/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18298863
My favorite crammable goyslop.

>>18298868
these "memes" were never funny not ever ironically but it has gotten to the point where it resembles a toddler that learned a new word and they just keep repeating it while i just stare at a wall with my box wine and xanax

>>18298863
How bout we don't and say we did.

>>18298863
i add some sour cream and a dash of hot sauce
if i'm feeling exotic i put some crumbled up some tortilla chips in it and pretend i can afford taco bell

>>18298894
I hate the obsession with calling everything goyslop, but I do love the term sloppa.

>>18298919
thats because one is a trash /pol/ forced meme and the other is an actual meme.

>>18298863
>comforting
Not for your anus.

>>18298930
wasn't sloppa banned for awhile there like soy

>>18298863
Tired of white people thinking they invented beans. Beans are a Latino food and shouldn't be appropriated into these fuckin disgusting ass breakfast "burritos". Call them something else. Early morning caucasian rollups or something cause I'm telling you that ain't a fucking burrito.

>>18299098
No it wasn't, it never got as obnoxious as soy did. Sloppa was mostly confined to its own threads, courtesy of Big Papa Sloppa. >>18298863
I do love a good bean and cheese burrito. It's been a long time since I've had one. Black beans, pinto or both works for me.

>>18299107
post burrito autentico

>>18299107
cry more, you ugly brown goblin

>>18299107
why are you upset? a burrito is just a tortilla wrapped around stuff. what's so disgusting about eggs, cheese, chorizo and pico anyway?

>>18299107
Then what is a burrito, since you're such an expert? If you put rice in your burrito you lose all credibility

>>18299109
i make a mix of 50/50 black bean/pinto bean when i make refried beans, a pack or two of sazon, cumin, minced and sauteed onion and garlic in lard
I make a large batch and freeze it so they're ready whenever i need midnight burrito

>>18299107
thats not a breakfast burrito, its just beans and cheese often served with salsa and rice on the side

>>18299107
Yeah, and Mexicans should stop having pine trees, which are a European tree with a rich and storied history

>>18299244
But I like rice

>>18299153
se ve rico, eres de jajalisco?

>>18299326
Rice is fine, rice in a burrito is redundant and stupid. Would you put toast in a pita? It's just filler.
>>18299248
Based burrito prepper anon

>>18298863
wheres the beef?

>>18299434
But rice is a different grain from wheat or corn. I would put rice in a pita or a tortilla.

>>18299470
If you want to eat grains surrounded by more grains, then go right ahead with your mediocre tastes. You're basically making a Mexican equivalent to the toast sandwich if you put rice in your burrito. I'm not eating burritos at your party, anon.

>>18299434
Everything you put in anything is just filler. The insides of of stuff is called filling for this very reason.

>>18299474
pseudlet

>>18299571
Ok so rice is filler but beef isn't, regardless of anyone's preferences. Grains are extraneous and meat is necessary, but what about the other stuff?

>>18299472
I suppose you think ice cream cones are for retarded children as well

>>18299320
I actually agree with this

>>18298863
Del Taco has them cheaper than if you made one from scratch, and they're deeeeeelicious with green sauce

>>18299847
Of course you do. You're an idiot.

>>18299870
do you know how many burritos you can make with $6 worth of dried beans, wrappers and cheese

>>18299782
but in a bean burrito you need something in there for texture otherwise the burrito is to squishy

>>18300034
>wrappers

>>18300043
You don't have to do what the man tells you to. Go ahead, eat a bean and cheese only burrito, branch out. You might just find true freedom

>>18300076
i eat bean cheese and sour cream

>>18298863
I cant wrap a burrito so i just eat a bean, cheese, and hot sauce taco.

>>18300255
Bro...

>>18300268
problem?

>>18300284
>I can't learn to fold something.

>>18300439
I folded a taco

>>18298863

>>18300255
I feel you. I got better though. After 2 years of hanging out with stoners I went from burritos to the best lumpia.

>>18302191
going from mexican to f*lipino sounds like a downgrade to me

>>18302199
Well, they're definately smaller and thinner.

I take a can of refried beans and prepare it like I'm making tuna salad, as rough example. Straight from the can I add cheese and minced onion and mix it well. Then I scoop it into a warm tortilla and microwave it.

