/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Based, using a crust of bacteria to ward of other bacteria that wishes to cause you harm, high iq big brain

>>18286681
lol at moving the knob to keep using the fucked burner

>>18286665
This is the kitchen of a man who cooks. None of these "open concept kitchens" that are for decoration only and smells up the entire house the moment you start using spices.

>>18286681
>scooby

showing off new spicerack with partial baddle station

>>18286826
That guy's bedroom and kitchen is the same place

>>18286859
Nice rack

>>18286826
Hard cope. I have a "soulless" kitchen and its very functional. Has a good range hood too

>>18286673
Bacteria doesnt grow on burnt shit like that. And its not touching the food in the pan so no problem.

>>18286681
I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>18286665
Why are finnish people like this?

>>18286665
>>18286681
Based.

>>18286859
Have you ever eaten Kangaroo?

>>18287387

Because they completed the process, thus finished

>>18286681
This really needs a cardboard cutout hand-markered "live love laugh" sign stapled to the wall

>>18288546
comfy
>>18286681
scooby

>>18288684
DUDE

>>18287169
Imagine being such a bad cook that even bacteria won't touch it

>>18288546
couple times. it's hard to get right at home but a good restaurant or pub shows you how its done

>>18288684
lol look at that fat fingers you hambeast

>>18286826
>that pic
Nice rack

>>18286859
>that pic
Nice rack

>>18286665
I guess you are haplogroup N

redpill me on kitchen shelves. do they hold enough

>>18289181
It doesnt matter if they hold enough, what matters is their aesthetic

>>18288791
Why do you hate your family?

hamster farmer reporting in

>>18290460
That would have been so cool eight years ago when the game was popular.

>>18290389
forgot to specify commercial shelving... looking ok to me

>>18290728
It doesnt look so good

>>18286826
>smells up the entire house the moment you start using spices.
thats a good thing if your food smells good
i just made a pizza and my house smells great, everybody got to wake up to the smell of fresh coffee and pizza

>>18290454
cute cats

>>18286665
Is this some fucking east russia soviet shit? What the fuck is that stove.

>>18286665
I like your live, laugh, love sign

>>18288684
>>18288691
WEED

>>18290728
Looks like the average light shelving for the middle of kitchen area at work. You would use a sturdier for your dry storage (at work) but then again, if it's for home use, you can do it easily as a multipurpose shelving. Keep heavy stuff on the bottom two shelves and whatever else on the top two. Don't forget to check for the mold on the bottom of the shelf if keep there some utensils without drying

>>18290971
Finland, based on the food packaging

>>18286859
Nice rack but I think it too close to your stove, it'll dry them out before their time.
You're missing celery flakes, those are great when you're making something and don't want to deal with celery or just don't have it on hand.
Toss the parsely, who actually uses that except for moms?
Girls love it when a guy shows attention to a dish.

>>18287387
It's the Finnish lame ass vision of socialism / communism, it's come to roost, let the world behold what nobody in their right mind wants.

It's not much, but it's home.

>>18286826
OKAY WHY THE FUCK DO ALL THE WOMEN IN MY AREA HAVE A NEGATIVE AAA CUP
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TITS.
THE BAZONGAS.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING WOMEN

>>18288684
briliant

>>18290454
Looks comfy

How many people do you think used this kitchen?

>>18291627
At the beach.

>>18291932
I almost made a murder joke but there's no floor drain so it wouldn't make sense.

>>18286826
I want to be her toilet

>>18286826
I think those are fake

>>18291627
But anon, flat is justice.

>>18291587
Cool stove.

>>18291940
I want an old kitchen like this. Wyl?

>>18288546
Where do you live and where is the oven?

>>18290460
>>18290462
Why does this even exist? That can't be official.

>>18291932
BOOO

I moved into an apartment and it smells terrible. If I cook enough can I cover up the stink with cooking smells?

>>18288546
why is there a washing machine in the kitchen?

pic related is mine, I haven't installed the hood yet.

>>18292396
my stove you can't see.

>>18292208
Europe, and above the washing machine.
It's one of those microwaves with a convection option to turn it into an oven.

