/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18360213
No one cares

Well you're a cat and that's my salad, let me eat in peace.

>>18360217
Vegetables and fiber at all destroys your gut in untold amount of ways with new bodies of research each time. I would care, not necessarily for the goy slave cattle, but the decline of humanity and health as a whole

>>18360321
What's your goal with this shit?

Toss them in oil and seasoning then bake them.

>>18360213
I've actually known people like this. Dated a girl with a kid for a bit (wouldn't recommend it) and she would order her sons food at fast food joints without lettuce, never saw either eat a fruit or veggie aside from fried green tomatoes. Shit was sad, poor kid never had a chance.

>>18360213
eat the beggies

>>18360213
>>18360321
Kill yourself. You will from the inevitable heart attack. But kill yourself faster.

>>18360213
Cats eat palm strands and other grasses, not salads. Eat your vegetables, pal. You need to live long and age where you're still attractive enough to be fucked.

>>18360213
Not even potatoes? Not even ketchup?

>>18360213
I'm gonna swap out those grape tomatoes with actual grapes

>>18360666
Cats eat grass when they want to vomit.

>>18360823
My dog ate grass because he liked it.
But dogs are pretty dumb.

>>18360848
They like to vomit because they like eating their vomit.

>>18360666
Checked. And if you try to fuck my cat I will absolutely unleash the full wrath of God on you.

he hate the tomate