>>18298930
are you mad cause daddy trump said mean things?
its been 2 years, get over it
eat the goyslop and drink the roach milk

>>18298894
>>18298919
>>18298930
“Sloppa” is a neutral term, the food looks messy but can be absolutely delicious. “Goy slop” reeks of self loathing.

>>18299474
Technically yes, but don't be so pedantic. I used the term filler to refer to stuff that isn't necessary, and the context of my post was as such.
>>18299790
No, because ice cream is a dairy product and cones can be made from wheat or sugar. Thus, you're not eating grains with grains. I realized you tried to do a gotcha but you're not that smart

>>18298863
>No rice
BRC is the best cheap burrito

>>18299153
>authentic burrito
>mexican flag
They're Californian retard

>>18303068
bizarre schizo reply lmao

>>18303111
I think the term goyslop is the garbage food people are either forced to eat because they cant afford more due to the current economy or the muck they are addicted to provided by multinational corporates. Sloppa looks garbage but isnt, goyslop looks garbage and is garbage. They are likening themselves to cattle.

>>18300255
>put sloppa on bottom half of torilla
>fold both sides inward
>roll forwards while tucking in the top half

it's easy and opens you up to a whole new world of cheap drunk/high food

>>18303615
it always tears on the tuck

>>18303813
Heat up the tortilla first

>>18303961
might as well just order one from taco bell at this point

>>18303271
Ice cream on a waffle cone is just sugar on sugar. It's redundant and stupid, right?

Nothing is necessary in a burrito, moron. You put whatever you want to eat in there and roll it up. You aren't an intellectual and you aren't superior, you're just a shit person with shit opinions like the rest of us on this stupid board.

>>18303966
Believe in yourself a little not, anon. You can do it

>>18298894
seeth

>>18304100
I think you mean sneed newfag

>>18303287
Which is full of Mexicans dum dum

the steak quesalupa with no lettuce or tomato was the best item Taco Bell has had in 20+ years and they removed it so fast because they're evil and they fucking hate us and I hate them right back fuck you taco bell fuck you

>>18299782
I think good rice adds good flavor and additional texture to a burrito. Unfortunately most places have bland ass rice — chipotles white rice is pretty kino

>>18300226
this nigga eatin bean cheese

>>18305069
yea it needs to be seasoned rice not plain white rice.
I saute finely minced onion, bell and garlic in butter then brown the rice in the butter before adding chicken broth, smoked paprika, turmeric and black pepper

>>18305069
>>18306901
Based rice bros

>>18299098
>>18298930
"Sloppa" isn't the original meme.

>>18307706
Thank you, Milhouse

>>18307709
Call me Millhouse all you want. "Sloppa" only became a meme AFTER the jannies got so buttblasted that they perma-filtered **** ** ****. "Sloppa" only exists BECAUSE of that.

Its That Time:
>plebs needing starch and cultured fat wrapped up in carbs to excuse their desires of consuming salsa
stop being food insecure, stop cramming beans when your body really just wants that sauce

>>18307715
Ok so you're came here in about 2014, I'd guess?

>>18307715
i just went to /b/ for the first time since 2016 and found out im range banned, i wasn't back then
tl:dr jannies are arbitrary

>>18307784
I've been here since 2004. /ck/ jannies are the worst scum bitches on earth.

>>18307715
look im an oldfag and this website is really not the same anymore but as part of aging you have to realize things change

I post the most obscure shit all the time, you have to realize that ancient /ck/ memes might not be understood to all of these newfags.

I eat a lot of bean and cheese burritos except instead of beans I use pork breakfast sausage and instead of beans I use eggs and instead of cheese I use port salut cheese melted in the eggs topped with grated sharp cheddar this guy I know makes.

>>18307801
they're very emotional and don't even follow their own rules

>>18303287
Burritos are from northern Mexico, retard.

>>18298863
I love the cheese, but I have to exclude it or...

>>18298863
if your a kid

>>18298863
Do you eat these after school and before your mommy cooks you dinner?

>>18298863
Fuck off with your beans, nigger.