It's not big, but I live alone so it works for me.

>>18291300
I don't really cook on the right side of the stove, those little hobs don't really do it for me. There's no significant heat near the rack, I don't have a lot of space for it elsewhere

>>18292396
my mother-in-laws kitchen before we sold it, built in 1953

>>18292451
same kitchen after investors remodeled it.

>>18291587
looks cozy as fuck.
I appreciate "dated" looking, but well maintained stuff like that.

>>18290728
I bought one of those last week. NSF certified and everything. Still have not moved my cookware over to it(idea being that all cupboard based stuff goes into it, so i can use the cupboard storage for food)
Kinda silly, cause its making me want to buy more pans, trays, cooling racks, and appliances that id never used just to fill it up. Really wanted to get some of these(pic related) for the bottom shelf, for potatoes, onions, and other tubbers that shouldnt be stored in closed cupboards or the fridge... even though if properly stored, id still never use potatoes fast enough to make buying them in 10lbs bags make sense.

>>18286665
Number of the beast!
Though if satan was a diabetic elderly pensioner, he would vomit with rage at the state of your kitchen m8.

>>18292465
They fucking ruined it

>>18292465
>>18292451
The old one was not great, but the new one is soulless.

>>18286665
OP’s home is objectively one of the most functional one’s we’ve seen thus far

>>18292465
>spend a bunch of money
>it doesn't look any better and almost certainly doesn't function better
OOF!

>>18292827
How?

Here's my kitchen. I'm trying to fix the horrible spice cabinet disaster. Do not ever buy this stove, it's the absolute worst stove I have ever used.

tfw smol

>>18294575
I have the same stove it's great.

>>18294595
What the hell are you talking about? The heating is so inconsistent. Sometimes the medium setting won't boil water, other times the low setting goes full blast and starts boiling a full pot of chili. It's terrible.

>>18292465
They put the sink where the oven was and the oven where the sink was?

>>18288546
>>18292404
Why do you have a washing machine in the kitchen?
A kitchen is usually crowded enough, I can't imagine trying to fold laundry while someone else is cooking dinner.

>>18294612
this is pretty common in European small apartments

>>18294600
Sounds like you should contact a repair guy.

>>18294622
WHY?

>>18294643
because no laundry room and the bathroom is too small

>>18294649
Wouldn't it still make more sense to put that appliance in the livingroom?

>>18294662
there is no water and sewer drain connections in the living room

>>18294676
Jist add pipes.

>>18288791
Complety souless

>>18294704
Pipes are expensive. That's the whole point of these goofy setups where you have the toilet/laundry/kitchen all in one room so you don't run pipes all around the house.

>>18294575
Every middle-lower class person in North America has used owned or seen that stove. There’s a lot of really meet stoves in this thread but it’s a dead giveaway your from Europe or some weird place

>>18294602
no the after picture is taken from the opposite side of the room.

I had a feeling some idiot would ask this.

>>18292818
>>18293405
as someone who used that old kitchen I would prefer the new one.

>>18294706

>>18292818
>soulless
>>18294706
>souless
stop saying this.
you either don't know what it means or you're just a moron.
we just moved in to a new house. the kitchen looked like pic related. tired and reeking of the 90's.
we made it look like this. >>18292396
which is basically the same style as this >>18292465
we made the house our own. WE gave it soul.
you can go fuck yourself.

>>18294789
if that kitchen tried to walk into the Kwik e Mart it would smash right into the glass because the doors wouldn't open

>>18294816
that kitchen looks fine, it just needs some personal touches.

so tell me anon... where did the bad kitchen touch you?

>>18294804
Looks more like you drained its soul.

>>18286665
I actually lol'ed

I've run out of space.

>>18294804
Kitchen remodeling is often one of the worst upgrades to a house. They’re expensive and are often a minor cosmetic improvement at best. In some cases, they make the kitchen look worse!

>>18294816
Why would some space alien or whatever with the ability to disguise itself as a kitchen try to walk into a kwik-e-mart?
Seems more like crackheads or methheads or just plain niggers.

>>18295096
Good, then I'll start asking questions about this dubious case.

