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what would you cook him? and would he like it? be honest.

>> No.18330607

I can't cook goyslop

>> No.18330608

tendies with hunniemussy. dude has a self-admittedly juvenile palate.

>> No.18330611

papa johns new topping only boxes because i know he hates them and i hate him

>> No.18330622

>>18330608
that sounds like a fine meal.
>>18330611
anon, cooking is a labor of love. what'd he ever do to you to make you go out of your way to defile the sanctity of cooking?

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>>18330602

I think he likes burgers so I would make him one of my burgers. I always get compliments on them. Lots of onion powder is the secret.

If I really wanted to impress him I would do a Thai or Viet dish, some kind of noodle/salad or curry slop. Those get the best reviews when I make them.

Oh and my gf went sex crazy on me once when I made her a German spread of schnitzel, stroganoff and potato salad so if I want him to make me cum like 6 times in 24 hours I'd make that again.

>> No.18330647

Five lines of coke

>> No.18330648

>>18330602
Stew and homemade bread to dip in it.

>> No.18330649

>>18330602
Pan pizza and I think he would like it.

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>>18330602

>> No.18330666

>>18330602
Roast chicken with green beans and mashed potatoes. He'd probably like it, he's eaten similar things on one his day in the life of videos.

>> No.18330673

>>18330602
Considering he mostly eats fast food garbage ass shit, he would like pretty much any meal I'm capable of making. Not that I would make this manlet skeleton autist anything to eat. He's the least likeable faggot on the planet and people only "watch" his videos because he's practically mentally retarded and they have that kind of sympathy that people have for retards and mentally ill people.

>> No.18330678

>>18330666
OK, Satan

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Mystery meat.

>> No.18330688

>>18330602
Gold leaf with caviar on top, paired with a glass of Dom Pérignon

>> No.18330738

>>18330602
>would you cook him?
yea, i would

>> No.18330828

>>18330647
Based. Though I feel he has never done anything other than maybe drink.

>> No.18330838

>>18330602
Well hello.
https://youtu.be/G13929dygSs

>> No.18330852

a frozen pepperoni pizza and air fryer buffalo wings.

>> No.18330924

Fried bread with cinnamon and butter on top

>> No.18330937

>>18330686
I’m honestly curious if I could convince Roosevelt to not interfere with WWII by showing him pictures of lgbtq, especially trannies and pedophilia acceptance, furry, etc.
Or would they be too far gone already?

>> No.18330939

>>18330602
Id make him chicken wings on the grill, then get him really drunk on girly cocktails and let him crash at my place.

>> No.18330994

>>18330602
a fine connoisseur of memes I see.