/ck/ - Food & Cooking

For me, it’s Frankenberry, aka Kinoberry.

But did they change it back to oats instead of corn yet? Oats were/are superior

>>18281614
It’s still cornmeal sadly. Still tastes bretty good though.

>>18281614
>>18281624

I only eat it because I hate it

>family size

>>18281607
I acquired a taste for sugary cereal back in my bulimic days really easy to vomit

>>18281638
I needed the biggest size i am a hardcore fan of scary cereal.
btw frankenberry with redbull as milk is god tier.

>>18281692
Meds

>>18281607
You’re missing one. They brought back frute brute this year.

based

Are they all seasonal? And why is late August their season rather than October?

>>18281607
Fruit Brute bros wwa?

>>18281607
Based, me and the boys usually hit up the vegan cereal bar (soymilk only) on the way home from the barcade, we'll keep an eye out for these new drops. Which would pair best with a pumpkin-spice vanilla milkshake stout?

>>18281607
Corr looks lush mate, would scran

>>18281607
Frankenberry = pink turds
Boo berry = green turds
Count choc = brown turds.

When I was a kid I called my mom be cause I had green shit. Scared me! Very spooky indeed!

>>18281692
kek

>be 9 years old
>move to america
>it's november
>monster cereal still on shelves
>dad, who is halfmerican, wants me to be a typical amerikid
>buys one of each sort
>encourages me to try them
>they're all awful
>refuse to eat any more of them
>he gets super pissed
>i just dump the bowl out and refill it with raisin bran and fuck off to the other room to play vidya gaems
That's my experience with them. Hate them like you wouldn't believe. Also Lucky Charms and likely every other surl with 'shmallo in it. Fuck 'shmallo surl.

Do they still use carcinogenic food coloring? I was so bummed when I found out about that

>>18282232
The same reason they sell Halloween and Christmas decorations side by side in September

>>18282232
Do you even know how retail works retard?

>>18281614
Based old guy

>>18282556
you sound like you were a little shit

based

>>18282568
The retailer sources products from wholesalers and hopes that customers will buy them.

>>18284600
Gold medal winner of the Dumb Olympics

For me it’s cocoa pebbles with half and half instead of whole milk

>>18282556
Your mother was retarded for consenting to move to that shithole. I bet she saw a bunch of movies and bought into the land of opportunity bullshit. Stupid bitch and a traitor to her homeland. Feckless and opportunistic little trollop.

>>18281607
>THEYRE OUT!
So are you, apparently.

>>18281607
i thought this was a 90s nostalgia photo
is it still really legal to sell so much sugar in 1 product in some countries ?

Cereal is better without milk

>>18282232
You sweet summer child

>>18284614
Life cereal with condensed milk. But your idea sounds good

>>18285197
Unff... Oh yeah... Govern me harder, Mister Big Sexy Regulatory Authority...

>>18285259
'cordin' t'that label, if we go by weight, 33% of that shit is added sugar. Fucking cake is typically only 25% sugar or so.

>>18285292
Yeah baby... I know you don't like all... this... sugar...
Tell me I'm an unhealthy little product who shouldn't be on store shelves... Regulate me... So fucking hard...

>>18285309
>Regulate me... So fucking hard...
No.
I'm not the Anon trying to "regulate" anything. Just stating my surprise that Count Chocula is 33% sugar by weight. I don't buy/eat CC, so I had no idea it would be that sugary.

>>18284614
>nigger pebbles

No thanks

Big cereal is LITERALLY promoting gay interracial ass eating WTF

>>18285481
Booty means treasure and you call buttocks booty if they're as good as treasure.

>>18284614
Love me a Cocoa Pebble.

>>18285492
there was a girl in my college japanese class that smelled exactly like fruity pebbles. we called her pebburu-chan

>it's only August
What the fuck horseshit?

>>18285518
Do you even know how retail works retard?

>>18281607
No fruit brute?

>>18285518
Not in Australia. It's February here.

