/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why would that be?

how can one refute?

>british cuisine

>>18367758
Why do Brits talk to teach other like toddlers? Is it because they're all pedophiles?

>>18367758
whats wrong with red or brown sauce

>>18367767
blood sausage is not exclusive to britain

>>18367790
Yes.

Why do Americans check the teeth and shoes of strangers like everyone they meet is a horse for sale?

>>18369295
slavery

>>18367758
i blame the french for allowing this to happen

LEZZGOOOO

LETS GOOOOOO

bruuuh les GOOOOOOOWWWAAA

>>18367813
Neither is bacon, eggs, grilled tomato, beans, or mushrooms but they act like only Britain makes it.

Isn’t it sad when your cultural triumph is something so fucking basic that other societies didn’t even consider it noteworthy?

It’s the cuisine equivalent of being told some Kenyan mud and shit brick hut is an architectural marvel.

...les
...go

>>18371555
sorry. can you write it in simple english?

>>18371555
the combination of is what makes it unique. look at a bartenders guide.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjNln9mXuTI

>>18371555
the person posting the sausage was making fun of bongs

>>18371590
The bartender has to get the measurements right and use techniques. The full English requires frying everything in grease and opening precooked beans. I dunno, maybe you zoomers find can opening to be almost godlike in ability, but there’s a reason nobody in the world goes out and eats British.

Even the most pigslop American fast food is held in higher esteem than bubble n spotted faggots.

>>18371735
i feel like your only exposure to british food has been through a screen, as with probably %60+ of everything else you think you know about.

>>18371740
I feel like your defence of British food is Battered Wife Syndrome

>>18371753
my defense of british food is because i haven't had it. i've had everything that makes it up, beyond blood sausage. but i've had all ingredients that make up gravy and hawaiian pizza. buuuuut.....?

>>18371740
this is the inconvenient truth. There are YouTube videos where Americans couldn't even pinpoint the UK on a map or name a single city that wasn't London, but they're apparently all fucking experts in British cuisine because of constant memes and clickbait

>>18367758
WW2 rationing, the loss of the Empire and government sanctioned looting from everywhere except London absolutely wrecked British food, but even despite that they still make some bangers. Anyone who's had English cheddar, cider, or pies knows no other country can match the original, not even close.

>>18367758
No it isn't hard to defend, there is nothing wrong with British cusine.

>>18371879
>WW2 rationing, the loss of the Empire and government sanctioned looting from everywhere except London absolutely wrecked British food
Yeah that was 60+ years ago, don't you think maybe by now that doesn't really matter?

>>18367758
America unironically has the best food because it's willing to adapt to different cook methods instead of cling to culture and tradition. I learned that from realizing how shitty actual mexican food is being full of bean paste and other shit and not using near as much spice, compared to TexMex which uses a lot more spice and salsa.

Or the fact that Italian pizzas swear by their stone pizza ovens that just burn the shit out of the crust.

>>18372483
Texmex just uses more dairy. Actual Mexican food uses way more spices and flavors by comparison. Both are good though. And stone pizza ovens don't burn pizzas unless you leave them in there too long. You're either a good troll or have absolute pleb tier tastebuds

>>18371813
>because of constant memes and clickbait
>refers to meme/clickbait videos as evidence

>>18372483
Jesus Christ

>>18372602
retard

>>18372878
yeh burgerpunk isn't necessarily restricted to 'burgers'. burgerpunk is like catholicism, to the gluttonous church of-

>>18371555
Why does a big brekky make you seethe so much

>>18372958
it's a thirdie thing their whole society runs on jealousy and revenge

>this image makes non-bongs confused and afraid

>>18372976
for me? it's the spicy one

>>18372900
not wrong though

>>18372976
I'm more disgusted than anything else. What is it with beans over there in the UK? Canned beans are gross, poverty tier crap.

>>18367771
My local Kroger used to sell this, but I haven't seen it in years. :(

>>18367758
>saucy
>brekkie
Is speaking in baby talk normal for bongs?

>>18371735
>there’s a reason nobody in the world goes out and eats British
You really think nobody ever goes out to eat fish and chips?

>>18375802
no need to have a benny over it. take a ciggy break and i'll whip you up a sarnie, then maybe you won't be so moody as to have a hissy.

>>18371735
nobody "eats british" because british food in the english speaking world is ubiquitous, you fucking zero iq braindead mutt mongoloid. apple pie, fried chicken, cheddar cheese, roast beef, "mac and cheese" as you faggots call it is all british, all of it comes from here. people "eat italian" or "eat chinese" because it's exotic, a change of pace.

>>18371740
that's unfortunately exactly it. retards on here consume memes and think they know anything about anything. suddenly all these dumb shit turds who've never even stepped foot out of their american flyover backwater are experts on everything including entire other nations. yanks accuse everyone else of letting them live in their heads rent free when almost every time there's a thread anywhere on this website about anything non-american there's some fat retard in there from the united states exposing his stupidity with sociopathic confidence.

>>18372483
lol shut up you fucking retard

>>18375809
Fish and chips barely can survive in America. Arthur Treachers is dead

>>18371735
You're eating British all the time and don't even realise it. Sandwich? British.

With teeth like this you really appreciate cucumber sandwich and 6 o clock tea and crackers

>>18375324
>it's cheap and filling so it's bad
Holy.

>>18367758
Why do they say "saucy" why not just "sauce?" Sounds like fucking child-speak.

>>18371555
Most British people don't consider it a cultural triumph. I've found every time someone tries to trash British food it comes from a place of extreme ignorance, i.e you don't know what the fuck you're talking about you faggot retard.

>>18369295
Because they are…

>>18375324
Cry some more bitch

>>18376040
Maybe they don't actually talk like that? Use your brain, do you think corpo-speak from an American company trying to be relatable to British customers and looking like mongs is how we actually talk?

>>18371735
>nobody eats fish&chips
>nobody eats fried chicken
>nobody eats sandwiches

>>18367790
nonces is the correct term, lad

>>18376625
>Invented a special word for pedos because the country has so many pedos

>>18375891
half the restaurants in america serve fish and chips. its almost as common as burgers and hot dogs.

We are called MAPs now. Not nonces or pedos. It's 2022 people.

I tried Papa Johns breakfast pizza before and I didn't enjoy it, I'm giving these a miss.

>>18376562
So you're saying "muchie boxes" is corpo-speak. Got it. Daft cunt.

Where do we get munchie boxes with that gyro meat like shaved meat in the USA? I bought a muchie box when I was in the uk and it was great. Threw out all the fries/chips and shit and just ate the meats.