/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18310605
Fuck, I don't wanna get old bros.

>>18310578
What even is this. Im so confused

>>18310578
>tick tock
kys OP

>>18310581

>>18310672
Is this a sea turtle egg?

>>18310605
did he seriously eat the fucking plastic on the sausage?

>>18310672
things I hate
>Women
>Chinks
>attention whoring
>gluttony/food waste
High calorie hate fuel

>>18310679
No

>>18310581
>Partnered with Dr. Even Goldstein
>Goldstein
Why? Always why?

>>18310581

anyone want real recipes or shall I just keep shitposting

>>18310627
just kys

>>18310605
On one hand I want to become a funny old man, on the other hand I don't want to live until old age.

>>18310715
Nobody wants recipes in a webm thread.

>>18310715
I want this bitch to get raped by a horse

>>18310715
>>18310672
Post more female gook-bangers!

>>18310751
This creature is not human

>>18310688
fag

>>18310790
Whenever I see a fag they get along much better with women than other men.
Straight men just want to fuck women, that doesn't mean they 'like' them as human beings

>>18310715
anyone have that webm with the disembodied mouth eating the crab?

>>18310751
very based

>>18310639
>in china the ingredients fetch the others ingredients

>>18310751
The English phenotype

>>18310581
And then one day for no reason at all...

>>18310751
looks horrific but i'd have to try it before i judge

>>18310672
what the hell is that thing?

>>18310844
a "Corean"

>>18310844
Looks like tripe, possibly raw. Why there's a live crab on it is anybody's guess.

>>18310605
>>18310627
>>18310723
he obviously has Parkinson's disease that why he shakes. Shaking like that is not a normal part of aging so anons plz stop worrying

>>18310627
The guy in webm related has a better sense of humour than you'll ever have. He may be old but you're already dead.

>>18310764
You're right he appears to be British

>>18310633
I think they’re cardamom pods. I used to work with an Indian guy who used to snack on them like they were sunflower seeds

>>18310639
high trust society

>>18310827
I used to eat spaghetti like that when I was a fatty fat kid. It's super tasty.

>>18310751
>using his hand at the end
anybody who eats liquids etc with fingers is subhuman.

>>18310692
O B E Y

>>18310923
Needs semolina on the pizza peel

>>18310817
Fuck off he's clearly American

sub humans. seriously. No matter how backwards most races are, they would never put their food on the ground, eat shit, bathe in shit, throw shit at each other etc

>>18311098
i use corn meal, one time i was out and use ground up instant potato flakes and it came out great (turns out they are a dough conditioner)

>>18310692
oh shit I wasn't ready for it

>>18311143
Damn, if I wanted a meal that tastes like a big fatty greasy load, I'd just nut into my mouth and chase it with a bacon strip.

>>18310684
I don't know that brand but not all bologna casings are plastic. I never knew that there were actual inedible casings that are difficult to take off until a few weeks ago when I bought a pack of bologna once again in decades.

>>18311159
Yeah reading his post made me sad he's only ever experienced the worst ever bologna.

>>18311156
What cuisine is this?

>>18310972
>High trust society
>When the owner is standing there with a camera

>>18311175
i don't know what I'm doingnian

>>18311159
I know both types exist, but by how bright red it looks I thought it was the plastic variety. It usually comes of fairly easy though.

>>18310900
why did some people never learn now to pour water on an oil fire?

>>18311107
>pale skin
>plump rosey red cheeks
>sunken beady eyes
>pudgy upturned nose
>receding dirty blonde hairline with a buzzcut
That’s definitely a Brit. He literally looks like a young Norf FC meme.

>>18310816
KEK

>>18311199
Oops didn’t see he had a combover. Still, all other factors are there.

>>18311204
Does this guy think he invented boiling? Why is he so smug? I don't understand

>>18310948
Could be a lot of things but yeah, he has a condition. Or it's like, 15 degrees in that room....

>>18310932
>not having at least 5 men with fire extinguishers ready to empty the cans at any given second
Stupidity is the strongest force on this Earth.

>>18311212
u wil nvr boil lyk me bish

>>18311279
>not knowing the point was to film the effect in a dummy firefighting house and there were actual firetrucks waiting outside with proper fucking watercannons trained on the building
Stupidity is the strongest force on this Earth.

>>18310684
>plastic on mystery meat already wrapped in plastic
Do Americans really?

>>18310615
when did the japs learn black majick?