>>18298863
Lately I've been eating just this, they are pretty healthy because beans are healthy, you just don't have abuse too much on the cheese and sauces

>>18310770
>sauces?
hot sauce is zero cal and cheese is important because your body needs fats to balance the meal

beef, bean, cheese, rice burrito

>>18310748
you dont the boss of me

>>18298863
why stop there? all bean burrito

>>18311708
30 seconds in a microwave and that thing would be primo, no complaints

>>18298863
Food should never be comforting.
That way lies ruin.

wtf does easy meaN

>>18311724
kys retard

>>18311920
Please do it for me. I'll pay you.

>>18311926
address

>>18311926

>>18304939
I'll be forever mad that shit like the cheesy double beef burrito and the grilled stuft XXL are gone or seasonal now.

>>18298894
how the fuck are liberals such master shitposters now? when did conservatives become so weak?

chili cheese burrito is back at taco bell but only are select locations and only order able through the taco bell app

>>18311966
>when did conservatives become so weak?
thats always been their whole schtick. boohoo wont somebody help me

>>18298894
>druggy hates a term that paints them in a bad light by association
never would have guessed. enjoy the spirtual awakening from bojack horseman and midnight gospel fuckin loser.

>>18298863
rice makes it complete, it has to be spanish rice with lots of tomato and onion flavor

>>18311966
master shitposters have no political allegiances

>>18312632
whew stuck a nerve there huh? it really upsets you that the best you can muster is someone else's forced meme

>>18313214
???

>>18313240
kek i hope you're being ironic

>>18313240
haha you trusted him idiot

>>18313228
nah youre just basic as shit and what you are saying doesnt even track.

>>18314115
>doesnt even track.
what exactly doesn't track?

>>18308992
>sticking around late at work
>go to taco bell for a 2 chicken chalupa combo
>come back sit at my desk
>take stuff out to set up on my desk
>some coworkers leaving passing by
>"whoa anon, hope you don't plan on working from the bathroom tonight!"
>dudewhat.png
>ask wtf it's just some taco bell
>"Bahahaha, okay anon whatever you say just don't say I didn't warn ya! Taco bell is mean stuff there anon hope you didn't get the fire sauce!"

What the fuck is it with boomers and tacobell that need to talk about shitting? It seems to be this fast food place in particular that the most stupid jokes come from. I've never had issues with digesting tbell food, is it because I balance the sodium in it with water or are people just that weak stomached?

>>18314681
they're getting food poisoning because some subhuman didn't was their hand after shitting them made their food, their asses burn from the stomach bile but most people don't realize that and assume its the hot sauce giving them the shits

>>18314700
No one is getting the shits from taco bell
It's an old myth to do with Mexican food in general

>>18314790
>It's an old myth to do with Mexican food in general
not a myth just misdiagnosed the cause which is montezuma's revenge
And Taco Bell has the lowest hiring standards out of any restaurant, i know i worked there and fail my drug test but still got hired, those idiots that work there are nasty motherfuckers and will fuck with your food

>>18311966
>um don't say goyslop please it's triggering
>master shitposter
lmao what?

>>18304939
They also got rid of the Grilled Stuft Burrito, and I am still seething

>>18315192
that only applies to eating in mexico
no one here ever goes there and none of the jackasses that make taco bell jokes have either
Also there is no taco bells in mexico

>>18315685
my point the myth come from a real thing but it stuck around because nignogs fucking with peoples taco bell and giving them food poisoning and retards think its the hot sauce giving then the shits + taco bell "meat" is like 32% actual meat

>>18315695
Thats the thing though, I dont believe taco bell makes anyone sick

>>18315723
no taco bell is fine, the workers making people sick is common

>>18315751
>workers making people sick is common
I have never once gotten sick like that so its really not my experience
I have also never heard an actual anecdote of someone getting sick at taco bell that seemed real
I dont think its common at all

>>18313240
You are a joke lol.

>>18314681
Boomers in general have horrible digestive health. If you've ever been in an office bathroom it's not a joke to say at least half of them have violent diarrhea daily. I assume the Taco Bell causing the shits joke is just because of the extra fat and carbs and their systems can't handle it.

>>18311852
it has low standards

bean burritos are actually less nasty, and they're tasty