>>18292415
swap the rack with where you are putting that black thing

>>18286681
Dinotendies, the disowned bastard child of /ck/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVoPuExT2eI

>>18295192
How can she swap her rack for the lingerie?
That doesn't make much sense.
What's done is done and that's not a criminal or civil offence.

>>18286665
Clean your stove Pekka

>>18295195
Great but how does this apply to US or any State's law? A youtube video wont solve your case in a court.

>>18295220
They were fucking chicken eggs. Anyone who has seen sea turtle eggs could tell.

Dinotendies vs. The USA.
I can already see where that one is going.

>>18295230
You can't compare the two. My grandfather and I used to spot them for collectors on the Atlantic coast in Florida. It was illegal to touch them or harm their paths back to the ocean but because of light they might loose their way so a little nudge back to the ocean never hurt. While being illegial it was for a better cause.

Aww the qts.
only a true asshole would try to harm one. chinks though will try to make soup out of them.
For that they deserve no mercy.

>>18295096
kindacomfy

Kek /ck/ is truly the housewife board. Mom make me something to eat please

>>18290454
those are guinea pigs

>>18295287
What would you like Butch, a PB&J before you on about your evil ways?

>>18295264
>come out of a shell in a shell

>>18295332
yeah, a little helping hand never hurt our turtle friends it's certainly better than their fate would be at the hands of the savage chinks.

>>18295332
I thought that might be a song, pulling mussels from a shell, Squeeze?

Is this the soup pole

>>18286681
>Scoob photo
>On a clipboard
>The clipboard is hanging on the wall
I can't explain why this is so fucking funny to me.

>>18294575
You should probably put all those spices into the racks, it would give you more space.

>>18294580
Why is there a plant on top of that, in front of the opening. If you open it to get something out then the poor plant will get crushed when the door shuts.
t. been there done that, need another plant or three

What's a good plant that does well on top of a fridge, I'm thinking Aloe and am open for suggestions.

>>18288546
>>18291587
>>18292396
>>18294580
these are nice, they feel really comfortable. would eat with you anons, the rest of /ck/ looks schizoid or cold or something

>>18286665
ÄSHH :D

>>18295640
What do you think I meant when I said I was trying to fix the horrible spice cabinet disaster? I live with my parents due to severe mental health issues and I've finally had enough of my mom's spice style

>everything crammed on the rack inside that door on the right of that pic
>multiple open jars of the same spice
>spices that have been expired for 10+ years
>impossible to find anything, no order at all

I bought 32 4 oz glass spice jars to put spices in. Each jar will have a label on top of the lid so you can glance down at it and see what it is and spice will be sorted alphabetically. One of the problems with the current spice system is that there's no order, and when spices are in the back you have to pick them up to figure out what the spice is. There's crap that isn't even spices clogging up the spice rack too, there's was a bottle of "Holy Land Dirt" (you can't really see it in the picture) on the spice rack.

You can see the start of my work if you look at the racks on the right side of the image. I only filled 3 jars with spice so far because I'm waiting on some labels to affix to the top of the jars to arrive. I will write on the labels with chalk pens. There will also be a system where if there is more of the spice in the house (like in the basement) that's not opened, you place a small colored sticker on top of the jar of spice so everyone knows not to get more and that the spice can just be refilled. You don't want to top up the spice before you use all the spice in the jar, otherwise you are mixing two spices and the new spice is on top of the jar and the old spice never gets used. The rack with all the jars was just me seeing how the jars all fit, you can fit 10 on each rack.

I also got a set of elongated rectangular spice spoons. They easily fit in the jars unlike those terrible half-sphere spice spoons that are too wide to fit into spice jars.

I have planned this spice system in ways you could only dream of planning.

It's okay

>all these rich kitchens
>I had to move my coffee maker to a small shelving unit because a small toaster oven being added used up too much room in the tiny kitchen counter space

>>18295986
are you gonna fry those green tomatoes you kathy bates ass nigger

>>18295986
so I guess dreams do come true

>>18296038
i know this feeling. I keep my toaster in a bottom cabinet and I have a literal coffee table for the coffee pot

>>18290454
That's barely one step up from a puppy mill, do you breed them to fight each other and sell them on craigslist?