>>18310800
double fag

>>18310715
based gook

requesting the mexican ramen merchant one

>>18311138
steamed turds a chinese delicacy

>>18310639
Best one in this thread. Just cool seeing a dog capable of remembering and orchestrating two full transactions.

>>18311324
I hate women so much it's unreal

>>18310605
>Misses the the bologne
>Still goes for the egg
Absolute lad

>>18311357

>>18310581
>Goldstein

>>18311364
Ywnbaw

>>18311268
>15 degrees in that room

>>18311372
>Ywnbaw
oh thank god, because then I'd have you telling me I owe you sex just because you exist.

>>18311111
CHECKED
I want to say I have no clue what you are talking about but I think I know

>>18310715
That looks fucking delicious.

>>18311382
kys tranny nobody wants to have sex with you

>>18311357
The most honest poster ITT

>>18311429
how do i order this

>>18310701
HOW

>>18310581
>Dr. Goldstein
>dietary advice for queers to keep their buttholes cleared out for sodomy
For fucks sake, they're not even trying to be subtle anymore. It's just right there in your fucking face all the time.

>>18311441
lol the whole of 4chan in a single post.

>>18311143
>meat and cheese and meat and cheese and oil and bacon and cheese and chicken and cheese and potatoes and cheese and bread
I want to see the house sized fatty that ate this thing and the gargantuan constipated shit he took after a week.

>>18311148
what's it like being 17?

>>18311460
What ate you going to do about it goyim? Cry? Cry your poor little goy tears? We own the dollar. We own the stock market. We own the federal government. We own the CIA, FBI, NSA, Military, and congress. We own the federal reserve, your house, the intellectual property for the slop you eat. We invented your suburb bug hives. We own you goyim. And we own your children.

>>18311212
What's wrong with having some confidence and being proud of your cooking?

>>18311324
Yowza, I wanna eat at this restaurant!! Hohohoho! sign me up! They can...suck on my hot dog any time!!!

>>18311414
I'm willing to bet more people want to have sex with the person you replied to than they do with you. You're an angry little goblin with no charisma.

>>18310605
Reminder that this guy creeps on young men. He's an old gay pervert.

>>18311460
>>18311482
Two frustrated /pol/tards that can't handle the jewish supremacy. Go back to your little hugbox, chuddies.

>>18311496
Ywnbaw

>>18311506
You will never be a man

>>18311470
shut the frick up

>>18311502
Jews use the same strategy that every 9yo thinks of in aoe. Send workers to all the allies bases and leech resources. The concept is nothing special.

>>18311511
You will never find oneness with Krishna O Panantapa

>>18311514
Then why can't you stop them or do it yourself if it's so easy my angry /pol/tard chum? Seems to me they own you.

>>18311479
>>18311513
Off, triggered le epic meal time fans

>>18311520
I'm doing what I'm supposed to. Buying land, hoarding guns, homeschooling, dodging taxes, and reading scripture. My kids will never go to a public school in their lives. Do your part and set up an anarcho commune with an earthship or other sustainable ecohome. Don't be a consumerist polluting bugman!

>>18311530
>I'm doing what I'm supposed to. Buying land, hoarding guns, homeschooling, dodging taxes, and reading scripture.
Oh okay. So the passive route and the internet bitching for the rest of your life thing.

>My kids will never go to a public school in their lives.
Let's be real. You're not ever having kids, and if you do, they'll probably turn out liberal despite your best efforts, and if they don't, they'll be so developmentally stunted by your parenting that they're fucked anyways.

>>18311324
this gave me a boner

>>18311551
You pervert, it's entirely accidental. Why would your mind even go there?

>>18311539
Already married. Family all moving back to our cattle ranch in kansas. Both have tech degrees for remote jobs. Public school is based on the Prussian model and is built just to indoctrinate children to be cannon fodder for the state which is a criminal organization. Return to monkey where you can, escape the bughives, and use barter transactions or privacy coins where you can. The dollar is poopie yucky and has been at least since 1971 when we temporarily went onto the petrodollar. 75 acres is $150k around there. All the deer and sandhill crane I can poach, room for grass fed beef and pasture chickens.

Another protip: build your house as small as possible to minimize property taxes then just store all recreational materials in a barn. Projector for a theater, sure, full shop, sure, weight room, sure. If it doesn't have plumbing and is not attached it's nothing more than a cheap old barn teehee <];^)

>>18311414
>nobody wants to have sex with yo
except maybe my wife of 28 years...