>>18282783
Because I didn't like how Sugar-Blasted 'Betes Bombs taste and opted for a tastier and less sugar-laden alternative? Yeah. I'm an absolute monster.

>>18284622
I told her that often.

>>18285309
>>18285292
>>18285259
Rice Krispies are less than 10% sugar by weight. One of my favourite cereals, too.

These are literally the only cereals I eat. I wait all year, buy one box of each, and then I will not consume cereal again until next autumn. I’m waiting uny October, because it’s just not right to have monster cereals in August.

>>18282556
I hope your dad beat the shit out of you, and then beat the shit out of your mom for birthing a little faggot

>SCARY CEREALS THREAD

Oh! Childrens cartoons on the box?
Eating this shit is why you feel like a girl.
Eating this shit is why you feel like transitioning.
Eating this shit is why you have no shame.
It's the source of your womanly thoughts and feelings.

>>18287289
Lack of shame is really the principle problem.
Good.

Count chocula!!

>>18281607

>>18287289
But if you don't eat it, you and your mother should be victims of domestic violence so what can ya do?

>>18281607
TO THE STORE

>>18281648
Hot

Scareeal

>>18282556
If I was at a kid's house and he had marshmallow cereal or other shit like that, I automatically judged him and his family as garbage people and thought of them as a lesser beings. Doubly so if it wasn't even name brand cereal.

>>18281607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY5C0hhp5fU

For me? Kinoberry.

>>18282556
>refill it with raisin bran
How the fuck were you an old man at 9?

>>18288084
FOHWTBS.
Raisin bran is the kitty's titties.

>excited to taste fruit brute after missing it that one year it came back
>tastes like fucking cough syrup

I just want to say that they shouldn’t have brought back frute brute. It’s the worst flavor.

>>18281607
Why does Count Chocula look less like a Vampire and more like a fucking Sasquach

I was in Walmart earlier today and I found this shit, it might have had a different design since this picture was on Amazon but I did see the Halloween crunch today

>>18288473
Oops! All spooks!

>>18281607
How does anyone eat this shit? It's way too scary. I'm not bringing a bunch of terrifying monsters into my house.

>>18281607
for me its Hidden Treasures

>>18288515
I begged for those as a kid, and I soon regretted it when my mom finally caved.

>>18288494
You need to be a little bit... damaged.

>>18288526
yeaaaa
Never trust a cereal whos mascot looks like they're about to diddle your asshole

>>18282556
>Raisin bran
Lol, this kid literally shit himself at school.

>>18288534
kek

>>18281607
couple things, why did they redesign them to look like they were all killed and turned into fuzzy felt. Also why does count chocula look like the gay pedophile from family guy

There isn't a single person on the planet that likes this shit

>>18288921
I like those, then again I don't live on the planet

>>18288921
Fuck you i like those

>>18288921
This is the kind of cereal that I would always tell myself I don’t like, but whenever it would end up in the house as a kid, I would eat it and wonder why I thought I didn’t like it, and then when it was gone, the cycle would repeat and I would believe I didn’t like it for some reason. There are various foods I do this with.

>>18288084
Idk bruh. I've been an old man my entire life, it seems.

>>18288539
Nah.
Pissed myself, though. Twice. Once in highschool.

>>18290620
Based school pants pisser

>>18281607
oh good, they have one for furries...

>>18290869
Guess it'll be knotlicious then

>>18282301
i guess you could say you were

scared shitless

>>18290869
>>18281607
I get Chocula and Franken Berry having X'ed out eyes and even Boo Berry since they're all technically dead and that's a way to denote being dead or unconscious in western cartooning, but why in the shitting fuck of a cunt does the werewolf also have X'ed out eyes? Is it a zombie werewolf? Was he once a living werewolf who was zombified or once a zombie who was werewolf-ied?

>>18292035
It can also represent being zonked out on drugs.

>>18292043
I can see that. So Choc, Frank and Boo are all dead while the werewolf is just tripping balls, then?

