/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18370880
Retard

>>18370880
You’re a weak baby. Habs don’t even taste spicy to me any more.

>>18370880
retard, know your limit and eat within it
you need to build tolerance with jalapenos first

>>18370895
>nothing tastes spicy to me since I burned off all of my taste buds
tastelet

>>18370880
>follow recipe for the first time
>make modifications to it haphazardly without knowing what the fuck I'm doing
>suffer painfully
Good, maybe next time you won't fuck around with shit you're unfamiliar with and stick to the recipe until you understand what makes it work.

>>18370901
>doesn’t get to enjoy forbidden peppers, spends his nights on the toilet shitting and burning is brains out
Lmao

>>18370888
Wasted Trips, kys
>>18370900
Wasted Dubs, kys
>>18370905
Singles, kys

All three of you need to kill youreselfs. OP, in the true pioneering nature of cooking, decided to deviate from the recipe. Sure he's shitting lava but he had the gumption and gonads to try something new.

Good luck OP. Live and learn. Proud of you.

*has sex with OP*

Question, can you use regular jalapeños to make sriracha? I’m not about to go chase down the red ones and I need my sriracha fix since I’m assuming the shortage is still going on and I’m not going to some chink store to buy a small bottle for 10 bucks.

>>18370914
Be honest dude that’s not the first time you’ve had sex with an original poster

Lol

>>18370914
Kill yourself, freak

>be pepoer plant
>spend millions of years evolving a chemical defence mechanism to deter animals from eating me
>species of bipedial apes comes along and eats me
>they like the spiciness
>they crossbreed me to produce even hotter peppers
>they massivly cultivate me on a global scale
>mfw my attempt at chemical warfare backfires

>>18371148
*pepper plant

>>18371148
>thinking being globally cultivated isn't an evolutionary advantage
The absolute state of amerishart education.

>>18371148
Anon u r gay but i love u ok i hope you wake up tomorrow and go hey its a brand new day and i love life coz im out here lovin you anon love you

>>18371148
>backfires
Its genes are now one of the most widespread of all organisms of all time, literally top 1%.

>>18370917

>>18371211
Isn’t it stupid that Greenpeace and other groups like that sob scream and cry about koalas going extinct or some shit, but whenever someone suggests people keep them as pets its NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST MAKE THIS ENDANGERED ANIMAL A PET SPECIES THATS NOT NATURAL and it’s like motherfucker you can tell me a better solution to prolonging a species when the dog goes extinct.
Some fucking pissy weed that grows in one environment is about to cark it? Well I wonder why the potato is everywhere but this hyper endangered plant whose location has to be kept secret to prevent poaching is gonna die.

Nothing saves a species better than being ownable.

>>18371443
>Nothing saves a species better than being ownable.
This is true. Ironically, what saved the American bison from extinction was farming them for meat.

"Spicy food" is such a fucking meme, making something more painful to eat doesn't make it taste better.
If something requires being spicy to be good it isn't good food.

>>18371443
>Some fucking pissy weed that grows in one environment is about to cark it? Well I wonder why the potato is everywhere but this hyper endangered plant whose location has to be kept secret to prevent poaching is gonna die.
Forreal, why do I care about some special edition Butterfly like its a fucking NFT? Let Evolution run its course, maybe preserve some DNA so we can splice new ones in the future for shits and giggles.

>>18371452
Spicy food opens your tastebuds. Just because you’re allergic to pollen doesn’t mean a light spring breeze isn’t relaxing as fuck, it just means you’re a biologically broken buck

>>18371461
I guarantee you Carolina Reaper and other highly spicy shit isn't "opening taste buds" the same way a little background Cayenne does.

>>18371467
Then you should have specified meme chilies and not spicy food, don’t blame me for your vagueries.

>>18371472
I did state "More painful" (implying pain) and "If something REQUIRES being spicy" to be fair

>"Spicy food" is such a fucking meme, making something more painful to eat doesn't make it taste better.
If something requires being spicy to be good it isn't good food.

>>18371476
Pain levels are not a constant and half the people who say this sort of shit cringe at black pepper like it’s the fucking pear of anguish.

>>18370914
>>>18370888
>Wasted Trips, kys
No he's right.
It's pretty easy to dilute an overly spicy dish like chili.
If you're too stupid to figure it out, no one should trust you with a stove.

Bump

>>18370895
spicy isn't a taste god damn it

>>18370880
The fat from the meat will mellow it out a little over time