>>18311506
next you will call everyone jews and/or shills of jews, then say sneed, and tell us how red pilled you are...

go on dance monkey.

>>18311300
Stupidity isn't ignorance.

>>18311357
Me too

>>18311429
Why did she do thus and how did she get caught

>>18311324
>>18311551
>>18311555
Had to make a high quality loop of that one cut so that I can jerk off to it.

>>18311460
You think there's a conspiracy to turn people gay by giving advice about not crapping on anal insertion?

>>18311635
Think about what you just said

>>18310943
To me him ripping the dough when trying to show off at the beginning is what elevates this from a classic to legendary

>>18311429
Hate the lucky fucker who got to eat that.

>>18311630
She looks like Homer Simpson.

>>18311638
If shitting is what's stopping a man from fucking men, he's already gay.

>>18311332
i tried to recreate it, but it was too big, and i had to deal with file formats
https://imgur.com/ISIGS9r
>>18311429
would eat and marry
>>18311357
take the gay pill
>>18311470
it's in italia, they appreciate quality over quantity so they stay thin

>>18311324
That's just The Simpsons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4hWRKjeBrc

>>18311684
>i tried to recreate it, but it was too big, and i had to deal with file formats
>https://imgur.com/ISIGS9r

>>18311599
Heh maybe

>>18311501
proof?

>>18311605
Shit the fuck up b rabbit you cracka ass faggot

>>18310592
Fuckin shit bro I haven’t seen that shit in years! Thx for the laughs king

>>18310900
gets me everytime

>>18311316
At some point between Portugal began to exist in the eyes of the public, and a few years after #2.

>>18311635
It's pozzed because grubhub is used by city homosexuals both in deliverying and in ordering. Nobody is drunk or high enough to need foid delivered in the suburbs and nobody is financially retarded enough to drive/deliver for them there. And in the sticks they just dont have the goyslop or minimum wageslave availability for it. Many companies are forced to act pozzed for a better ESG rating but this is not one where being pozzed would hurt the company.

>>18310578
>American IT: ugh we get paid peanuts for our job
>Indian IT: FUCK YEAH BEAN PAYMENT DAY!

>>18311630
The girl behind her needs another pearl necklace

>>18311111
Mein Gott we’ve now entered the fun timeline. Gonna be a good election year kings. Basedschizoposting in the middle of a webm thread. Anon stepped on the gas. Please never take your medication ever again.

>>18311138
Nice shitpost

>>18311664

>>18311429
hotdogs are soft and break easily, she must be lose
then again i never experienced a moderate one, only "jaws of life" or "i lost my car keys"
>https://youtu.be/ZGmEaja0E4M

>>18311669
>all that effort to "clean"
>grabs spice containers with bleach-detergent-chicken covered gloves

>>18311373
Does anyone have the guy eating a big sausage and gagging on it??

>>18311690
when he kicks the girl
kek

>>18311143
i had something like this while wickedly hungover in vang vieng laos and still think about it to this day

>>18311156
nothing like a classic milksteak at the end of a hard day's labor

>>18310969
This was my guess, I heard Indians use it as mouth spray as well to smell better.

Personally I find them an extremely strong laxative, one time I almost shat myself after chewing on like 5 of em.

>>18310581
This is actually the epitome of /ck/ because we're all faggots

>>18311824
fuck off trannie you'll never be one of us

>>18310900
>>18311193

its not just necesarily water, you should never ever close the lid on a deep frying pan/pot on the stove. because the oil has a high chance of jumping out mixed with the steam of the frozen food and the oil mixture could ignite on the burner causing the same scenario.

>>18310701
But how does he get out?

>>18311849
He must sell all the eggs that are his prison

>>18311840

>>18311865
ugh i can see /fit/ pulling something like this

>>18311669
Do "people" really do this?

>>18310597
this one destroys me each time man. holy shit

>>18311143
Gross

Please post the guy shoving sausage in his mouth and choking

>>18311883

>>18311795
You can relax your vagina. It's not like a sphincter.

>>18311880
wire coat hangers are GOAT, great for welding, unclogging toilets, kebab sticks, tongs, whisks, full auto , hanging coats, etc.

>>18310764
100% norfman

>>18311942
i wouldn't know, my gf was clenched top to bottom, in a constant state of plank 24/7 her mom was fat and she was terrified she would follow. She'd be counting crunches while we were at it

>>18311958
people have been killed because of this

>>18310755
I think it's called mukbang

>>18310672
she looks like a literal demon after that first bite

>>18310969
sounds pungent, fuck

>>18310943
is this why br*zilians are so violent?