>>18296089
no we roast and eat them.

>>18292392
Could be dead rats or some shit in the walls or in the ceiling. You're gonna have to track that down.

>>18290454
Trying to guess the country. Looks balkan to me.

>>18296091
Fair enough

>>18287169
>Bacteria doesnt grow on burnt shit like that
bacteria will grow where ever there is moisture, even damp is enough
some bacteria have been observed growing in distilled water

>>18292451
Honestly I love this. It's a 70 year old kitchen in perfect condition, not something you see every day, it's antique, like a time capsule. Yeah if it was rough around the edges I could understand replacing it but as it stands it seems a real shame

>>18296046
Yea that's the plan but I'm 34 and male.
>>18296064
What dream would that be?

>>18292011
they obviously are, + facial filler too

>>18292451
ohh, I love this. has such a home-y cozy feel to it.

>>18296396
a nice spacious kitchen with veggies from the garden

>>18296847
Oh yea it is a nice garden, the kitchen is okay but I wish I had a gas range.
Garden angle one

>>18296900
Angle two

>>18295067
>>18295176
no concept of working space or function
>obviously don't cook
why is /ck/ filled with faggot posers

>>18296907
fantastic

>>18297335
Thank you, I put a lot into it, but now is the most busy time of the year due to processing the veggies for long term storage.
It feels like my dehydrator and canner are always on.

I fucking hate white painted cabinets, stainless steel appliances, subway tiles, and the other cheap chinese crap that the HGTV network pushes as hip and modern.

>>18297440
Luckily no one cares what renters think about interior design, after all, it isn't even your interior to design.

>>18290454
>wok
>a bunch of small cute animals
It's like a tiny Asian Dachau, isnt it?

>>18292465
>let's make everything white
>yes, cheap grey floors and grey walls sound good.
>no, we dont want any kind of ventilation, let's lose the ceiling fan for some fucking office lighting
>how about a retarded double doorway?
I hate modern design. My girlfriend has a literal fit if she can't decorate everywhere we simultaneously live in a magazine AND purgatory. Fucking white and fucking grey everywhere, completely oblivious to how incredibly unnerving it is to be constantly bombarded by this awful blandness. I actually want to fucking kill myself just living in these places because at least hell would be a change of scenery.

>>18294804
>>18292465
>>18292396
If you cant see the difference between these two spaces YOU are soulless and no better than people who put shag carpet over hardwood in all those old Victorian homes in the 70s. Or "updated" everything and made it fuck ugly beige in the 90s. It's a trend, and maybe if a single person were capable of doing this "everything is white and quasi-minimalist" remodel in a way that wasnt painfully uninspired and bland I might reconsider my opinion, but frankly I doubt it's gonna happen.
"Let's suck all the color and life from our home! It's very UP TO DATE. so HIP. so CLEAN!"

>>18294575
I can't wait to buy a house and get a proper gas or induction range/cooktop. I'm so tired of cheap glasstop electric. It either burns your shit or is cold for 30 minutes. Bare coils are unironically better,

>>18294580
Are teka appliances any good? They look really aesthetic, but they're way too cheap compared to LG, Samshit or GE equivalents.

>>18286665
I hate this kitchen. I hate myself more for being unable to keep it tidy

>>18296900
>>18296907
fridge fren here, impressive
add a trad wife, and i'm done with life, i'll work 90 hours a week for it

>>18297708
kino

>>18297708
i have about the same space
being regular (clean tops hard rule) is essential
but i'm in the same boat as you, once it overflows, it stay like that for months until depression passes
>pic rel old app from 7 years ago

>>18297722
Glad to know I'm not alone. I'm open to any more advice

>>18292465
I hate this fucking shit. I don't know why anybody likes it. its sterile, cold, and makes me want to cry. my parents kitchen looked like picrel and it was comfy. It was warm and we had family dinners together and I slid around on the hardwood floor in my socks. after I graduated from highschool they remodeled it to be like that. just a sterile fucking clean room. it makes me sad when I come visit and the only thing the dinner table we used to eat together at gets used for is my mom's puzzles. it's not even the original dinner table, that got replaced with some black piece of shit from art van. I want my home back bros.

