavors to bacon.
>similar
If any of the substitutes in this thread worked as well as bacon, they'd supplant the BLT.
Call me when that happens.

>>18369639
No I would recommend turkey bacon over beef bacon. Idk why, but beef bacon is always just kind of gross

>>18368135
turkey bacon is actually quite nice.

>>18371384
Why do you hate yourself?

>>18371669
funny you say that. I used to hate myself before, but the change in diet helped me lose a lot of weight, which led me to be able to properly exercise, which led to an overall general self improvement in my mood and how I saw myself.

>>18371674
You do realize you can do all of that and still eat meat right? In fact you can do it far easier since meat is far more filling than vegetables and also contains much more protein and minerals vital to the human body.

>>18368135
I wanted to become Muslim but the pork thing is what prevented me from doing it. Not just because eating pork is a cultural norm for me, but because it's such an irrational and pointless rule. Everything else in Islam makes sense, but the pork rule proves that it's fake.

>>18372187
>Everything else in Islam makes sense
Um, sweety, no.

>>18372187
The prohibition on pork had a logical start, it was when pigs were full of parasites and you'd probably get ill eating it. Same with shellfish and milk. They probably noticed people eating these things had a higher tendency to be ill. Made sense then, less sense now.

>>18368135
I don't know how you'd get it, but crispy chicken skin would be pretty good. Bacon is crispy, salty and fatty, which I imagine crispy, well salted chicken skin could do.

Otherwise beef and turkey bacon are okay although I find they don't get as crisp. I'd even sub smoked chicken or duck.

>>18369639
Beef bacon tastes better than pork bacon.

Don't listen to these goyslop munchers who probably have very acidic blood and look like shit from all the pork and processed meat they've eaten.

Seafood/eggs/dairy regularly and shellfish/poultry/red meat sparingly.

>>18372325
Which is how you know it's a fake religion. Why would an all-knowing God, in his last message to humanity, include prohibitions that are only relevant in certain areas and for a relatively short period of time?

>>18372325
>pigs were full of parasites and you'd probably get ill eating it
Not if you cook it.

>Same with shellfish and milk.
Both shellfish and milk are halal (ok to eat).

>>18371393
>>18371358
>>18372187
Porks eat their own shit and are cannibals, that's why Islam is right about swine.

And (((they))) know about this which is why pork is the fucking cheapest meat because they're fed literally anything (even their own) to fatten them up

>>18372329
>Seafood/eggs/dairy regularly
Seafood should be eaten sparingly because of heavy metal content.
Eggs and dairy too, due to heart health issues.

>shellfish/poultry/red meat sparingly
Umm, Sugarlumps? Shellfish IS seafood, and chicken is healthier than red meat/pork.

>>18372336
Chickens will eat chicken meat and I'm pretty sure you could get them to eat shit, yet you have no prohibition on eating chicken.

I've seen cows eating rubbish in India, you could probably get them to eat anything, yet beef is perfectly fine in Islam.

Also, pigs will only eat anything if it's what you give them to eat. If you give them normal food they'll eat it. So pigs being fed trash is not some inherent property of pigs but rather a factor in the way they're raised. In that light, why wouldn't this Allah just command people to feed their pigs well instead of forbidding pork meat entirely?

>>18372336
>Porks eat their own shit and are cannibals
Same for chickens, but they're halal.
Before mad cow disease, leftover beef parts were fed to cattle.
There's a lot of animals we eat that would eat one of their own (or you) given half a chance.

>>18372355
Nice going fag, you literally stole my entire post: >>18372347 sentence for sentence, then reworded it a bit.

>>18372359
>you're not allowed to readd the thread from top to bottom!!!
>wahhh!!!!
>wahhh!!!!
>wahhh!!!!

>>18372369
I just don't understand why you would bother doing that. Seems a little strange

>>18372372
>I just don't understand
Obviously not, now hush and stop shitting up the thread.

>>18372381
why are you like this

>>18372381
I'm surprised you haven't started posting soyjaks yet. Go back to your containment board where posting the same thing over and over ad nauseum is considered normal.

Could we all just get back to criticizing Islam and praising bacon instead of worrying about two similar posts?

>>18372344
Eggs and dairy doesn't give you issues unless you get the non-organic varieties. If you're not a caucasoid dairy can give you issues even if you get organic though.

Not all fish has mercury, only the larger ones.

Shellfish is part of seafood but isn't fish which is what I ment to refer to.

Even organic chicken has omega 6 fat which goes counterscys the omega 3 beef, lamb, eggs, and some fish have.