>>18311975
That's very cute

>>18310900
my favorite part is his chef uniform.

>>18310605
>>18311501
>>18311718
based

>>18310701
this guy is so based. even something simple can be full of soul

>>18311204
Good ole fartnard potatoes

>>18310701
wow it's nothing

>>18311630
>>18311551
>>18311513
>>18311324

i wish that was me

>>18311143
The sad thing is they wouldve been delicious sandwiches if they just stopped after the first stage

>>18310817
>spams the same shit every time
>it's a mutt
https://www.tiktok.com/@barstoolsports/video/6982215939328609541?is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=6982215939328609541

>>18310701
>Not calling your webm SurlyKingOfTheEggFort

ngmi

>>18312448
How does that preclude him from expressing the English phenotype?

>>18310701
Surly egg fort man thank you for joining me on this amazing journey

>>18310592
hate this fat gook

>>18311501
Based

>>18310817
what you talkin bout he look like a fatty fat german
he look like augustus gloop

>>18310751
I wish I had the confidence to rock that combover god damn

>>18311975
gimme some feesh, bro

>>18310859
racist king...

>>18311690
Naruto can't do any fire style jutsus

>>18311746
they're pistachios and it's not their payment, it's just a lil snack

>>18310900
that's pretty funny

>>18311143
>all the salt goes on one chip

>>18310639
dogs are so fucking cool

>>18311917
i know it's teenagers, but fucking hell, you literally need to know 2 things when you work in a kitchen
-food needs to be cooked, but not too much
-do not pour water in case of an oil fire

>>18311813
>Dead_Space_Cutscene.webm

>>18311107
cope

>>18311923
>not the virgin brunch vs the chad feast
gay

>>18311107
That's nothing like the native American phenotype, though.

>>18311324

>>18312458
it doesn't and he's also a Brit

>>18311930
Someone please post this!!!

>>18310639
This is fantastic. Based dog

>>18311795
>two_virgins_having_sex.webm

>>18310900
Gets me every time. Dude could just take the lid off the pot since it's already boiling, but nah he does the 5000IQ move of throwing frozen fries into boiling oil. A superb kek

>>18313113
nice

>>18311143
If they stopped at 20 seconds the sandwich would be great. But goddamn it's just a bunch of slop at the end

>>18313428
right! that was looking good there for second

>>18310923
jej

>>18311720
nailed it didn't I? right on the head.

>>18311175
luxury finnish cooking

>>18310688
based, I hate these gifs and videos so much. and I enjoy watching others eat. steve 1989 proves its their attitude not the subject matter.

>>18310701
but you can approach that objective in whatever way you see fit.

>>18311107
hes anglo, also for someone who claims superiority over "dumb" americans you sure struggle with your native tongue there ahkmed.

>>18311138
What is that thing she is spooning into the bag?
Looks like chili

>>18311524
>off
i know you just typoed that but I thought you where an oldfag for a moment.

>>18313557
Actually I'm a communist. I just hate fagginess.

I need more videos of Asian women eating bizarre and disgusting foods on camera.

>>18311429
>There you go sir, with extra sauerkraut

>>18313690
commies=faggies

>>18311975
fresh only fishman

>>18311813
>mission begins in 60 seconds

>>18310581
Food?

>>18310932
Whats happened here, a gas leak?

>>18313985

>>18310932
Must've sounded amazing.

>>18311429
is that a restaurant or the kitchen of an office or something of the kind? source?

>>18310672
stop posting this demonic gook

>>18314093
Pointless, but I'm not offended.

>>18314093
they already make deconstructed sushi (i forget the name )

>>18311822
That explains their streets

>>18313985
Nerve gas

>>18312020
You all talk shit about Brazil, but our cuisine powers peak physical performance.
Remember when we hosted the Olympics, and all of the world's top athletes were here? Not even THEY, the "elite", could compete against our kidnapping/ransom squads. Oh what, you can run the 40-yard dash so fast and get a shiny medal, but you can't outrun a few 12yo favela boys without shoes with homemade guns fashioned from stolen pipes? Get in the van, paneleiro, and just hope that whatever country you're from has Western Union.

>>18314119
bukkake zushi. or the hawaiian poke.

>>18313656
It's this. Pause at 4 seconds in. It's just chili oil mixed with douchi (ferment bean sauce)

>>18310701
Egg man, an example to us all.

>>18314231
Egg man is obsolete.

