/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18321527
Non meme dish.

>>18321557
Finnish vodka. I suppose a Russian would drink that if Russian vodka was unavailable

Fuck off orc.

>>18321682
Isnty that's Swedish? Im ok with swedes but they are Russophobe as hell...

>>18321691
No one cares about ukraine.

>>18321682
>Russian vodka was unavailable
Not in this uniniverse

I really like solyanka soup.

>>18321534
Ate a similar Mezzeh platter in Minsk a few years back it was very good and salaam aleykum to my Belarusian brothers

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>>18321544
How are these quartered onions incorporated? Just straight up take bites of them?

>>18321703
>Isn't that's Swedish?
I stand corrected. I looked it up. Yes, Absolut is Swedish not Finnish. I've got vodka and caviar on my brain now OP, thanks

>>18321527
Is that fish called 'taranka'?

>>18321909
they're small and don't have a strong flavor like cooking onions. but yeah you just eat em

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>>18321544
I have the urge to eat this on a cheap folding table next to the brook outside a dilapidated dacha

Pickled herring and onion on a thick slice of rye. It's really not bad.

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>>18321557
Is this enough food? After a day of punching nazi's wouldnt our Rusky bros want something more filling?

>>18321527
>Belomorkanal
Lel

>>18321706
I care about their destruction though

Another rusnigger shill thread.

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>>18322019
The calories from the vodka fuel the Red Army.
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>>18321544
These all look really good and cozy.

>>18321534
Damn that salo and those fish breads look really good
>>18322026
We are not here to debate politics, this is strictly a cooking board and this thread is strictly for appreciation of Russian foods. Why not start a Ukrainian food thread?

>>18322019
These are like afternoon snacks anon.

>>18321706
I do.

this is just sad

>>18322082
Yeah, I'm sad I don't have any of this right now.

"Only landlords not cut down by bolshevicks snack with cold appetisers and soups. Any slightly self-respecting man operates with hot snacks."
- Bulgakov, "Dog's heart"

You Russians are a bunch of slobs that can't hold down your vodka.
Pic related is a man's drink.

i fart on the russia

>>18322109
>Bulgakov
Did he get disappeared by stalin?

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>>18322039
Stop posting Belgian/Dutch/Danish/German dishes served with jenever instead of vodka. One of our 120 million people is bound to come across this absolutely ridiculous thread.

You don't even have a harbour into the Atlantic Sergei, wtf are you trying to accomplish here.

>>18322188
>ridiculous
Not really, not when you consider that it's 4c and not reddit or some shit like aol or worse.

A lot of rabble rousers sitting behind desks would just love the USA and Russia at war, it'll keep their bullshit budgets going that's for sure and get them popped off first for creating a war that shouldn't exist. Now let's follow the money behind those who would make money from such a war...
...

I feel like Finns perfected Russian food with the blins

The Russianist food there is is Doctor Sausage
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor's_sausage

>>18321886
>Mezzeh platter
In Turkey, they deliver Mezzeh platters to your door just as we in the West get pizzas delivered
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meze

>>18322109
I’m pretty sure Anthony Bourdain said that pghsjp

>>18321527
Depressing.

>>18321527
Get a real life

>>18322738
what do you think greta is doing right now

>>18322738
Greta is a vegan. She’d never eat that pork belly

>>18322772
Greta is so fake

wa la, enjoy ivan

>>18322800
In other words it’s exactly like McDonald’s.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y0qTrqTJtIs

These are excellent

>>18322026
>destruction
You mean liberation from the corrupt pedophile degenerate government

>>18321527
Fuck off back to the motherland with your pigslop, comrade.

>>18322830
It has been proven multiple time that McDonald's is impervious to mould.

>>18321928
>caviar
Now your talkin’

>>18321544
That bread crust looks burnt to shit, comrade

>>18322830
I tried it and it's absolutely the same garbage as original.

Siemka or how you write it is the best sour cream ever

>>18321703
>rossophobe
You make it sound like a bad thing

>>18322038
Wrong, this is the real chicken of Kiev.

>>18324129
Kys

>>18324158
rude

>>18324131
I like Chicken Kiev, it's tasty.
I wish soviets didn't destroy Russian cuisine so we have more things like that.

