/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I’ve never eaten at any of those places, but I would eat at the dinosaur one.

>>18290956

Anytime I go somewhere in California I see all of those, I never try them but if I had to choose I'd pick bubba gump

>>18290956
rainforest cafe's are the best restaurants in the world

>>18291110
>t. Colorado fag

>>18290956
Rainforest Cafe or Bubba Gump

>>18291112
im from michigan? what is the connection with colorado.

>>18291150

>>18291168
Are there even In-N-Outs in Iowa? I did not see any on their webpage. Makes me skeptical of the rest of the map.

>>18290956
i went to the rainbow cafe in niagra and it was magical to me
it really was great but i could not stnad working there when every 15 minutes theres a thunderstorm

>>18291240
i broke up with the first girl i had sex with at a rainforest cafe fuck taht place

>>18291243
:( i really liked it, there was a massive fish tank next to me and vines everywhere it was great

>>18291168
huh I didnt know that. I just really like going to the one at the mall.

>>18291168
What in the ever loving FVCK is a "Melty's"?

>>18291613
its made up along with the rest of this map

>>18290956

i've never seen a qt waitress in any of those tourist traps, and the clientele are just as bad

>>18291251
Lol we don't care

>>18290956
When I was in 8th grade I went to the Hard Rock Cafe in Maui with my family. I remember it being decent food. I touched myself inappropriately in their bathroom to dirty playing cards I bought in some other tourist trap on the island. I don't miss going thru puberty.

>>18290956
>go to Bubba Gump and get Buck of Boat Trash, a mixed pail of goodies
>go back later and order the same thing, the bucket is less than half full and the bottom is just newspaper wadding
Never again.

>>18291168
PROTIP: This image was specifically designed to trigger people from different states. Notice how In-N-Out is listed as the favorite in all the states bordering California, but California has Dennys there. Then you have Sbarro in New York which would make New Yorkers seethe because they are known for having the best pizza. Also, Subway in Pennsylvania when Philadelphia is widely regarded to be the hoagie (sub) capitol of the country. Some of them they make correct, like Texas and Whataburger to try to make people think it's valid, when really it's just a troll.

>>18290956
Rainfforest cafe, I enjoyed the smell of the mist as a kid

>>18291694
you cared enough to reply you fucking idiot

hogan's hangout

>>18291168
Do we even have Long John Silver's? I can't think of a single one. This is Captain D's country.

>>18293347
this is what happens when you can't just say no blacks

>>18290983
I want to rub that chubby tummy.

>>18291221
The map is obviously a troll.

Based and fatpilled

A literal tourist trap: You get a small, one room, building with a sign that says "Tapas & Cocktails". The foundation of the building acts as a giant bellows, which pumps more and more chlorine gas into the room as it fills.

>>18291168
based Wisconsin Culver'sChads

>>18291168
MN MO IL confirmed pedos

>>18291168
>public information and statistics society

bretty gud

>>18291243
sounds like you got some stuff to work out. i recommend an exposure therapy regimen, wherein you eat at rainforest cafe once daily until you are able to reflect on this time in your life without anxiety, anger, or frustration. we are here for you. check back in one week and we can discuss your progress

>>18291168
oh man the long john silvers in maine is just slaying me. somebody put some real thought into this garbage.

>>18293534
I'm proud that I would no longer eat there for free

>>18290983
I saw that restaurant in Tennessee, didn't ate in it but did saw one.

>>18291168
Ny here, never once saw or been to a sbarro

>>18296210
Usually in malls. Unironically better than 90% of NY or Chicago Pizza

>>18296338
You've never had NY or Chicago pizza. To try to appear like you're not sour grapes about it you dish out a shitty opinion that you're not even sure is true for yourself.

>>18293347

>>18296353
I have and it wasn't anything to write home about