/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18299242
Yes. I don't care what anyone says, plain-ass beef doesn't taste good. That really goes for anything that isn't fish, desu.

>>18299242
salt, black pepper, and if you're forming the beef patties themselves, I mix in dehydrated onions

>>18299242
Yes, but keep it simple. Salt and pepper the patty.
Cheese slice, this one is dealers choice. Pick a cheese.
Lettuce, tomato, and pickle. These are standards.
Burger sauce: again its dealers choice, mine is mayo mixed with hot sauce, mustard, some garlic powder and a salty component.
You can keep going with other shit, onions, mushrooms, and what not, but at that point you are making menu items from that pretentious place that I hate.

>>18299242
SPG
simple as

>>18299252
>Burger sauce
if your burger isn't dry then you don't need sauce. a Good burger shouldn't need sauce

Hatch green chile and cheese.

The green chile cheeseburger is the only acceptable form of burger in the world.

>>18299257
The burger sauce acts as a salad dressing in a way. Its not optional if you stack a bunch of plain lettuce and a tomato slice.
That orange shit you see here is liquid gold. Spicy and ultra flavorful.

>>18299272
>Thomas english muffins as burger bun
kys

>>18299276
Thats all I had that day, nigger. I would have preferred a nice onion roll, but it works in a pinch.

Salt and lots of pepper

>>18299257
Sauce tastes good nigga, it also holds the lettuce in it's place

>>18299272
I'm triggered by tomatoes that aren't cut with a mandolin or at least a steady hand and knife.

>>18299323
Pepper comes from a PLANT and PLANTS are UNHEALTHY
>>18299272
Tomato comes from a PLANT and PLANTS are UNHEALTHY
>>18299265
Chile comes from a PLANT and PLANTS are UNHEALTHY
>>18299252
Pickles and lettuce and mustard and garlic comes from a PLANT and PLANTS are UNHEALTHY

>>18299402
Dude, look

>>18299242
cum

>>18299242
My big, healthy, juicy, penis

>>18299249
So montreal steak seasoning (MSS). spbp

>>18299242
yes
seasoned salt and worchestershire sauce
or
garlic powder, paprika, a pinch of cayanne pepper, salt, pepper, worchestershire sauce

>>18299242
Baking soda to make it brown faster

>>18300586
Dad, how’d you find 4chin?

I use salt, pepper and a little mixed herbs.

>>18300586
Based. Glad you know how to cook. I add an egg and some breadcrumbs as well

In addition to all of the above, I would also suggest fresh mint mixed into the patties. I was surprised with the results when I first tried it.

>>18299242
Pinch of salt, fair amount of pepper, onion powder, both sides. Nothing else is needed. Sometimes I mix in Italian seasoning into the meat mixture.

>>18300745
>>18300586
Making meatloaf?

>>18301123
I’d punch you in the fucking mouth if you served me this

>>18300596
how hungry are you?

>>18299242
>Mix-in
I have a preprepared mixture of powdered salt, sugar, and MSG. I've yet to find anything that didn't taste better with a smidge in it.
>What I like in a burger.
The classic cheeseburger is great, but have you tried bacon, beef patty, peanutbutter, and sriracha? Needs a less-sweet bun, but it's magical.

First, I take a virgin maiden from Bulgaria, a shepherds daughter. I feed her a fair amount of traditional 'fast foods' but there are home made and much healthier.
After I have prepared the burger I will wrap them and shove them in her ass. I find she is most gassy in the morning hours. Two girls laying cheek to cheek is best. A real Dutch oven!
The best flavor is produced from general tsos, burrito supreme & a big beef and cheddar.
I call them assburgers. I got the idea from an old south park episode

>>18299242
yes, this stuff. it's friggin delicious and of increasing value in this economy