>>18297708
Just fucking clean you sperg

>>18297760
>mommy's kitchen good
>stranger kitchen bad

>>18297709
That's what I did/am doing now still, owning your own business is hard work.
But I found a gf that shares my goals and interests and genuinely wants to have kids with me so I would say things are really looking up.
Meanwhile my ex wife is poor and struggling with the one child her and her husband have so I'm laffin.
I wonder if she will cheat on him too

>>18291587
It never occurred to me that they make letter magnets for different languages kek

here's mine. haven't really been able to cook much lately because my garbage disposal's broken and its a pain in the ass to clean a bunch of stuff when my sink is constantly backing up with shitty food water. never making the mistake of moving to an apartment with a teeny tiny kitchen ever again.

>>18286826
the reason it smells up your entire house is because you are poor and have a tiny home, make some more money and buy a nicer home would be my best advice.

>>18297807
You know garbage disposals are only "standard" in the US for the most part, right? Lol. You're being spoiled. Scrape your dishes into the trash, goofy. & then take your trash out every night.
-an anon in the US with no garbage disposal.

>>18297807
When I had a small kitchen I put my cutting board on the floor and then laid down to do my prep work

>>18297862
well it already filled up with shit before I figured out it was broken. I've been scraping my food out in the trash since then. so now the pipe's just backed up with the junk that wasn't shredded by the garbage disposal. I tried using a plunger on it and it didn't really help much. there's two or three maintenance staff for our several hundred unit complex so it'll probably not get fixed for a while.

>>18292204
East coast.

>>18295192
But anon on the side wall it'll block the power and on the front (right side in this photo) wall it'll be to close the sink and it'll get in the way and soaked when I do dishes D:
>>18286859

>>18292415
Only acceptable one in this thread desu. Can't believe how most of you people live.

No hood because in my country in these classical buildings cant put it in due to there being a required vent for gas in case of leak, and no dedicated tunnel to put in the vent hood (when this building was built in 1950s it was not a thing anyone thought about).

>>18298384
fridge location

>>18298371
bunch of pigs really

>>18294622
looks comfy as fuck

>>18298384
>>18298389
why not induction then?

>>18290460
*hunger for stew meat intensifies*

>>18298981
I had to open up photoshop to adjust the orientation on this bad boy. I hope this works.

>>18298371
>a small poor person's kitchen
>only acceptable kitchen
Lmfao your life must really suck dick.

>>18298990
timestamp or gtfo

>>18298933
Building hasn't been retrofitted for high voltage line for induction yet. I put in the wires for the future to swap out, but gas for now will do.

>>18299004
it's a bit small but it's not that bad anon. it's a 2-storey townhouse with 3br that I have all to myself.

>t. not pour

>>18299011
That is exceedingly small indeed.

>>18299013
life is nice anon. I had a hugegantic kitchen at my last place, and yes this one is now smaller but I can still cook the way I want

>>18298981
>>18298990
Who else here seasons their stove?

>>18299022
Still, seems very tiny.

>>18299044
what an ugly fucking house

>>18299052
Fuck you that's comfy.

>>18299120
grandma comfy

>>18299052
>>18299123
Where's your house?'

>>18299135
I alreddy posted godammit at least it's not my grandma's house

>>18297636
the difference is that we used the blue 70's kitchen and it sucked. what you don't see was the stupid table that used to be right in the middle of the kitchen. no dishwasher, the only good thing was the location of the oven.

we chose white for our kitchen because it's bright and we like lots of light when cooking.

you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.

>>18297760
I hate oak panel kitchens they scream 90's fad and fake cheap shit.

you just like it because you grew up in it. it's shit.

I really wanted an all stainless kitchen like a restaurant.

>>18299144
My grandparents died years ago and my parents are dying right now, thank you for your concern.

>>18299152
this is the cooking board

>>18297807
we got rid of our garbage disposal they just encourage putting crap down the sink that has no business there.