>>18281607
i like homo berry
NOT BECAYSE IM A HOMO THO!

>>18292070
Probably all tripping. That would also explain their outlines going fuzzy.

>>18292076
Yeah, I was wondering about the fuzz, too. Frank, Boo and werewolf I can understand cuz electricity, he's a ghost and he's a fuzzball, respectively, but vampires, even chocolate-y ones, are not typically thought of as fuzzy and can't be explained away so easily.

>>18281607
Not by me anon. Every year I have to go around to about 5 different stores to find them, one year a store will have it then wont stock it the next and every time I find them some asshole already took every box of Count Chocula.

>>18284622
it's true; this country is horrible. please never come here, even on vacation.

>>18288564
it's a collaboration with some "artist" named KAWS, he's famous for just drawing skulls and crossbones with x's on their eyes

I can’t find Fruit Brute anywhere

>>18293286
Same. I checked 6 different stores and all I can find is the other 4. I’m convinced Fruit Brute was made in way fewer quantity than the rest at this point.
>t. west coast usa

>>18292035
>>18292043
>>18292070
>>18292076
>>18292086
Deepest lore

>>18282556
>move to America

for what purpose

>>18284622
calm down there little guy, you will never experience a relationship if you dont stop

>>18281607
Who buys this shit? I don't want to spend my mornings being terrorized by ghastly monsters.

>>18284622
you mad?

>>18293286
>>18294146
https://www.amazon.com/Frute-Brute-Breakfast-Cereal-15-8/dp/B09WDB1FYJ/ref=sr_1_6?crid=2LWPU6FU10CFG&keywords=fruit+brute&qid=1661780128&rdc=1&sprefix=frute+brute%2Caps%2C81&sr=8-6

you can find it there. Just depends on how comfortable you are with ordering cereal from Amazon

>>18288084
raisin bran ironically has more sugar than captain chocula

>>18293286
>>18294146
It’s at my local Acme in Philly. It’s easily the worst flavor, though. I can see why they stopped making it for 20 years.

>>18294403
omg thank you. please help get the word out: DO NOT move here!

>>18292131
>>18294921
Yeah. We know. Shut up.

>>18285351
>this much sugar should be illegal
>what??? I didn’t say I want it regulated ;)))
Hang yourself you disingenuous fuck

>>18284622

bump

>>18294966
you are not a very smart

>>18286771
Buy it now. It's not like it'll go bad in the 33ish days between now and October. This way, you know you have it, in case it disappears for some reason.

>>18294996
Do you really not understand that >>18285197 and >>18285351 are two different people? Not only are their writing styles entirely different but ffs, >>18285351 even said he wasn't the other guy because >>18285351/>>18285292 is me and I ain't >>18285197

>>18294700
Added sugar or naturally occuring? Either way, that would surprise me.

>>18297137
>Do you really not understand that >>18285197 and >>18285351 are two different people? Not only are their writing styles entirely different but ffs, >>18285351 even said he wasn't the other guy because >>18285351/>>18285292 is me and I ain't >>18285197
All that was meant for >>18294966 not >>18294996

>>18296824
I also am not a very smart, either as well too.

>>18294700
Just looked it up. 12g sugar per 43g raisin bran vs 12g per 36g.
It's not a lot less, but less is less.

>>18290797
Yup. Got called Pampers for a whole semester until this guy Steve got caught jerking off in health class. Then he became known as "Sticky" and my nickname faded away.

>>18294403
Dad's job moved him back to the US.

My favorite cereal, chuds need not reply

>>18299365
I had a grain free cereal once. Udi's or Uli's or some ridiculous name like that. Hated it. After trying it, I quickly figured out why it was discounted 90%.

>>18299365
Fag.

>>18290869
Based.

>>18294734
Shut up, you Philthy degenerate.

>>18284614
the cereal to milk ratio on these is very important

>>18299365
>tell me you're a late genx/millenial with more money than sense without telling me you're a millenial with more money than sense.