/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18290999
great margins. its like printing money

Every barber shop in my area charges 40$ now for haircuts. I wanna kms

>>18290999
what currency buddy

>>18291004
the reason they can forgive $10K per person in student loan debt is that $10K isn't jack shit any more

>>18291010
Look at thet time in the screencap, he's obviously east coast USA.

>>18291024
Someone with brains on 4chan.
Wow nice.

>>18290999
In California (or Cali-Wali as we locals call it) you can get a pizza for $5. We call it a Hot Carl. The best part is you don't even have to wait for it, you just walk up and it's ready.

>>18290999
Plot Twist: On the menu at the restaurant, the prices are probably half that. Grubhub/Doordash are notorious for massive markups to bolster their profits. My local chinese place, for example, has General Tso for $12 for a large. On DD, it's $20 and GH has it for $22.

>>18290999
I know how you feel. In store the price of a sub near me is 18 dollars.
Once i find the CEO of inflation he is FUCKED.

>>18290999
Money laundering

>>18292292
keksandkeks

>>18292292
This is the worst wat to launder.

>>18290999
>>18292925
>set option to "restaurant will deliver"
>guy calls restaurant in advance to confirm the drop
>guy buys a dozen various "pizzas" for a "party"
>pays through app
>restaurant sends over a deliver guy with a brown paper bag of cash/whatever instead of pizzas
>this is all tracked and recorded on the app as a legitimate overpriced pizza transaction done with clean money

I mean, I don't know how bad organized crime is in Buffalo, but it works.

>>18290999
this isn't a local pizza place, its mail order shit like getting Katz delivered from NYC to Bumfuck, Kansas

>>18292989
That doesn't really change OP's point.

>>18293020
Despite what /ck/ likes to pretend there are foods that are simply worse depending on where you live.

Old people are willing to pay premiums to get things that are better than the local options even if they are inferior to the original.

>>18291004
>be me
>live rural
>local barber shop is ran by some 65 yr old latina woman
>still only charges $20 for a cut plus hair wash
Must suck to be an urbanite living in a gentrified shithole.

my dick is hand stretched daily
and i don't charge 85.00 for it

>>18290999
My dick is hand stretched daily.

Town near me has this thing. They also have a "mega burger" that's 3 pounds and about a foot wide, we got that for one of my buddy's birthdays one year.

>>18290999
I don't think that goldbelly is a good choice for your point op, but maybe the crippling autism you suffer from keeps you from realizing that fact.

>>18291004
Holy shit my barber charges on $12, which coastal shithole do you live in?

>>18295273
does he hand stretch your dick though

>>18295211
What os goldbelly?

>>18295310
It's nation wide GrubHub where they ship you food from "famous" places at hugely inflated prices.

>>18295274
Just the tip and only if I pre-tip

Does your guy give you a reach around?

>>18290999
Only $85? That's totally what's up. Will they add Doritos (not sponsored) if I ask?

>>18290999
>paying almost $100 for pizza
Cityfags really??

>>18290999
I want to do this at a Dallas cowboy game. Probably another $80 on beer at least too heh

>>18290999
There's a whole segment of the population that will spend extra money just to feel rich, whether they really are or not.

>>18295325
Fuck the trolls, doodt. TMDWU hehehe yeeeeessstttthhhhhh

>>18291472
The restaurants are the ones putting higher prices on the apps, not the app companies.

t. Lifelong restaurant wagie

>>18296705
Normies are pitiful creatures.