>>18372347
I haven't heard of stories of chickens eating eachother in a pasture environment, but not a surprise if its done caged.

Warthog and swine have been proven to be cannibals even in the wild, this gers exacerbated in in a caged setting where female pigs eat their young.

Nonetheless, they don't sweat like other mammals (explains why they roll in their own shit) which is why their meat is more acidic and generally worse for you taking toxins into account.

>>18372355
You will never see a cow or chicken eat carrion amongst their own.

If they are fed their own by farmers that's a different story which isn't my point. My point is regarding how even warthogs are proven to eat their own in the wild so that pigs eating their own isn't a surprise.

>>18368139
he's right, the Big Man in the sky gets mad at evil and sin and wants to welcome you home to His Kingdom through Baptism and salvation, He redeemed us with His death and Resurrection. but He does not care about eating bacon, go ahead and enjoy.

>>18368221
>yes I have no problem with mammalian oestrogens and phytoestrogens in hops that are more readily bioavailable than the phytoestrogens in soy by a significant margin

>>18372534
>Eggs and dairy doesn't give you issues unless you get the non-organic varieties.
Sorry, according to my doctor, this is wrong and I should stop eating so much yogurt, and cut back on the eggs as well.

>Not all fish has mercury,
Yes, they do. Older fish have more, younger fish have less.

>I haven't heard of stories of chickens eating each other in a pasture environment
I've seen it happen. And these were loose, wild chickens, not caged, and not even "free range".
My parent's neighborhood has random chickens (and peacocks) just wandering around.

>>18372534
>If they are fed their own by farmers that's a different story which isn't my point.
Your point was about animals people eat, and unless you're out hunting cows, you're missing your own point.

>>18372591
>>18372534

The higher on the food chain, the higher the mercury.

And ofcourse the older the fish the higher the mercury aswell.. but if its a very old small fish (like parrotfish for example) its still bound to have low mercury..

Avoid shark, dolphin (obviously), marlin, swordfish and tuna

>>18368135
Beef bacon

>>18372534
But what does pigs being cannibals have to do with the edibility of the meat? That doesn't make any sense to begin with.
Also regarding parasites like trichinosis, pigs don't even have the most of it. Bears have more trichinosis than pigs. Today in this country most trich cases actually originate from people eating bear meat, which is insane considering that billions eat pork and only like 5 dudes actually ate a bear. So God couldn't have just warned us about pigs because of the parasites. He also didn't mention any of the fish that are full of them. It just makes no sense.

>>18368148
For me its the gritty texture

>>18372821
Nobody is saying bear meat is preferable to pork, they're both disgusting.

>>18372617
Mercury doesn't accumulate in fish like Sardines and Anchovies as they only eat plankton.

Medium size fish like salmon might accumulate a tiny amount, but its only with fish like tuna that you're going to run into that issue.

>>18373318
I don't think it's preferable, but it's permissable in Islam despite being more parasite ridden which doesn't make sense

>>18372573
mammalian oestrogen is not as invasive as phytoestrogens you fucking soyman, also fuck beer and fuck you. fucking low T bugman.

>>18371710
Yes, I do realize that. It changes nothing imo. If you enjoy meat, more power to you. But I enjoy my life how it is right now, so I will continue doing it this way.

>>18368135
turkey bacon is just as good as pork bacon, without all the chewy fat and filthy pork.

>>18372561
jesus specifically said he came not to do away with the old law.
the dietary law is still in effect.

>>18368135
blt is a tomato sandwich. the bacon is secondary.

>>18373364
>jesus specifically said he came not to do away with the old law.
>the dietary law is still in effect.
Jesus' death fulfilled the prophecy of a new covenant being established found in the OT. Jesus said it's not what enters the mouth that defiles you, but what exits the mouth. So food doesn't defile the individual, their words and actions do. Jesus broke the Sabbath, and made it clear that the only laws that are to be followed are the 10 commandments.

>>18373387
>made it clear
Given the conflicting gospels, and the conflicts within each gospel, the bible is certainly not a reliable source for definitive answers from the big J.

> the only laws that are to be followed are the 10 commandments.
OK, what about Mathew 5:17-20?
17 “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. 19 Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20 For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven.


"until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law"
I'm sure you can find conflicting passages, but that's because the bible is full of contradictions.

>>18373646
>Given the conflicting gospels, and the conflicts within each gospel, the bible is certainly not a reliable source for definitive answers from the big J.
Yes it is, and it's neither conflicting either. Jesus made it clear that all foods are good to eat.