>>18314168
he didn't eat the sauces so it doesn't count

>>18310627
me either.
I think im going to unironically go with assisted suicide route if I get that messed up from age.

>>18310672
you know those scenes in sci-fi movies where the mc tries out alien food for the first time?

This is what that reminds me of...

>>18311883
no, its obviously satire

>>18311813
bold motherfucker

>>18314301
>trying to do "manly cooking" meme
>drive a fucking Mini Cooper
Retard.

>>18311917
>stares
>stares
>stares
>stares
>....
>....
>Hey, the oil's on fire
>...
>..
>.
>Hmm...I'm gonna go...
>...get some water to throw on this oil fire
Peak comedy

>>18311501
so what?

>>18314015
the wave of heat probably felt nice as well

>>18314307
thats a woman

>>18311143
I've never had fries come pre-chewed before

>>18314301
that was clearly put in an oven

heh what a scam i gotta start making these

>>18310597
fake & staged.

>>18314119
>(i forget the name )
Fish and rice

>>18311975
god i love ice fishing
no feeling like being out in the middle of a flat, frozen wasteland surrounded by nothing but white

>>18312527
Kek he does

>>18311138
it looks like a slop 0f shit.

>>18311923
the video on the right is fake. it was staged by some tryhard idiots to get views. congratulations, you're a fucking sheep.

>>18311998
>why are you doing this to me?
>eat the eggs.

>>18314093
this kill the weeb.

>>18314274
Could you imagine growing up having a YouTuber for a father who thinks he can cook, but in reality he is one of the worst cooks ever but he lives in full Dunning Kruger denial, and having to eat his food at every meal? It would be enough to give me an eating disorder.

>>18314119
it's not deconstructed sushi, you literal faggot. it's called chirashi.

>>18314301
>no marbling AT ALL on that beef
>complete lack of seasoning
>anti-Maillard device in use

holy shit, why are the yt people so bad at making food with flavor?

>>18311881
you've never been to /fit/

>>18314301
do you know how hot a exhaust manifold gets?

>>18314430
its a poke bowl

>>18314484
it was a layman's way of explaining it in context to the post

>>18311177
What makes you think the person filming is the owner?

The dog is obviously a regular customer, someone at the shop probably just decided to film it.

>>18314274
Whats ck going to do when our guy jack goes to the big kitchen in the sky?

>>18311501
I don't think they're in any danger. Small change if they're paraplegic at best.

>>18312453
>reddit spacing

>>18314557
The same as they do now. Post his shit over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.... etc.

>>18314549
Because I've seen the full video, and they follow the dog around

>>18310581
Fuck this gay earth

>>18310972
Close to where I live there is a patch with a bunch of vegetable gardens, next to a very quiet road. People just put a bucket next to th road with spring onions, mint or whatever they have. A small money bucket next to it with the price on it. 50 cents for a bunch usually. They've been doing that for years. I never bought any, but it feels very nice that it's possible.

>>18314511
enough /fit/ faggots have been here

>>18312394
>oh damn, that looks pretty goo- aaand they ruined it

>>18311794
lol i look like this

>>18310702
>>18310703
>>18310820
>>18311367
>>18311460
You're just blaming a doctor for being asked a weird medical question.
I bet he would be "Based" if his name was Dr. Reichenstagenvonubermensch and he was asked what diet is best for shoving Bad Dragon dildos in your ass and not making a mess.
>NOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST BE PAID A BUCH OF MONEY TO ANSWER A QUESTION I DON'T LIKE!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
So sensitive, how about stop using Postmates instead blaming a doctor for doing his job, lazy fucks.

>>18314029
I think watching his gave me a blood sugar spike.

>>18314470
the video on the left is also fake, its from a satire mini "documentary" cant remember the name of the youtube channel right now

>>18310751
man of culture

>>18311841
>never ever close the lid on a deep frying pan/pot on the stove
yeah this happened to me once. i figured, what's the worst that can happen? fire can't form without oxygen!
but then i took the lid off after a while, and a fire started immediately

>>18311669
when i was a child, i was told that a sink is actually dirtier than a toilet
now i don't think that's true, but the point is that i wouldn't wash my chicken in the sink like that. i'd use a clean bowl and pour water in it

>>18310672
LOOK AT HER FRICKING CHIN!

>>18310605
didn't this guy gain attention on youtube after the video of him making a charcoal cheese sandwich?