>>18298990
>>18298981
actual real human bean

>>18297903
It's like 6 dollars for a hand snake to clear the pipe don't be lazy. Clean it now before you risk having the stench of rotten hell fill your apartment.

now here is a comfy house. it recently sold for 950k I would leave this kitchen alone.

4305 W Jupiter Way,
Chandler, AZ 85226

>>18299187
Wtf my last house I rented had a kitchen that looked nearly identical sold for 95k. Is that house on 50 acres or something?

>>18299187
>Chandler,
No

>>18290462
cope

>>18299195
it's in a community that has it's own airport very high class.

>>18299273
That makes sense I avoid those types the same way I roll my windows up driving through baltimore.

bagel at beach

>>18299187
Flint Vanadium steel kitchen knifes. very nice.

>>18299284
south side of chicago... same here.

>>18292451
>>18292465
Lol I was going to say I liked the original counters more but then I saw it was that wrapped wallpaper combo thing, honestly not the worst since it's so easily cleanable but truly dated. The new one looks very clean and nice but it needs some sovl added back since the lighting is so crisp now, I feel like they planned to go white-on-white before they saw it with the new lights. It looks like an apartment kitchen now, albeit a big one.

So they cut out the old stove top and counters under it to put in the new oven? I did the exact same thing to my kitchen. No fridge in the original or is it behind the camera?

Also
>decorative kettle on opposite side of room from stovetop
>opening the dishwasher blocks a doorway
>hip-destroyer 9000 corner on counter in foreground coming from seemingly open floor plan
>horizontal cabinet handles are not flush on their ends and the little arms will grab you by your clothes/the loops of your jeans (I am short)

>>18288546
>I am a dumb retard
>I don't understand how convection works
>I will put a shelf over the top of my radiator
>Checkmate christcucks!!!

Sad

Got laid off due to budget cuts. Have to move back home temporarily at 34... but at least I cook the family here on the daily. Can't complain about that

>>18299144
Yikes

>>18294804
>>18292396
>boring white ikea shit
>replaced stove and didn't get an induction top
at least you had the sense to remove the above-range microwave but even then you left a fucking hole in the wall in its place
what the fuck

>>18299878
>haven't installed the hood yet
oh wait i'm retarded too

>>18295647
I almost never use the opening in the top of the fridge
>>18295671
thanks Anon
>>18297651
I guess they are ok, it's my first one and I love it because is a compact oven (40cm height) very efficient and fast to heat up

>>18298384
I love that ceiling light

>>18291587
SOVL

>>18291940
god I miss being 22

>>18300220
I don't understand why you can't still live like that.

>>18299299
>No fridge in the original or is it behind the camera?
it was sold in an estate sale.

ITT: poor people

>>18299878
>>boring white ikea shit
nope not ikea
>replaced stove and didn't get an induction top
house had electric. electric is shit we had propane installed Itellyuhwhat!

>>18300389
Where at?

>>18300377
>it was sold in an estate sale.
I love estate sales

>>18300393
>electric is shit we had propane installed Itellyuhwhat!
BASED

>>18300402
the filthy kitchens or the ones that looks old.

>>18292451
SOVL
>>18292465
souless

>>18300231
dumb fucking wife

>>18291932
6 million

>>18292392
Boil the fuck outta some lemon and orange peels, maybe Christmas tree cuttings or pine needle too.
It works, unless something died in the walls

>>18300220
I'm 28 and live in a cottage.

Looking at all these pictures makes me want to cry. I moved to a studio and the kitchen is so small and cramped it has taken all the joy out of cooking.

>>18295264
watching a turtle catch and cook as i browse the thread. what a coincidence

>>18300508
>getting married

>>18300754
>living without a bangmaid

>>18294595
I too have this same exact stove and its great. this>>18294600 is definitely a you problem

>>18300791
>is definitely a you problem
I know how to use a stove you fuckin goof

>>18297583
peru, they raise guinea pigs in their houses for food.

>>18294712
Damn. And I thought our particleboard bullshit houses were stupid but it is extremely cheap to modify them.

>>18297285
>why is /ck/ filled with faggot posers
everybody eats, /ck/ is one of the lowest barrier of entry hobby boards. I think only /tv/ is worse

>>18295986
what are you gonna do with all those apples?

