/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18254364
It's not bread. Also food is about nutrition, flavour, and textcha.

Nutrition:
>6
Flavour
>0-10 depending
Textcha
>10

If you hate cous cous I reckon it's only a matter of trying different flavours, you see that's essentially the only part susceptible to user error

>>18254364
its pasta dumb cunt. would you cook spaghetti and get pissy about it being strandslop? are you not cooking it in chicken stock with butter?

>>18254364
Couscous BTFO the FUCK out of rice and stuff if you make a goood meat to put on it. Make fried salmon in oil and butter with garlic, dill pepper and lemon then pour all the juices over couscous and top with the meat. FUCKING kino.

>>18254592
alright anon alright don't get overexcited jesus

>>18254592
I would rather just have more salmon and skip the couscous. Its just cheap filler food.

>>18254364
>>it's bread but wet and bland
yes, that's what pasta is

>>18254610
pasta at least comes in fun shapes that make my day better

>>18254639
anon if you hate cous cous then maybe you shouldn't be the OP of the cous cous thread

>>18254648
yes because i want people to hate it like i do

>>18254652
That's not going to happen

>>18254364
>eat it with a spoon
only fat people do this.

>>18254707
Actually anon I happen to be a fatty and I eat it with TWO spoons

>>18254364
some people eat this shit EVERY SINGLE DAY. can you imagine living like that? the horror, the horror...

>>18254367
>Textcha
>>10
I hate the texture of couscous. It doesn't have a satisfying soft starchy bite to it like rice or pasta. It's just kinda grainy and mealy and makes your mouth feel dry.

>>18254764
i someone forcing you to eat cous cous anon I don't understand what's happening here

add herbs and vegetables

>>18254364
I love Israeli couscous. It's like regular couscous, but a more refined higher quality version than what their neighbors serve.

the flavoured instant ones are really nice 2bf
one of the best meals I recall ever making was a throw-together thing I made one time with oven chips, some grilled chicken and curry sauce then with a serving of some cheap 'hot & spicy' instant couscous from lidl resting on it
trashy but tasty as all fuck. didn't make it again though lest I became addicted to it

>>18256015
fuck your jewish psyop couscous
that's just small pasta

>>18254364
Funny thing is I know a few people who avoid it because they think it's some weird food for health nuts, but I don't know any health nuts who think it's particularly healthy. It just tastes nice.

>>18254367
>Nutrition:
>>6
Imagine still believing in the food pyramid anymore.

i love couscous with potatoes and carrots and zucchinis and onions what else?
i hate israeli couscous it's gummy and disgusting poop

In maghreb region we steam couscous instead of boiling it like rice/pasta

>>18256906
I never said anything about the food pyramid. The need for nutrition is the reason you get hungry.

>>18256932

>>18254364
The point is that I want to slather my cum all over my coworker. Fucking Lauren, I wanna cum in you so bad.

>>18256944
now this is food

>>18254364
what is this, quinoa?

>>18254714
I prefer to use a straw

>>18254364
this movie sucks donkey dick btw, don't fuck with it unless you got 3 hours to spend waiting for a belly dance scene at the very end, or you really really love human examples of a Sylvain Chomet cartoon male. it's all about couscous and fish.

>>18256990
It's cous cous. Tiny pasta almost the size of sand. If you fucking boil it you are a godless heathen. You should steam it while sticking your caloused manly hands in the hot mixture, ignoring the pain, rubbing and breaking up the pasta while it cooks.

>>18257262
Why? Just fry it in butter for a bit then put in enough boiled water for it to absorb. The couscous doesn't care that the water never rose to steam.

>>18254367
It has no nutrition, just like rest of grainshit/carbshit

>>18254367
>textcha

what 3rd world are u from mate?

>>18257636
New Zealand

my order?

>chicken and lamb doner plate
>spicy couscous
>white rice
>onions
>garlic sauce
>sweet sauce

yeah im thinking the arabs know their kinos

>>18257632
That's why grains were staple food for centuries, yeah.

>>18257712
For the peons, yes.

>>18257723
There was investigation about medieval English nobles, comes out their diet aside feasts was similar to peons one.
I doubt any noble those times ate better than average modern human.

>>18254592
>kino
you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means

>>18257751
Anyone knows what is kino, anon
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kino_(band)

>>18254364
hipster rice
same with quinoa

>>18254364
it would taste pretty good if you were starving in the gulag or freezing in russian winter as the french retreat from moscow

>>18254364
I kind of like it.
Not something I get very often, but it breaks the monotony of rice all the time.

>>18254764
t. never had cous cous done right

Why isn't there couscous but bigger? I mean like meatball big.

>>18258153
Meatghetti and pastaballs? Interdasting.

>>18258153
That's called bun

>>18254367
Commonwealth moment

>>18258172
what does this mean

>>18258153
This makes me think of falafel
Or maybe a large bean

>>18254364
I just view it as extra small rice.

>>18258194
four states that are actually 'commonwealths'
buddy is just jealous he lives in a part of the country that is no longer american.

>>18258526
there's also the Bri'ish Commonwealth of Nations so I didn't know which he meant

I'm from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts but I live in Australia so I guess either way he's right but idunno what he meant

>>18258572
>>18258194
Learn to spot misspellings like flavour etc.

>>18258937
Flavour isn't a misspelling.

>>18258984

>>18259028
What language are you speaking?

>>18259028

>>18258984
What a dishonest defense to an artificially inflated letter count version of proper English. One step away from full blown Ebonics.

>>18259056
Not an argument. What language are you speaking? Answer the question, amigo.

>>18259028
No mate. It says boards.4channel.org.
You got shit in your eyes or something?

>>18254364
You don't eat it bland. Eat it like >>18233781 or >>18233798

>>18259073
Not BrEn
>>18259094
Back to the quarantine camp, cunt.

>>18259099
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=BrEn
You don't speak in machine gun? I should hope not (although honestly I wouldn't be surprised, all things considered). What language do you speak, though?

You do realize you can season it, right?