>>18310751
Benidorm is lovely this time of year innit

>>18310692
>people actually do this and think they're a good cook

>>18310701
The sovl comes from his constant glances at the customer. The guy's done that 1000 times, his glances mean look I can do that without even looking at it.

>>18311143
ah, yes
Italians discover la torta cubana

>>18315149
how are you supposed to eat that

>>18315167
you can use your mouth, but you can use your anus as well

>>18311309
We don't, actually. I've never had plastic wrapped bologna

>>18311357
You're not allowed to hate them. You owe them favors just for existing.

>>18310751
This is the type of man to see a box od doughnuts and proceed to wiggle his fingers and mutter "well, don't mind if I do"

>>18315149
>Order a torta to go.
>Ends up as sloppa by the time you get home.
Kek

>>18311530
>I'm doing what I'm supposed to. Buying land, hoarding guns, homeschooling, dodging taxes, and reading scripture. My kids will never go to a public school in their lives. Do your part and set up an anarcho commune with an earthship or other sustainable ecohome. Don't be a consumerist polluting bugman!
I'm sure your kids will appreciate getting Ruby Ridge'd.

>>18311138
Anybody got an ID on the steamer? Mine is small and I am fat.

>>18314638
There's some places in my area that do that with vegetables and eggs. It's fucking rad.

>>18315075
Darkies usually

>>18315170
if your mouth opens that wide you should see a doctor

>>18315367
I'm glad my rectum only does that

>>18311669
>>18311932
Someone explain to me why Americans wash their chicken. They seem to treat raw chicken like nuclear waste, they even worry that washing it while not being extremely careful might send some microscopic droplets of water and raw chicken juice onto nearby food or utensils which is supposed to be dangerous for some reason?

Does American chicken carry rabies or what?

>>18315398
Fuck off eurocuck.

>>18315402
It's a genuine question: why the fuck do you have to wash your chicken?

>>18314524
Pretty hot, considering that's the hot side of the Turbocharger as well. Combined with the super-short exhaust runners. Tick-tock shit is still dumb though

>>18310715
I imagine her recording one of her videos eating like a still alive crab or something but then I come in and fucking grab her by the throat with one hand and a hammer in my other and Id just smash her face breaking every single piece of that plastic face of hers shed be helpless to stop me from ruining her "pretty" little which she had dreamed of when she was little when Im done with her shed wish she could have even her old pre-surgery face cause when I'm done shes not going to be "pretty" anymore no amount of plastic surgery will fix her face and when I'm done when everything below her eyes is nothing but a jumbled mess of flesh and bones covered in blood and tears running down her disfigured face Id laugh laugh the hardest I've ever laughed as shes crying and shocked from the pain and humiliation id be laughing and then Id take the footage and upload it myself for all the world to see god I hate that bitch

>>18314301
my dad was part of a club that owned fire trucks on the way to many of the meets he would wrap potatoes in aluminum foil and put them on the manifold, baked potatoes when he got there.

>>18315422
whew thats a cramped little shitbox

>>18315539
i found a weed plant on my property and put it on the intake (much less hot but still warm) to dry it enough to smoke it

>>18315403
>>18315398
No racism intended, but literally only black people do this. It's a practice passed down from generation to generation, idk why it started.

>>18311143
i don't care, i would eat it

>>18314029
>it's a coke
>only spoons in 4 sugers

>>18315642
I rinse my chicken and pork before putting it in the oven. I am white.

>>18315677
You should stop.

>>18310900
>lid on
>boiling oil
>frozen fries
>water on fire
deserved to burn his place down

>>18310581
technically this is only looking out for the dude doing the fucking. The beta bitch fuck boy is the one who has to further cuck himself. so kinda based

>>18311193
Kek

>>18311324

>>18315651
>Brazilians moving onto hot dogs after destroying the concept of 'pizza' just for fun.
I'm scared.

>>18316118
>watch webm
>accidentally scroll down and click /lgbt/ for the first and only time in my life

>>18310701
Yuck
Theres a person on the egg

>>18310943
What tf is the putting there

>>18311138
I go to the bathroom and make this shit , prolly even better

>>18315651
Mf barely puts sausages.. and even then they are from dog meat probabley
DOGÃO

>>18315149
>congratulations its a boy

>>18311900
Are you german my friend?

>>18313630
Startinn cuisine too

>>18311204
>potatis

Top keke'd
How this nordic people can live without even smiling

>>18311664
Lisa is behind, looking

>>18310578
Is that for the internet cookies?

>>18311977
Canser included on the bill?

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