/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18239813
I had thai peanut sauce navy beans over baked potatoes. Tasted great. Good cheap nourishing food.

>>18239813
Fish with fruit and cherry juice

>>18239813
Tacos al Gringo.
Ground beef seasoned to fuck and back with adobo, cumin, and white pepper
Rice and black beans with lime/cilantro
Shredded mexi cheese
Taco bell fire sauce
On a flour tortilla and shoved into my fat face

Not fancy or impressive, but it hits the spot

>>18239813
pork belly and garlic chive stir-fry over rice

Went to Da Giovanni's. Sorry Artie but your bread belongs in the bread museum.

>>18239813
microwaved nachos with a couple of jarred jalepenos

>>18239813
I had 2 pb&js, half gallon of milk, and most of a bag of chips

Thai green curry with chicken on rice.

>>18239813
Home made fried rice using left over roast pork (even frying the rice in pork fat). Would recommend bros

>>18239813
Rice Soup probably

I got a seven pack of petit sirloins for $11

Steak dinner for the past few days

>>18239813
I made Buffalo wings tonight. Tangy, spicy, hit the spot.

Chicken drumsticks and rice.

smoked herring on toast with with cream cheese mixed with garlic and dill. I bought a dozen tins of herring and eating one a day. shit's good.

>>18240270
forgot the picture

>>18239813
currently making a beef stew. it's been going about an hour. will go another couple.

>>18240276
A picture really wasn't necessary.

>>18240276
Looks like a pile of vomit on toast

>>18239813
pasta with beans washed down with yogurt drink and a dr. pepper

>>18239813
Fried spam with two buttered loaves, along with a cucumber and a tomato. It's surprisingly comforting.

>>18239813
I don’t feel like typing it all out because it doesn’t really have a name

>>18240460
Sounds nice. recipe?

>>18239813
I made some ghetto chicken pasta noodle salad. 400 cals of pasta, 500grams of air fried chicken breast, some lettuce.
Homemade dressing made with random shit in my fridge. Chick fil'a sauce, this garlic sauce, mayonnaise, lemon, olive oil, salt, pepper. It was passable, but not really worth it. 4/10 would not make again.

YEAh, so what?

spilled thirty gallons of water on my keyboard

>>18239813
I'm having a tender to the bone slab of ribs with torso milk from a dead camel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_KYPZbbty0

>>18240446
Yeah i'll admit it doesn't look good but it's packed with protein and vitamins and tastes delicious especially with the cream cheese n dill

>>18240294
update: it was really fucking good.

>>18240598
Post pic

>>18240512
That looks like it's way more hassle than it's worth just to eat sand horse.

>>18240608
no u

>>18240608
the leftovers already in the fridge, plus it's just brown stew.

>>18239813
Chef Boy Artie

>>18239813
I intended to have a burrito with some brisket I smoked earlier but ended up working a 12-hour shift and eating nothing at all.
I'm having a beer, though. That's kind of like eating food.

>>18240512
>Wrap-All
>not Saharan Wrap

Chicken tenders since I'm practicing frying. But I don't know a good dredge mix to use.

>>18239813
i made enchiladas this weekend and I'm having leftovers. Might disassemble and put into a crunchy taco shell, or make into nachos. haven't decided yet.

I decided to try out a keto diet for a bit. I have some chicken thighs that I'm going cook with some rosemary, white wine, chicken stock and cream. For sides I'm going to make ricotta mashed cauliflower and some roasted brussell sprouts with pancetta and balsamic vin

>>18242638
Wine and beer are full of sugar they will bring you out of ketosis. Might be ok if you just put a drop for flavour but I wouldnt want to have it lying around the house while doing keto id end up drinking it (that is of course If I still drank which I dont so I wouldnt buy wine in the first place)

Aged t bone with greek sald and buttered sourdough

>>18239813
Caprese salad because there was some fresh mozzarella in fridge, red ripe tomatoes & basil I found growing in a parking lot, some red wine vinegar and evoo from southern Greece. It sort of hit the spot and its fuckin summer time, fuck firing up the oven or stovetop, but I guess firing up the bbq grill will be ideal if I weren't a useless lazy retard, there's always tomorrow.

>>18239813
Innovasion Family Sized Orange Chicken
Innovasion Family Sized Fried Rice
Big Tossed Salad

It's chinese night in the midwest and we found out Innovasion > The Ole Dirty Chinese Place

>>18239813
Hamsteak, green beans, taters. Simple as.

>>18239813
I've already met my calorie goal for the day so I'm not having dinner.

>>18242999
I've been on OMAD for years and am very comfortable with it, but if I have a meal any earlier than dinner my appetite comes back after a few hours and it's torture.
It's dinner only or nothing with me.

>>18239813
Spaghetti bolognaise but the sauce went bad 2 months ago. Still ate 2 servings thoough.