>>18324170
Well, sorry.

>entire thread full of western propaganda
Lmao, I will post the REAL russian food now.
шaшлык, basically chicken kebabs but RUSSIAN style.

бeфcтpóгaнoв

kotlet зaкycки, this is the real stuff you eat with your drinks, not herring and black bread. Lmao.

>>18324184
M8, we have food far better than chicken kiev, just go to restaurants. Chicken kiev is stolovka tier food for labour class.

>>18324222
That looks nice.is it pounded and rolled up or just filled?

>>18324212
Booбщe шaшлык кaк нaзвaниe пpoизoшeл oт тypeцкoгo шиш - вepтeл, cтpaннo чтo eгo y нac accoцииpyют c Apмeниями/Гpyзиями.

>>18324225
Pounded and rolled, yes.
Another big зaкycки dish is making a bunch of small sandwiches. Basically, bruschetta.

>>18324234
Im gonna try that. Thanks

>>18324232
I am not playing the jewish game of who invented what, only saying it's what you'll likely find in Russia as opposed to herring and bread lmao.

These are пeльмeни, more devil food. They're potstickers, but kind of also ravioli. Sometimes fried, sometimes just steamed or boiled. Almost always dipped in sour cream, basically Russian Quesadilla, often with meat and no cheese.
Shocking.

>>18324223
Americans think Russians only eat 1 loaf of bread a year and all live in apartments. They're mentally not there.

>>18324259
Most live in apartments, this part is true.

>>18324274
What I mean is that they think everyone lives in a building like this and buys bread from a similar building and works in a similar building.

Really it's exactly the same shit as America in many ways, lmao.

>>18322738
Goddamn I have been looking for this for months

>>18322750
Farting

>>18324223
I don't care about the origin, I just like it.

>>18322629
Yes but Minsk is in Belarus not Turkey

>>18321937
Is that fish called 'taranka'?

>>18324212
Kek Churkas are deep inside your brains and your womens Ivans

>>18321534
Replace the vodka with white wine and you'd almost have a traditional Austrian "Brettljausn". Interesting.

Russian food is elite because it originates from the Eurasian nomad steppe and mammoth belt. Highly nutritious. German, Russian, Manchurian, Turk-mongol steppe food is based.

Peppercorn vodka

The first time I made it it was the smoothest vodka I ever had. Second time it was the spiciest.
I couldn't find the book I got the recipe from or a good picture.

>>18322296
Finns didn’t come up with blinis.

>>18321557
Disgusting swed*cuck vodka
Copy paste any real vodka anon

chebureki

>>18325540
I lovr börek

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>>18324368
Fuck that's hot.

Russian food honestly looks like some of the worst food in the entire world.

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>>18324250
I can't tell if this is parody or if you really believe you've redeemed Russian cuisine with these examples.

>>18325669
I will take the bait.

What food posted here, or find other examples if you wish, and tell me why they look bad to you.

>>18325669
>looks like
Do you eat with your eyes or what

>>18321537
Unironically comfy as fuck, it's a must try especially on a cold winter night

>>18325237

no but everytime I see a blini from Russia it's a disappointing dry crepe, while Finnish blini are thick and buttery

>>18325702
>I can't tell if this is parody or if you really believe you've redeemed Russian cuisine with these examples.
He's probably Russian and he probably thinks these look delicious

>>18325722
It’s called the see food diet beeyotch

>>18325702
those all look good to me

There is no true Russian food, it only has recipes stolen from other lands

>>18326063
Truly it must be a crisis™ if they have time pissing and shitting themselves over recipes adapted by another country.

>>18321542

As traditional as Russian food gets. Salo? Onions, Pickles, wash it down with vodka and then shoot yourself in the head.

