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18312068 No.18312068 [Reply] [Original]

Shut up for a minute and hear me out;

You order a plate of wings. Hot, juicy, meaty. Maybe you like saucy drumsticks or dry rub planks more, whatever. The point is, you've got your favourite parts of the wing you'd bite into first, right? So, while they're at their prime temperature and tastiness, just eat the best parts first off of each individual wing. If you end up dusting off a whole plate down to #5 in your sitting or in a take-away, then there's no wastefulness and no issue, right?

If you take your time trying to gnaw down one wing at a time to #5, the other wings are sitting there getting cold and uneaten while you get full on one at a time.

I'm not advocating food waste at all, I just try to optimize the TIMING of the meal for maximum tastiness and enjoyability.

The same can apply for pizza, any finger food, or hell, steak...anything that has a desirable part to it.

I call it DiCaprio-ing, as exclusively dating 18-25 year olds and then re-upping every few years seems to work out for him in the same way simultaneously eating the meatiest and juiciest part of multiple chicken wings works for me.

>> No.18312082
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18312082

>taking one bite of each wing sequentially
This might be the most autistic thing I've ever heard. I do love wings though.

>> No.18312089

>>18312068
just get em boneless and you can swallow down those suckers as fast as you can pick em up. Plus you get more value from boneless because you're not paying for the bone you can't eat.

>> No.18312104

>>18312089
Boneless are white meat and don't have skin, therefor are inferior.

>> No.18312109

>>18312104
Not true

>> No.18312147

>>18312109
Everything he said is 100% true and objectively factual.

>> No.18312161

>>18312068
#3 is the goldilocks wing. Any less is wasteful, any further is mukbang gook territory.

>> No.18312184

>>18312068
But you can do 4 in a single bite if you're not a fucking baby.

>> No.18312198

>>18312068
4 is master race, if you go to 5 I would bet money that you are chinese

>> No.18312332

>>18312068

i'm number 4 all the way. if you're eating less than 4 then you were either privileged or not disciplined enough on food wasting.

>> No.18312335

>>18312068
I do 5 when I'm at home, I like the texture of cartilage.

>> No.18312338

>>18312147
nope

>> No.18312347

>>18312198
When you do physical work or exercise you crave connective tissues and cartilage for bone and joint repair. You obviously are a limp worst faggot who sits on the computer all day.

>> No.18312374

>>18312068
5 gang and anyone who isn't is a faggot. Imagine cowering from cartilage. What are you, a woman? It takes you like 3-5 seconds to eat the whole thing.

1-2 is just utter wasteful faggotry that can't be justified. 3-4 is for women and children.

>> No.18312390

>>18312068
I'm #5, if another animal died so I can eat it I try not to waste any part of it I can reasonably eat. Also I like to cronch cronch

>> No.18312392

>>18312161
I ride between 3 and 4. There's still some bits on 3 that might be good, but I'm not gonna put the effort getting it down to 4.

>> No.18312401

>>18312068
so i guess you just dont want to enjoy the end of your meal
even if its not wasteful it seems stupid
i almost think its worse to go back through a bunch o chewed up 3-4 wings to make them 5s at the end of the meal

>> No.18312428

4.5
I think there's more that can be had from 4, but 5 is too much.

>> No.18312439

1gang here, fuck y'all garbage disposal mouths I only eat the best part and your mum sucks my dick at the same time

>> No.18312440

>>18312401
>>18312401
I get all of them down to 3, then finish them up with the cartilage later when I'm done with the prime bits.

>> No.18312451

>>18312198
4, then I peel off the end knobs to a 5 and give them to my dog for his joints.

>> No.18312452

>>18312068
4 here because I don't like the cartilage. My grandfather would be 6 or more an 11 because he would eat the whole wing bone and all.

>> No.18312455

6

>> No.18312459

>>18312068
About 3. You know its not good for you, right?

>> No.18312469

>>18312452
Eating the bone means you need help getting your bone up. Sorry about your grandpa are you sure you’re related?

>> No.18312473

>>18312068
0 gang
no animal needs to die for me to survive or enjoy a good meal

fuck meat

>> No.18312478

>>18312469
He's dead now just grew up extremely poor. He would make a sandwich with chicken and have the bones and everything and eat it all.
100% related to him.

>> No.18312483

>>18312473
Well you're just no fun at all, are ya?

>> No.18312484

>>18312478
Too bad you can’t get a dna test. I guess they can exhume the body.

>> No.18312486

>>18312473
faggot

>> No.18312789

The stuff left on 3 tastes good

>> No.18312845

5 gang I fucking love wings

>> No.18312859

>>18312068
People who waste food intentionally should be castrated.

>> No.18313559

>>18312068
#4 checking in. #3 is leaving good meat on there, but #5 means you're eating the garbage on the end.

>> No.18313569

>>18312859
cartilage is not food

>> No.18313579

>>18312859
Why are poorlets like this

>> No.18313583

>>18313569
It absolutely is you wuss. Not only that, it's good for you.

>>18313579
I make ~140k eur a year after tax. Wasting food is a fundamental sin.

>> No.18313614

>>18312104
you cant fix stupid. let him poison himself

>> No.18314100

>>18312428

yea 4 needs a little suckling 5 is crazy autism tier

>> No.18314134

how do people do #5?
you just swallow the cartilage whole? or you chew on it for 30 minutes like a rubber ball?

>> No.18314139

>>18312068
I’m number 5, but what I tend to do is eat them one at a time to 3/4, and then when I’ve gone through them all I’ll go back to get any leftovers and end up at #5.

>> No.18314164

>>18314134
The cartilage isn't rubbery, it's crunchy, very satisfying and most importantly very good for you.

>> No.18314173

anyone who leaves a pile of #1s either has bad teeth or no teeth

>> No.18314199

>>18312089
Boneless is just breast tastelet.

>> No.18314251

>>18312068
>meaty
wings are just bone and cartilage, as your picture indicates.

>> No.18314621

>>18312068
6
It's like 5 but I crack open the bone and suck out the marrow.

>> No.18314869

>>18314139
My brother in Christ, that is the way.

>> No.18314871

>>18314621
There's no marrow in chicken bones

>> No.18314894

>>18312068
#4

>> No.18314902

>>18314164
any study showing it's benefits?

>> No.18314918

>>18314902
Improves blood sugar
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31225553/
Improves joint function
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26822714/
Prevents bone loss
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25314004/
Helps reduce skin aging
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30681787/

>> No.18314925

Every time this debate is brought up no one mentions the fact that it depends on how the wing was cooked

>> No.18314944

>>18314871
Then what is the delicious paste that's inside?

>> No.18314947

>>18314944
That’s where birds store their poop

>> No.18315174

>>18312068
I'm a 6 because if I'm paying $12 for 6 measly wings I'm getting every ounce I fucking can.

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18315318

>>18314918
This also the drums are ok but I prefer the 2. Thin bone part of the wing. I do them eating contest style cartilage and all. Rip one of the bones out then stick the whole wing in your mouth to pull the meat off the second bone. Efficient and satisfying

>> No.18315347

>>18314918
based, didn't know that

>> No.18315374

>>18312473
God I fucking hate vegans so much.