/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Wasn't his the size of a Samoans arm? And we would have that every day.

>>18270141
No. His last meal was four scoops of ice cream and six chocolate chip cookies
https://www.mashed.com/660359/this-was-elvis-presleys-last-meal/

Gd- I Keep... Goddamnit I keep on telling you. It wasn't me. He got addicted. I got tired of the empty fame and he was the best impersator I'd met. I lost the contract in a barbeque incident, and he killed himself because he just liked the temptation a bit too much. Now I'm stuck in this god forsaken retirement home with crazies who think they're cowboys or can't remember their children.

>>18270141
He probably died cos of alcoholism. Even once phone to Jimmy carter drunk once.

>>18270141
pretty sure he died because he had 30 pounds of shit in his colon from being so constipated from drug use

>>18270168
He literally had like 30 lbs of shit in his system. At that point, you would think it would need to be surgically removed, but the ammount of toxins alone seem dangerous. He had been abusing opiates, and it had been interacting with other drugs. They did do toxicology. He was on way more shit than George Floyd.

>>18270168
>Even once phone to Jimmy carter drunk once
I don't blame him. Could you imagine having to experience the horror of talking to an idiot like Carter sober?

>>18270151
Absolutely kino movie

>>18270151
Got way more emotions out of that movie than I thought I would.

is the sandwich good though?

>>18270569
Depends on how cooked the bacon is. If it isn't crunchy the texture is a bit too mushy. Flavor profile is decadent to say the least. I prefer the monte cristo over it as far as that genre of sandwich but it's not bad for a once a year kind of indulgence.

>>18270141
He would eat an entire loaf stuffed with a jar of peanut butter, a jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. Each half of the loaf was toasted in a full stick of butter as well as the bacon cooked in it too. A fool’s gold loaf is estimated to be between 6,000-8,000 calories and Elvis ate this sandwich multiple times a day

>>18270662
What did him in was the after dinner mint

>>18270182
>He was on way more shit than George Floyd
What, so he had two or three corrupt, racist cops on him? Think a bit and rephrase, retard.

>>18270186
Billy couldn't handle it

>>18270674
no, he was drugged out of his mind, same as george floyd. not that hard to get.

>>18270674
no, his phrase made perfect sense, it's just clashing with the media programming you've incorporated into your personality.

>>18270168
Carter said he was stoned not drunk. Elvis was a pill head not a drunk
https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/music/1286831/Elvis-Presley-President-Jimmy-Carter-phone-call-Elvis-death/

>>18270144
His sandwiches were huge. He needed to cut down on his portions. Eat your garbage food just don’t eat that much of it

>>18270674
>amerishart instantly defending one of negroes he worships
Peak muttland culture.

>>18270141
>Did Elvis really die on the shitter after eating this?
No.
there was just a story where he flew across the country and bought like 100 of these from a place in denver. he didn't eat them all the time he just ate a LOT of them at once.
he died from drugs like most celebrities do

>>18270877
he deserved it, he was the freaking king

>>18270674
>What, so he had two or three corrupt, racist cops on him? Think a bit and rephrase, retard.

>>18270867
This. He died high on the shitter after a lifetime of pill abuse. OP's picture was just his favorite type of sandwich.

>>18270141
he died of drugs
having the munchies was just a side effect

>>18271056
so it wasn't actually his favourite sandwich, he just ate a lot of it once?

>>18270146
Four? FOUR SCOOPS OF ICECREAM?!?!

>>18271270
buddy 2016 was 6 years ago. god you election tourists are fucking braindead

>>18271278
Relax pal he was just trying to make you laugh

>>18271270
Yes and six chocolate chip cookies!

>>18271278
Trump won
Cope libtard

>>18270141
Yeah, it was the sandwich, not the fist full of barbiturates and amphetamines, he washed down with a bottle of scotch.

>>18270141
The ones he ate were like 3000 calories per sandwich that he had multiple times a day, none of the recreations actually make it the way he ate it.

Elvis's problem was that his manager kept pumping him full of drugs to keep him performing, leading to a really really fucked up body. On top of that no doctor in America would go near him because they didn't want to get sued in case something went wrong.

>>18271278
>funny meme reference not at all taking a side on anything
>waaahhh election tourists

>>18270674
Blm