>>18321544
unbelievably based

>>18321527
We used to have a pelmeni place near Columbus Circle and it shut down recently. These aren't the easiest thing to get around Manhattan and I'm still pissed. I don't want to go all the way to Brighton Beach for this stuff

>>18326324
>unbelievably based
yes but needs a Russian Vodka and not that Swedish bilge

There is a city in the Kharkiv region, whose name we cannot name, and there was a disaster with the Russian troops. Such a misfortune happened that they fled very much to the east. Some of them in captivity have the honor to drink tea, and the second part will never drink again

>>18326517
>There is a city in the Kharkiv region, whose name we cannot name
I know the city you are talking about. Both Russia and Ukraine renamed the town "Jim Beam City"

>>18321527
What a good thread. Theres something so comfy about russian food despite the fact that it doesn't look all that appetizing.

>>18327163

They have mastered only one kind of flavor, but that flavor is fortunately very good.

>>18321909
My dad is Ukrainian but yeah he eats green onion daily raw and quite often will eat regular onions similar to apples.

>>18327175

My husband is Ukrainian and all he does is mukbang and shit himself.

>>18326063
>food from parts of Russia is not Russian

If anyone wants to really go into Russian cooking, V. Pokhlyobkin's books are probably best for historical, culinary and cultural context.
No idea which are available in english, though.

>>18325733
The dish you are looking for is "oлaдьи", not "блины".

>>18325669
Yes, it's similar to British cuisine in that regard. Nobody cares about how it looks it it's tasty.

>>18327547
>historical, culinary and cultural context.
I thought this book was a good intro to the region and showed how history, trade and the climates of the regions influenced a lot of the dishes. I need to check out Pokhlyobkin now.

>>18325145
Is that fish called 'taranka'?

>>18328292
Looks more like a herring to me.
Taranka is a fatty kind of roach (the cyprinidae one, not insect).
Most commonly served dried and salted.

>>18322830
hehe they cute

>>18321542
Toss a block of extra sharp cheddar into the mix and that's dinner.

>>18328505
Wtf they eat roaches there already

>>18325226
Looks like shit, Vladimir.

>>18327416
>food from parts of Russia is not Russian
The countries mentioned in the pic were: Ukraine, Poland, Uzbekistan, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Tajikistan, Turkey, Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia. Do you think all these countries are part of Russia?

>>18323624
>this fool has never had russian rye bread.

must suck to suck broham

>>18329325
Yes, those those territories once were, except some and those dishes are recognised as Russian anyway, so doesn't matter really. Maybe in a decade of brainwashing the will not, if someone cares to do so.

>>18329546
Mudpies?

>>18329556
Practically no one in any of those countries want to be part of Russia. The more you try to force them to be part of Russia the more they will hate you.

>>18321537
I used to do this all the time. Did it with sushi once and got raw fish in my bath water :/

>>18326063
>Ukraine Crisis Media Center
I hope these people lose badly.
Chicken Kiev is 100% a Russian dish, fwiw

>>18329756
That's not the point

chicken kiev

18th and 19th century French cuisine adapted to the diet of Slavic peasants. Under-rated.

Russian soon eat good Chinese food

>>18330597
Kek
That is a good dish

>>18321527
Is that an AI generated picture? Neither the perspective nor the physics look correct

An eastern european deli opened up locally. I think they're Georgian but they don't advertise it really. They make really good food but they're already recognizing me. I dunno how they do it but they're beet salad with walnuts is fucking amazing I would eat pounds of it.

>>18321527
all these soviet food pics look so comfy

>>18329546
I have never expected someone to steal finnish cuisine and actually make it worse.

>>18331002
Tushonka is 50% dogmeat already, we are starving over here

>>18326063
Chicken Kiev was invented by french and russian chefs serving the nobility, it has nothing to do with the city
For the same reason we don't refer to Peking Duck as "Beijing Duck"

>>18331850
True. And when it's done right it is absolutely delicious

>>18331850
I don't really care who invented it, what matters to me is whether or not I like it or not.
Yes I do like it.
Chicken Kiev w/fries

Why aren't there Chicken Kiev hot pockets?

>>18330597
I love this so damn good, omg best ever

>>18331850
I've seen "Beijing Duck" being used though
I don't think it matters
either way you are referencing the same exact city

>>18334176
good question, although they would probably just burn your mouth

Long live Ukraine
viva la resistance!

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>>18334176
It's Chicken Kyiv chudski

>>18322800
Nothing wrong with shrooms and some xtra protein

>>18322179
no, but also his books which were censored in the early bolshevik period were saved from destruction by maxim gorky who, while a bolshevik, actually liked bulgakov's writing. In the late soviet era heart of a dog was made into an excellent movie.