Jesus fulfilled the Law with His death. Everything in the law was pointing to Him. The last thing Jesus said on the cross was
>it is finished
meaning what He came to do was complete, and that was to fulfill the Law, which rendered the old covenant with Israel null and void and began the establishment of the new covenant (which again is prophesied in the OT).

Romans 10:14
Christ is the culmination of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes.

>"until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law"
I love how you intentionally left out the most important part of this quote, which is

>until everything is accomplished.

And everything was accomplished through His sacrifice. But given your image and your obvious bait post, it's more than enough for me to deduce you to nothing more than an internet troll. So with that being said, have a good day.

>>18373668
>Jesus made it clear that all foods are good to eat.
He also said as long as heaven and earth existed, the old laws still apply, hence the conflict.

>you intentionally left out the most important part of this quote
Read my post again, Christfag.
>>18373646
>until everything is accomplished
A pretty vague statement anyone could interpret however they like.
How convenient for you that _your_ interpretation lets you eat shrimp, crab and lobster.

A side note: most modern Jews feel free to ignore stuff like killing rape victims, killing anyone who tries to convert you to a different faith, etc, etc. And yet they don't believe in the new covenant.

>>18373668
>nothing more than an internet troll.
Wow, another interpretation that's convenient for you.

>>18373702
You are consumed with the same obsession that all who fear Him nurture.

>>18373747
You really just do make all this nonsense up, huh?
Oh, and I'm not sure how responding to you insistent bullshit makes ME obsessed.
And I'm pretty sure the only people that fear Jesus are his followers. Funny world.

>>18373360
I guess the smug tastes pretty good.

>>18372329
>Beef bacon tastes better than pork bacon.
Was today opposite day and I didn't notice?

All food you didn't personally see grown and prepared is almost certainly unclean, there's no solution but to starve.

>>18373813
Sure

>>18373364
>turkey bacon is just as good as pork bacon, without all the chewy fat and filthy pork.
Sure I guess if you've had your tongue removed I guess that's true.

>>18373364
>jesus specifically said he came not to do away with the old law.
>the dietary law is still in effect.
God literally sent down a bunch of "unclean" animals to saul and told him they were ok to eat. You need to up your trolling game son try educating yourself first.

>>18373897
How many miles on your tesla/prius?

>>18373940
However amount you wish.

>>18373945
I can imagine that little smirk on your face. Well you go ahead and enjoy your kale chips and your beyond burgers. Thanks for lowering the price of delicious meat for the rest of us. Both my grandparents lived to 80+ so I think I'll be ok either way.

>>18373959
You're absolutely welcome. Enjoy the meat.

>>18373968
Thanks just finished a delicious meal of tortellini and spicy sausage, it was absolutely divine. I'm sorry you will never have the pleasure to taste it.

>>18373969
Cool.

>BLT thread
>How can I make something that isn't a BLT
/ck/ why do you do this? OP, just go look at the last BLT thread because there were no BLTs there either. You're all fuckers.

You make a BLT, fuck halal.

>>18373984
Because non-whites and soi bugmen are allowed on this board. These people don't like having good threads, they don't even want nice things. They just want to be repugnant shits and ruin anything remotely tasteful.

>>18373935
>saul
Pppfft, that guy.

>>18374596
I accept your concession muhammad.

>>18368135
Wife was vegetarian for awhile and made shitake bacon to great success. Liquid Smoke helps a lot.

>>18374711
>was vegetarian for awhile
>was
>for awhile
>was

>>18368135
Replace bacon for non pork sausage

>>18372325
Some people view the constitution in a similar manner. Its called the "living text" interpretation, where the text must be understood in light of the decade it was written, and reinterpreted in future generations.

>>18374796
and those people suck

>>18372334
Yeah but back in the whenever days of this, its possible they didn't know to overcook pork and anyway there wasn't refrigeration so higher chance of illness. Just stick to chickens.

For shellfish and milk, I think that anon is referring to the Jewish prohibition of eating them together.

>>18375783
>Just stick to chickens.
And undercooked chicken isn't a problem because....?

>>18375783
>Jewish prohibition of eating them together.
Neither becomes safer if eaten separately, just like beef and cheese.

What about the part where Yahweh says you can boil a goat in milk, just as long as it's not its own mother's milk?

Now try guessing why the Pope says you can't eat meat on a Friday.

>>18368135
>vegetarian
Should trigger an autoban.
>take an L
wut?