>>18242992
>That episode of TPB where Ray invites Bubbles over for Lamb steaks and mashed potatoes
>Then a few moments later it turns to Ham steaks
>Then when he turns up it's fried Bologna
>Mfw

>>18239813
It was a szechuan stir fry with chicken shallots bell pepper water chestnuts green onions(idk why) and the star of the show, some old ass mushrooms that were 40% off a week and a half ago.

Stuffed pita, jalapeño poppers, and stuffed mushrooms.

I put some chicken in the oven for 50 minutes then out it back in there for another 50 minutes but this time with broccoli, carrots, tomatoes, onions, potatoes and a bunch of seasoning

Little cousins came over so I made pesto pasta, baked salmon, mac and cheese, some chicken quesadillas, sauteed spinach, and carrot slivers in vinegar. Fed them, me, and my parents.
I like making a few different things for them to eat buffet style, as well as have leftovers for a couple of days. It sounds like a lot of work but it really isn't because those are all piss easy.

>>18239813
>DO ME THE RESPECT
Sirs!
Good morning.

Buffalo wings but the chicken is just a sliced up breast instead

>>18245307
You actually missed the reference, anon?
How old are you?
You have to be 40+ to post on /ck/

>>18239813
i had the sopranos cookbook
it's narrated by "artie bucco" but has 3 different writers.
at least it included the rabbit recipe from season 6

>>18245373
Watch a lot of television, do you?

>>18245384
no, yoda. just sopranos

>>18245390
>yoda
Watch a lot of Hollywood kikery, do you?

>>18239813
Smash burgers and some homemade fries

>>18239841
how much do you weigh tublard boy?

I made Scheweinehaxe with beer sauce and German potato salad, I also had young cabbage with a vinegar dressing. Haven't made it before but it turned out great, the crackling was perfect. I'm semi-competent at reading German so I used only German information and recipes and it turned out much better than when I've used English language recipes.

>>18240276
uuummm dem deenz

>>18240512

>>18240522
>>18245904

Crack chicken casserole

Steak with different sides

>>18239813
black bean burritos with cheese, avacado, and salsa

>>18245884
420 Freedom Units

Linguine

Nigger I just ate a bowl of fruity pebbles and then a jack links hot stick with doritos, smoked a cig and drank some rc cola. Do I sound like some dinner eating fool to you?

Not feeling too good today. Just made me some beef flavored maruchen ramen.
Thawing some chicken out for tomorrow. Hoping to make something stir fry-ish with chicken, reheat some white rice and maybe some of the black beans I have in the fridge too. Might boil a couple of potatoes - eat half of one tomorrow and some more throughout the rest of the week.

>>18239813
Just leftovers from this morning
Seasoned country style potatoes, topped with a few eggs
Was lazy or I would have fried up some onions and peppers to dress the taters first
But it gets me by

My gf has an upset stomach so rice made with vegetable stock topped with baked salmon smothered in olive oil mixed with lemon juice, garlic, salt, pepper, and Italian spices. Lemon slices on top. Made her sleepy time tea with some honey so she can get enough sleep for work tomorrow. Also lemon slices on top of the salmon. It was juicy as faurk.

Tomato and spinach balsamic pasta made with garlic and tagliatelle. It was great.

>>18246438
What kind of sauce is that?

lil bit of beef stroganoff

>>18239813
Nothibg

>>18239813
I dont know what dinner is until I start making it.

>>18239813
Jesus, OP, I haven't even had lunch yet. I don't know what I'll be having for dinner, please don't shoot me.

>>18239813
Baked spicy sausages, buckwheat with soy sauce and hondashi, now making cucumber salad.

>>18239813
Artie, qu'est-ce que c'est, man? food machine broken?

Bangers and mash.

>>18248076
Raspberry Kool-Aid and nerds

>>18239813
Muesli with almonds, cranberries, and sliced bananas.

someone else is cooking for me, just like every day :)

>>18239813
Burgers on the grill

>>18242966
Gotta admit, Innavasion is pretty damn good.

>>18239813
I had leftovers from last night's dinner. Homemade garganelli with a sausage and spinach cream sauce served alongside roasted cherry tomatoes and grapes with a slice of homemade asiago bread.

>>18239813
Kraft dinner and hotdogs
Poured some rotten milk in by accident but still ate it

>>18252609
For the pasta, make a normal pasta dough. Roll it thin and cut into 1.5-2" squares. Roll these on a gnocchi board with a dowel to create ribbed tubes. Allow to dry so they maintain their shape and don't flatten out after cooking.
For the sauce, sear ground Italian sausage in a hot pan with a drizzle of olive oil until browned. Add finely chopped green onion and red bell pepper along with a pinch of salt. Saute until fragrant. Deglaze with a cup of white wine; reduce. Add half a cup of chicken broth and a few big handfuls of spinach. Cover and allow the spinach to wilt, stir occasionally. Add half a cup of heavy cream and half a cup of plain whole fat Greek yogurt. Stir to combine. Cook pasta in salted water. Drain and add to sauce, tossing and stirring to coat.
For the roasted fruit, preheat the oven to 450. In a cast iron pan place 1:1 ratio of seedless red grapes and cherry tomatoes. Drizzle with olive oil, season with salt and pepper, toss to coat. Roast for 20-30 minutes until fruit is wrinkly and leaking juices into the pan. Serve on top of or alongside pasta.

