/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18330315
i hate this retarded meme format. nobody said nothing? that doesn't make any sense at all you fucking retard

>>18330315
would eat. raspberry would be better, but ill take strawberry.

>>18330315
That isn't even real food, I'd throw up after like 2 bites. I eat candy about 2-3 times a year for the past 8 years. If you don't eat it you'll become disgusted by it. not food gtfo this board.

diabetes machine

>>18330315
That's just a big smore

>>18330321
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
pol: I'm going to disrespect hecking man children
leftypol: I'm going to end this man's whole career
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take on keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
[Everyone liked that]
CIA: am I a joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
Markiplier: Welcome To The Dark Side Of Youtube
4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.
Henry cavill: silence brand
Embarrassing: 100
Virginity: 100
Flirting: 1

later that day.......

>OP
Uhh guys I posted Sneed!
>Me
WTF is this guy thinking...lmao....
>Keanu Reeves
This isn't epic at all
>Me
You Got Owned By Keanu

Speech 100

>>18330315
I wouldn't eat it but I kinda like looking at it, how messed up is that?

>>18330486
stop lying, you would consume that shit. might take you a while though, because you sound like an uberpuss

>>18330315
That looks like a jaw nightmare. No person could bite down on that safely

>>18330530
Maybe if you drink s*y on the daily.

>>18330476
This was almost funny

nice reminds me of something a local bakery in my area makes. I go their semi regularly since I discovered them and have since gained roughly 40lbs in 6 months time. No, I don't plan to stop either

>>18330530
>That looks like a jaw nightmare.
Yeah, for you maybe.

>>18330315
Might be good

>>18330321
Once upon a time it was used as a twist on a certain dialogue-based meme format popularized on Twitter and in YouTube comments, then it became the format. It started as something like:
>[person/group]: "Innocuous question to subject about something mundane?"
>[subject]: [image of something ridiculous that offers humorous juxtaposition]
Then someone thought it would be funny to replace the first part with "no one," as if to say the subject is just doing this ridiculous thing completely uncalled for. It was funny because it undermined expectations, then it stuck and everyone just only uses the "no one" format and it got tired fast.

>>18330315
>didn't even lick off the precum
absolute animal

>nobody thought of this thing before i just made this
>no, nobody has ever made an ice cream sandwich or a smore or a macaron
>and yes, i did carry this messy thing outside to the street to take a picture because i'm the one who thought of it and didn't buy it from someone else

>>18330639
Dialogue is not a meme format

>>18330853
It is, as in pic related. Then just look up "no one meme" without quotes in Google Images and you'll see tons of examples like OP's.

>>18330315
Looks tasty. I would hate myself for eating it though

>>18330315
Yeah you sure are going to be able to taste that little strawberry in the middle buddy

>>18331411
>person a: says something
>person b: reaction image
that doesn't really qualify as a meme format anon, that's just like, a picture with words. it also has nothing to do with the OP format because the person B image/words are not a reaction to anything

>>18331952
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nobody
The only part they seem to leave out is how this started with a "somebody" saying "something" and evolved into this "nobody" thing.

>>18330639
>Then someone thought it would be funny to replace the first part with "no one," as if to say the subject is just doing this ridiculous thing completely uncalled for.
yeah we all get that that's the intended meaning but the way it's written doesn't convey that and doesn't make sense. here's how you fix it:
>everyone:
or
>no one: anything
years of retards posting this stupid meme and not one of them could come up with that on their own.

>>18332271
those alternatives are retarded too
literally just write
>things nobody asked for:

>>18330627
I liked the Stan Lee and the coom moment

Have any of you tried a frozen s'more? Like, you make a s'more, heat it up a little more over fire if you can so it gets toasty and way melty, and then stick it in the freezer til it's pretty cold and solid? I haven't done it in forever but I remember it being way good and did it quite a few times

>>18330315
what does that strawberry add

>>18330315
Why do vegans always try and push their meat alternatives. This is getting out of hand

>>18330315
you forgot the chimichuri

>>18330476
This was funny