>>18299044
God I hate this style so fucking much and I dont even know what its called

hey guys can you post images? this thread has only 57 images!

>>18299044
comfy

>>18300836
Fuck it

>>18292396
Kitchen seems like it would belong to pic rel not that there is anything wrong with that

>>18300964
To where does that door lead? Is that just a "pantry"?

>>18299044
I feel like there is a bag of Werthers originals around here somewhere
Probably some Pepperidge Farms Milano cookies in the kitchen

>>18300964
Island sink big countertop but window shaker. This one's kind of interesting.

>>18301028
Nah I don't like that stuff, I do have many gelato pints in my chest freezer though along with half a cow.

>>18294804
Needs more outlets

>>18301018
Yeah it's just the pantry
>>18301048
It doesn't get hot enough to warrant spending $5000 on a dedicated a/c

>>18300964
I like your skylight, anon. I miss having thems.

>>18301086
Then you're kicking ass and you should be proud.

>>18291940
Sorry about your drinking problem anon

>>18301018

>>18300823
my parents have a big camping trailer from c.2000 and it has the exact same kind of interior

>>18301087
>Skylight
Fuck bro I wish it's just a fluorescent light
>>18301098
Thanks bro

>>18299187
>microwave oven from 1985
Not even complaining, but it's getting harder and harder to find replacement asbestos air filters on eBay.

>>18299187
10-to-1 the previous owners died from a bacterial infection from the seams in those counter tiles

>>18301015
well my wife and I are 60 and 56.

>>18301084
fucking tell me about it! who designs kitchens with all the outlets on the same circuit. people have microwaves, toasters, and electric ovens. (contractors) hey lets put them all on one circuit.

with the amount of butthurt nostalgia (soul soulless) going on in this thread what's going to happen when you mils and zooms get to your 50's? jesus what whiny little shits.

>>18294804
I would make every single one of those outlets GFCI.

>>18301086
>Yeah it's just the pantry
Then, that's the stupidest fucking pantry I've ever seen. It looks like an outhouse. Take the door off maybe?

>>18301292
If I take the door off it would open that space up and make the area look worse, even a glass door would add a depth that wouldn't look right in this kitchen. The house was built in the 90s so none of cabinets go all the way up so you can add more decorations to the kitchen

>>18300964
I have the same color kitchenaid. My granddad bought it bc "gunmetal grey' sounded good to him

>>18292451
Nice. I'd change the handles and repaint the blue to something more bright, but otherwise that looks great.

>>18301480
well the new buyer tore it all down and threw it away.

>>18298981
>>18298990
I choose to believe this is OC.

>>18300139
Thanks, I really love it too! The top of it glows too and lights up the ceiling.

>>18294575
It sucks

>>18292555
wtf is that potatoe thing for anon

>>18292396
theres some kitchen in your clutter

>>18292396
'chocolate fixes everything'
i thought that was instant noodles

>>18286665
i'll get smth better the day i find a good job, M'kay!?

>>18301959
Finally, someone else knows what a piece of shit stove it is. And before someone says it's not the same stove because mine says Kenmore, Kenmore stoves are made by Frigidaire and mine is a rebadged model of this dogshit Frigidaire.

>>18300823
it's called "50+ year old woman that hordes random useless shit but her husband is too much of an old cuck to care anymore"

>>18300701
post picture, I'm: >>18294580 and eventualy got used to have a small kitchen

I fry daily and have no extractor fan so my entire kitchen is covered with a thin layer of grease

>>18292400
is that oven lined with glazed ceramic kurwa?

>>18299285
>bagel at beach
>posts doughnut in the desert
nice try loser

>>18295986
nice floor, is that real wooden slats or some fake thin facade over concrete?

>>18287387
Their entire existence is "russia is going to attack us again". Imagine the US forever stuck in 9/12 mode but we had Gore as president

>>18291587
God as much as I hate this word...
S O U L
O
U
L

>>18300551
kek

>>18291627
Live somewhere that women can afford implants and near enough to a coast where "beach bod" isn't just a resolution that gets forgotten the 2nd week of January

>>18291940
This is $1200/month in NYC

>>18302084
first pay check wont be till 2 weeks later. They'll fuck around getting your details the first week then they'll make it up the next pay cycle.

