/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I need a step by step explanation of the events leading up to this picture

uncook it by turning the burner knob to the left instead of the right
you might have to force it in order to get into the negative temperatures

>>18305526
>turning the burner knob to the left
but that turns the heat up

>>18305537
Horseshoe Theory states that if you turn the heat up high enough it starts to put out cold energy instead of heat energy. Just crank the thing and wait a while for it to kick in.

>>18305523
simple. you cram it

>>18305541
...what?

>>18305548
Ever heard of freezer burn?

>>18305525
>come home
>get frozen chicken out of the freezer
>put it in pan
>cover it
>heat it
>turn it every 20 mins until the chicken sweat completely evaporates

>>18305561
Wait, that stuff is chicken? I thought it was an attempt at making a pancake or something.

>>18305561
>>get frozen chicken out of the freezer
>>put it in pan
You didn't even defrost it?

>>18305570
The heat defrosts the chicken, no?

>>18305580
bruh

>>18305583
Wait, so if heat doesn't cook stuff then how does cold food get hotter when I heat it up? Is it something to do with the type of pan I'm using?

>>18305523
Add white wine

>>18305591
At least leave it on the counter for a few hours if you need to use it, or if you were out all day stick it in the fridge and it will be ready for when you get back.
Also no spices, nothing? Is this the first time you've cooked anything?

>>18305786
are you seriously responding to a troll?
ffs he even said the meme
>the X of the Y does Z

>>18305794
Surely no one would come home and decide to fuck up a piece of chicken for upvotes... right?

this actually happened to a friend of mine
>had some girl over after a night of drinking
>shes got teh munchies
>throws marinaded chicken cutlet on glass top
>cranks large burner to near max
>she tried flipping with a bbq fork
>burned and sticking she starts scraping with the edge
>he comes in after the smoke detector goes off and takes pics because he cant believe the stupidity
>her excuse was that she wasnt used to that kind of stove

>>18305799
you are on /ck/
home of King surely of eggfort posting
home of youtube e-celeb spamming
home of fast food generals
home of reposting images from reddit
surely, you can make the conclusion by yourself at this point

>>18306460
Home of the worst jannies on 4chan. If I wanted to be heavily censored by woke faggots, I'd just use twitter. Clean it up, you fucking maladjusted obese virgins.

>>18307798
Stop shitting up the board.

>>18305583
bruh

>>18305523
Looks like some non stick shit so buy one of these they are cheap enough and safe to use on non stick. You can boil 75% water 25% vinegar or 50% water 50% vinegar (TURN ON THE HOOD VENT) and that should melt the shit off. Maybe add some salt to the mix too.

>>18306460
people who learn to cook come here for advice

Next time try to defrost it, but basically if you're in a hurry you can do as you did, just remember to use lower heat

>>18306460
This place was a respectable place, and still is, just report threads for low quality when need as:
-Low quality bait threads
-When op ask something and never respond, especially when there's replies near the time he brought up the thread
-when people use a thread deliberately to talk about something is not /ck/
Some people thinks all the boards are like /b/, some other lives and put too much effort to create garbage like >>18305545

Some other just want to cook.

>>18305523

>>18306435
She should have known you have to grease it with bacon fat first.