>>18321527
You don't know what a delicacy is if you haven't met this bad boy.

>>18326369
>pelmeni
Speaking about pelmeni

>HAHA Russians only eat raw uncooked food

Can you guys cut the meme bullshit please?

>>18334928
I mean everybody posts vodka, but aside from one guy nobody even mentioned tea, despite the fact that russians consume per capita the most tea in the world. Same goes for kefir

>>18334928
>retard kebabs
It's one meat or vegetable per skewer so they all cook properly.

>>18322611
>you literally can't buy it anymore because the only ones for sale are so adulterated they'd be thrown straight into the trash in the soviet union, even in the 80s
it's not fair

>>18324184
Well, they didn't so you got your wish.

>>18324282
True, the real housing towers are much bigger

>>18326063
>ukraine crisis media center
i agree, you fags are in a crisis

>>18334458
>opens the thread with raceshit
do 4channies really?
do they think not "huwhite" people don't cook?

>>18335140
>do they think not "huwhite" people don't cook?
uuhhhh
okay i'm not going to turn this thread into another fucking /pol/-fest, so this is going to be my only reply about this
(american) black people have no actual cuisine (they wash their fucking chicken with soap for fucks sake)
indians spice their food to the max so you can't actually taste the food (to hide the rotting/fermenting taste in the past, i'm not joking)
the chinese make soup using a variety of different exotic animals and otherwise use whatever mystery meat (of which most don't even taste that good) they can get their hands on
i could go on, but you get my point
cooking is something that a civilization can only afford when they have a surplus of food to experiment with
guess what races have reached that point in time far before any other?

>>18325669
Actually Russia is known for the most luxurious and beautiful food in the world. Don't tell me you wouldn't try this. Ikra on a toasted slice of baguette with butter and vodka is great. Red caviar is not even that pricey either. You can usually find it in one ounce jars at Whole Foods if you're in the USA. At the very least you can tell people you've eaten caviar.

>>18334217
At least post some Ukrainian dish instead of Russian one.

>>18334451
With enough vodka anything can appear to be a delicacy.

>>18335153
>caviar
Fish eggs are nothing special and yes I've tried them, some good ones, it's more that it's a social occasion or something like that with fancy coffee. It just doesn't appeal to me. It makes me think of showing up to a funeral and having to be all serious.

Russian folks ain't season dey foodt

>>18321527
while waiting for my bread to cool down
>ukranian vodka
>german mustard
closest thing to russian I can get right now

>there are anons who never tasted pastila and zefir
https://youtu.be/C4NJ02dEl8c

>>18335574
That looks like something right out of a 3rd rate horror film.

>>18335573
Those commie socialist bastards at the party level were stealing all their salt.

>>18335497
word, you sir a gentleman and a connoisseur.

>>18335574
Russian mustard a is really strong. Is German mustard strong?

>>18335588
Oooh, interesting.
I might make some tomorrow.

>>18335605
perfectly describes my life
but at least I get fresh homemade bread

>>18335640
not too much really
I should find some way to do it myself

>>18335640
As much as I hate admitting anything to some fuckin Brits, Colman's is best especially for some roast beast on rye.

>>18335723
Not really homemade but gosh darned close from a restaurant next door to me, the covid and monkeypox killed that off.
I used to call in for a day's notice and they'd have a proper loaf of rye or pumpernickle all ready. They also used to make awesome Reuben's.

>>18335640
>Russian mustard a is really strong
I started consuming this Russian mustard at approximately age 21. At the time my body was totally hairless except my head, armpits, and pubic region. I am now 33. So that’s 12 years of consuming Russian mustard. I now have hair on my chest, my back, my buttocks, my forearms, and my legs. Russian mustard is STRONG!

>>18335608
And the citizens today are nostalgic for being robbed by elites.

>>18321527

US cuisine overall is too bland. There is an urban legend about too much salt being bad for you, so no dishes are salted properly. I miss distinct flavors so much... If there is a chocolatey sweet thing, then it is overbearingly sweet first and chocolatey second to get you to eat more. Even potato chips seasoning is way too mild to encourage eating too much of it. You must become proficient in seasonings and sauces if you want to have any semblance of flavor.