>>18288944
>being sequenced in 2022
Guess who's in haplogroup F

>>18292392
Maybe>>18296100 but if it's just poorfag stench saturating the place then
Get an air purifier, run it 24/7
Plug-in air fresheners in every room
Put open boxes of baking soda to fill in the gaps between the plugins
Vacuum the fuck out of the place, use a vac that uses bags
Replace the filter on your central air/furnace (don't get the expensive hepa filter ones I promise the unit in your apt isn't designed to power through it)

>>18290460
100% that's from south america

>>18295096
There's plenty of room to put some shelves opposite the stove you don't have to see the tv while you're cooking

>>18297708
How many methlab explosions have occurred in neighboring units since you've lived there? How are you buying frozen diners on EBT?

>>18288546
if it wasnt obvious you lived in an apartment I'd give you high marks. must be an expensive little shithole to have decor that good.

>>18299151
This. If you actually cook regularly and are dropping the money to design your own kitchen there's no reason not to go all stainless for proper cleaning. The kitchen is a utility room, form should follow function

>>18288791
gas range high marks
posting your family on 4chucks sucks and fucks -999 marks.

>>18291587
I hate your cabnets, everything else is okay, really like the splash tiles.

>>18292451
the old one literally just needed different tiles and lighting holy shit.
>>18292465
zoomers are so fucked

>>18294804
>being this much of a basketballist
faggot nothing in that image looks 90s at fucking all. first of all nobody, and I mean NOBODY liked your first image for the shitty cabnets. they all look awful. what people liked about that one was the flowers and table cloth that had matching colors, and the many clearly loved appliances. All of that shit would look better in your mother in laws kitchen with some blue yellow green tiles and back splash to go with that table cloth, and some better lighting to keep the white contrasting nicer with the baby blue.

>>18298990
next time just crop some

>>18292210
maybe from some kinda promotional event with catering

>>18299145
You needed to get rid of a table so you decided to remodel your entire kitchen???
>no dishwasher
Who the fuck needs a dishwasher? You have to rinse your dishes anyway. Dishwashers are literally useless.

>>18299156
How would you cook them then?

>>18302574
all my grandparents also have died god dammit anon

>>18302590
Same here, thanks for the hugs.

>>18302059
thank you we like it.

>>18302066
>i thought that was instant noodles
what? no!

>>18302364
don't know it was $3000

>>18302506
it is 90's the house was built in 1993. all houses at that time got the shitty oak cabinet treatment. oak is ugly as fuck and you are dumb.

>>18302533
no idiot go back and re-read that and the previous posts.

>>18302483
>How many methlab explosions have occurred in neighboring units since you've lived there
None. Mostly older folks who can function properly. My neighbor has lived here since the placed opened up back in the 60s/70s.
>How are you buying frozen diners on EBT
I don't have food stamps. I qualify but I don't bother dealing with getting on them.

Some of you are gross. Clean your homes good lord

>>18302590
>>18302596
Wait until your parents start dying or have terminal illnesses, that's when the real ride begins.

>>18303049
Ha. Too late for me. My dad passed away in 2014. I have no immediate family but my land whale of a sister

>>18301018
>>18301018
It's just door city over there.

>>18303053
My dad is loosing his mind and my mother has a weird autoimmune disorder that is killing her very slowly.
Aging sure is fun.

>>18298389
>>18298384
What's with the puny stove? You're clearly not lacking for space.

>>18303179
It doesn't get better. Just easier to deal with in a sense. Hang in there anon.

>>18291587
ΑΓΝΟ
ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΟ
ΠΡΟΪΩΝ

>>18288568

My mortgage is 760 euros a month, less than a quarter of my take home pay

>>18303378
Meant for
>>18303253

>>18295986
dream kitchen

r8

>>18303691
College student or recently divorced?

>>18288546
I really like this one.

>>18302486
What makes it obvious that this is an apartment?

>>18299144
>fake fireplace

>>18295185
You missed the Simpsons reference you dumb youngster