>>18239813
peanut butter

Some yogurt, a little bit of chicken, and a coffee milk. I'm getting over a GI bleed and wasn't hungry.

cottage cheese, cheese, crackers, and a bit of cornbread on the side

>>18253854
pic related is the salmon

>>18239813
sir, it's nine in the morning
i got a za in the fridge because I'm not cooking tonight. but I'm going to cook tomorrow.
i bought some mozzarella and Doritos and I was going to do an experiment to see if I can make Doritos mozzarella sticks.
alternatively, i have some Udon. I could make Katsudon for dinner tomorrow night.
i also got some beef ribs so I could make some good old southern bbq. as i southerner, i know it's a sin to put sauce on ribs, but I'm going to do a little experiment and put sauce on half. i came up with an Asian Southern fusion bbq sauce. Plum sauce and ketchup. It's delicious.
also I bought condensed milk, if I want some sweets I will make tres leches. Have evaporated milk and normal milk too.
Also, I've been eyeing a can on chili beans all month until I got paid. I bought some santita's and I'm going to make some chili nachos eventually.
I also have a recipe for a type of stir fry, I guess I would call it. I put some butter in the pan, some garlic, and then sautee it. Then I get some pork tenderloin and chop it up and add it in. In a separate pot, perhaps a few hours before the pork, I pit and chop up cherries. Then I put them in a pan with a bit of sugar. Then I make kind of a cherry jam or preserves, if you will. Then I add this to the pork and add a little Pantai chili paste. It's god tier.
I also have some tofu, if I run out of meat I'll make something yummy with it. Not a vegan, just enjoy tofu.
I just got new flour, thinking of making some dough and making flatbread. Then I could use some meat or tofu and season it with dill, garlic powder, onion powder, cumin, oregano, paprika and salt. So I can have some tasty little gyro like things. I just figured out how to roll the bread extra flat too. Take aluminum foil or wax paper. Two sheets. Then you take a little ball of dough and put it between the sheets and roll it out. If done right, it should come off the paper easy. Then you just throw them in a pan.
Ran out of space.

>>18239813
Bison burger w fries most likely.

>>18240004
Looks tasty but any chance of a vegetable?

>>18244362
He called them “new foundland steaks”

>>18240496
A classic.

warm beer and cigarettes

Dinner

>>18256503
My brother how do you bite this?

>>18256503
is that scrabble?

>>18256516
I sort of just squish it down and go for it but you can also just cut it in half with a knife

>>18256523
Good spotting yes indeed it is. Fun game, but also a bit silly as it tends to rewards you on tile placements and not actually on good words

>>18239813
My dinner won't be until like 11pm. But it will most likely be making some microwave tasty bite Indian. I'm thinking the channa masala with the tandoori rice.

>>18239813
I haven't decided yet. Please help me decide.

>>18239813
i'll be making Rotel dip with ground chicken instead of beef because I don't have beef, I have chicken

>>18256503
Those potatoes are horrendous.

>>18256624
Cabbage and potatoes.

>>18239813
Left over minestrone. It was ok, I’ve definitely done better

>>18256707
I went with panko chicken and potatoes. Didn't have any cabbage.

>>18240522
https://youtu.be/zNsDDYY-C-o

>>18245884
As much as your mom.

This. Mine tasted great but wasn't really worth photographing as the sear on the chicken was pretty light. I swapped the olives out for banane peppers and also observed the standard guidelines for frying aromatics and building other layers. I don't like how he just dumps everything in without cooking off the moisture in the mushrooms and so on, or cooking down dried herbs and tomato paste.

>>18239813
Beef fried rice wif eggs, vegetable mix and green onions; added black pepper, salt, green chillis, vinegar and soy sauce for flavs

>>18239813
Fistful of gabagool, straight from the fridge

>>18257502
>close up liquor store at 11pm
>manlet with coke red face and bloodshot eyes walks into store
>tfw forgot to lock front door (decent side of town, familiar customer no worries)
>he stops at the front door dumbfounded
>i apologize and mention i'm of coursed closed
>his face and brain can't process the confusion
>i have to ask him to leave because he wants to stand at the door asking to get one thing
>apologize again and say no
>he goes in for a handshake as i approach him from the counter to motion towards locking my doors
>starts squeezing my hand as hard as he can
>i effortlessly squeeze to match him
>he starts straining his muscles to squeeze even harder
>vid related is playing the entire time
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6JsCnK1Z-M
some people quite literally are looking to just get themselves shot for no good reason. remember to lock your doors boys!

>>18257468
All it was missing was cabbage.

Potato and leek soup with a bacon and mayo sandwich.

>>18257827
Man imagine if you had fried cabbage on that sandwich.

Fusilli al ferretto with amatriciana sauce.