>>18330033
kek

>>18336599
That's the gayest thing I've read this week.

>>18324250
quesadilla? you're an idiot
it's a fucking dumpling, they exist in almost every culture in the world ffs
>it's a quesadilla
>no cheese
shut the fuck up

>>18326063
Ukraine is an imaginary country, Taras. Thus Borsch is a rightfully Russian dish.

>>18335153
Black caviar was even be considered luxury in old times.
Picrelated is Soviet ad: Force yourself to eat black caviar!

>>18338365
I am Russian and never tried it in my life. I guess we had some at home back when I was a kid, but I probably thought caviar is weird and disgusting.
Love red caviar, though. We usually make >>18335153 these on New Year's celebrations. Along with Olivier "salad" it's fucking amazing. Makes me want NY to come sooner. :3

>>18338365
>Wasn't
Slow fix

>>18338338
Fuck you, czarist scum.

>>18322611
i love doktorskaya, it's so shitty it goes back to being good. childhood kino.
>>18335118
are there really no good ones anymore? not even in butcher shops?

>>18335574
Is that a canned tomato? Absolutely enlightened

>>18336685
>US cuisine overall is too bland. There is an urban legend about too much salt being bad for you, so no dishes are salted properly
What do you mean? Everything in the US is loaded with salt

>>18321527
Politics aside russian cuisine is honestly depressing

>>18321527
for dessert

How come you commie fucks dont get bronto burgers?

>>18328292
is that fish called 'taranka'?

>>18336599
>Chaude
They didn’t even literally translate “Ядpeнaя” to French, they translated “Hot”…
The correct term is “Forte”.

>>18338563
>Is that a canned tomato?
something like pic rel
got it from a coworker's babushka

>>18330033
Did it swim away?

>>18340078
Is that fish called 'taranka'?

>>18326063
This is some of the silliest butthurt I've ever seen. It's like a national sport for those countries.

>>18326063
modern propaganda is so fucking weird

>>18321527
>food under communism
This is a fake news thread

>>18340326
Get some proper plates, you fuck.

>>18342005
ummmm no. i like my hand me down plates

>>18342021
Well, if you're going for that "I have just moved out from my parents' home and have no money to spend on actual proper furniture" look, then by all means, go for it.

>>18342025
i have the money for new plates but i like mine and dont need new ones

>>18342044
Hey, don't worry about it.
I'm sure random anons on the internet are the only people seeing them.
Not like you'll have any girls (or guys, I'm not judging) over any time soon anyway, right?

>>18342050
they may view my plates all they want

>>18342061
This... This isn't a sexual thing, is it?
Are you perhaps related to tile-anon?

>>18342067

>>18342077
I was going to make a quip about wasting mustard, but holy fucking shit those chips
How about you be more careful handling them, you fucking bonobo?

>>18342081
i'll handle my bowls and plates any way i want

>>18340326
>>18342077
can afford to waste mustard? but can't afford intact plates? kek

>>18342088
i have no need for new plates

>>18342077
Christ, clean your fucking kitchen

>>18342097
no

>>18342077
>this is the ape that says his phone charging cables are too flimsy and break too fast

>>18342123
seethe orc

>>18342125
no, literally you, lmao
I bet your walls are also fucked up

>>18342135
seethe ivan! starving?

>>18321527
Rest in peace Booze TV, I hope your spirit is still eating dried fish and shotting large glasses of vodka after every bite, in Russian Heaven

>>18326375
I want to buy a bottle of this, is it good?

>>18330597
the clucker of kyiv

>>18338365
I had it with a butter and A baguette. It felt good. I drank it with that Juice from Azarbajan. It was really good. But due to Covid and latter war The ladies who sold it werent coming I miss that juice.

>>18340283
My mum make the same. Considering the comming recesion I sudenley fell the need to learn how to make them.

>>18321537
My childhood dream.

>>18343712
Pomegranate juice is awesome.
Also, it can make a nice pomegranate sauce - narsharab.

You commie ass ruskie bastages are gonna get it now