/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18363043
Do not be ashamed anon, Kewpie is the best mayo you can buy, followed by Ajinomoto mayo.
These two got our backs, assuring us that we have great taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpGu--jU64

But seriously, Kewpie IS the best fucking mayo you can buy out there.

>>18363043
Do not be ashamed anon, Kewpie is the best mayo you can buy, followed by Ajinomoto mayo.
These two got our backs, assuring us that we have great taste.
https://youtu.be/PRpGu--jU64?t=4937

But seriously, Kewpie IS the best fucking mayo you can buy out there.

>>18363043
Bro, it's the supermarket. They're laughing at your exotic taste in eggpaste because they're 80 IQ wagies who live off of hot pockets and Mommy's hot-dog burritos. Fuck them, don't even talk to them. Out-rude them.

What the fuck *is* up with that packaging, though?

>>18363088
Isn't it the best because they add msg to it?

>>18363088
I watch anime but I don't consider myself a weeb. I always buy kewpie because it's the only mayonnaise that doesnt have sugar in it.

It's not like I'm buying condoms or a fucking dildo. I just want to buy my items without being treated like a degenerate.

>>18363095
eh, nah, that's shit that their competitors spread around because they can't make anything that even comes close
Like, let's say there IS MSG in it.
Western mayos STILL wouldn't taste as good if you put MSG in them. We all know they will still be garbage.

>>18363115
If you are not joking, you might just want to let the cashier process only the rest of your stuff, but afterwards, you go self-checkout the kewpie

I haven't been to a grocery store sober in close to a decade, and somehow I still manage to make more money than a checkout kid. Why would you possibly care what they think?

>>18363121
Say what you will about the brand or whatever, but my favorite is sir kensingtons avocado oil mayo. Expensive as all hell, but the taste is delicious, and no sneed oils.

>>18363136
>"Non-GMO"
>clearly shows an avocado with arms and legs
dropped

>make up fake story in his head for no reason
>thinks it is something that needs to be shared
how's your day going, schizo

imagine being so pathetic you create mayo larps

>>18363043
>oh god its that wierdo that buys the baby mayonnaise again

>>18363144
I audibly laughed. Thank you.

>>18363043
this is the fiction you plan to turn in for english class?

>>18363043
You are one of those morons who is afraid of going to the gym because you think everyone will be staring at you. Guess what, no one fucking cares about you. At the supermarket, on the streets, anywhere. No one fucking cares. All these looks and whispers are inside your stupid paranoid head.

>>18363095

>>18363043
dukes is better.

>>18363043
How can I put this delicately? Do you have some kind of mental history, are you also hearing voices when you go to sleep?

>>18363090
this, i have no idea about the packaging part though, its at the nearest grocery store for me and it doesnt even have some sort of bottle so presumably youre supposed to use it like bagged icing

>>18363398
>first ingredient is sneed oil
hard pass.

>>18363121
>>18363095
>>18363398
What's so bad about china salt? I personally look for it as a pro in food, i mean it just makes it taste better and you have to eat a tonne for it to be bad.
Most of the products i eat have china salt, and i even have some to add to my food, and i've never had issues, i'm not a fatass nor do i have desensitized tastebuds either, by the way. China salt is based.
>>18363238
anon's mom here, he made this post as he stuffed his mouth with hot pockets and circlejerked with his tranny gf about how dumb eating food is through a discord call
please save him

>>18363414
of course its the itoddler who says this retarded shit
please tell us how your gluten free dairy free keto diet is going anon you haven't updated your facebook blog

>>18363414
if i ever get the ability to i will be sure to force you to interact with the alternate reality where you are born female and get into fad diets instead, i would really fucking enjoy that interaction

>>18363448
>>18363460

>>18363495
I'll do it.

>>18363207
i made this post. i didn't mean to be this mean. sorry op

>>18363414
I made some mayo with beef fat instead of sneedoil recently, tasted musky like if you smoked the mayo.

>>18363441
I personally believe msg is a cooking crutch 99% of the time. If I want added savory I work miso, dashi, fish sauce, vegemite, aged cheeses, tomatoes, or other high glutamate ingrdients etc into my dish. It challenges me rather than simplifies things.

>>18363043
Bought this one, threw it away immediately. Tasted like awful vinegar.

>>18363043
>When you finish you can go home and relax
Try bringing up the fact that if you have a car you can go anywhere

>kewpie
I think i'll pass on the liquid shits today

Really makes you think, doesn't it.

one time i got lost and ended up in buttplug city. I found a store to get water because i was parched and all they had was buttplug juice by the gallon

>>18363558
>>18363584
filtered

>>18363584
Sorry which of these ingredients is supposed to give you diarrhea?

>>18363584
Ohhhh that's why it is good. Lots of egg yolk + msg sounds really great.

Imagine using cured egg yolk instead of salt to season the mayo. May have to try that out.

>>18363555
yeah i add both
stop being a pretentious snob

>>18363555
based flavor builder.

>>18363740
You wouldn't need both if you weren't such an umamilet.

>>18363043
they don't care about the mayo, they're laughing at you because obviously something about is odd, strange, and just plain hilarious. not to mention you don't have any social skills. your best bet is to stay in the basement so no one will have to look at you and you can order all your stuff from amazon

Just order them from Amazon fresh then
I don't even do grocery anymore

>>18363043
>Me: When you finish you can go home and relax
You think they don't know this? They probably think you're telling them to suck it up or something. But also, don't go out of your way to talk to normies, and go to self-checkout whenever possible.

thought experiment: what if instead of making better mayo at home you elected to be a weeb paypig who was too autistic to understand the contempt of strangers

>>18363398
>like two real ingredients
Ok lol

>>18363144
I lol'ed irl

>>18363043
If you weren't an ugly balding incel they wouldn't make fun of you. In fact if it was a tall handsome guy buying it they would probably act all interested and try to start a friendly conversation about how they're going to try it themselves now.

>>18363136
I prefer chucks seed

>>18363043
im just assuming this is pasta

>>18363525
I tried animal fat mayos, they're quite good, but because animal fat solidifies at lower temperature, the texture is really different

>>18363043
it's over-rated.