/ck/ - Food & Cooking

is it really that hard to come up with an original thread

you'd probably die

>>18239374
unfortunately yeah I probably could. I'd be incredibly uncomfortable full though, especially with 4 sodas. I'd much rather eat picrel, for me wendys is so so much better than mcds. unless I'm really specifically wanting mcds I go wendys every time. mcds nugs are top tier based though

>>18239399
Worse yet, a McD thread probably died for this

>>18239374
3 doubles and one single burger, god that is annoying
also fuck fatties

>>18239374
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>18239374
Oh look, my mid-afternoon snack!

>>18239374
The soda would be the hardest part.

>>18239374
top right only has one patty

>>18239569
>American eye exam

>>18239561
I drink maybe 1 or 2 small cups of soda a week and if I tried to drink that much coke I'd get a really sore stomach and would blast it all out of my ass within an hour.

Once you free yourself from hfcs addiction, it really opens your eyes to how toxic a lot of this shit is. We're just slowly accustomed to it since we were kids.

>>18239516
do you have the one of the gal with cerebral palsy making pancakes

>>18239412
make those spicy nuggs and it's over

>>18239374
I definitely don't think I could physically put that much food in my body. Thats enough for 4 people to each get a drink, a double QP, 5 nugs, and half of a container of fries. I'm pretty fat but trying to eat all of that in 1 sitting just sounds like hubris to me

No. (And that's a good thing)

>>18239578
it's sugar bro, it doesn't matter whether it's fructose or not....
i agree with you though, sugar is terrible for you and it's addictive and should be regulated.

>>18239374
I don't think I could ever eat McDonald's. The one I worked at would leave patties out for upwards to a full hour before serving. The quarter-pounders would sit for less but still sometimes it was over 9 minutes.

>>18239374
Hell the fuck no I'd throw up so bad

>>18239804
I genuinely don't understand how some people can be so sensitive towards food. The patties were held for an hour and that's a immediate dismissal for you? I mean of the vast number of reasons to not eat mcdonald's, this seems like it would be low on the list. It's like the taco bell giving you shits meme, guess some of you have terrible intestinal heath

>>18239374
why is this fucking garbage posted every other fucking day?

>>18239516
god damn the human body is morbidly amazing

>>18240086
Because it works, didn't it?

>>18239374
I could cram it easily

>>18240089
That's not a human, that's a demon. I unironically believe this

>>18240100
just curious, why do you think it's a demon?

>>18239404
I eat that every day, and yet here I am.

>>18240167
The absolute lack of humanity. We both saw that webm. It takes legitimate and concentrated effort to become that repulsive. At that point, the label of human is redacted and must be reclassified. As an english speaker, the only appropriate term for this effort is demonic

>>18240190
so "lack of humanity" = "demon", may be you are retarded of some sort?

either way, pray to your god, you silly subhuman.

>>18240208
Yeah I'm sure I'm retarded but it can't be denied that that thing in the referenced webm is something inhumane

>>18240190
>>18240225
it seems like you're saying her fatness is a result of being influenced by a demon instead of being an actual demon

>>18239374
No chiefly because I would vomit on even a single bite of those burgers, remove everything except the meat, cheese and ketchup and add an extra patty to each and I might be able to manage, i'm not overly keen on chicken nuggets either but I could probably force it down

I do have a straw to drink with right?

>>18240287
This is kinda splitting hairs as I see it. Whatever happened to that person is demonic. Whether born a demon or possessed the result is the same. It's really sad, and it breaks my heart that such a creature exists

>>18239374
I'm always full with two burgers one complement and a drink

>>18239374
Who tf couldn't? I'm not even a fatty but I could smash this easy.

>>18239374
Probably yes, but only if I replaced the coke with water.

>>18239516
Just how many calories per day do you need to keep that up? That's insane.
>>18239374
For the 1500$ challenge it was supposed to be, yeah. Never otherwise. Keep the sodas and fries for the end and start with the nugs.

Yes, less the drinks.

Why?
I only need one hamburger.

>>18239374
i could chow this shit easily after a long day and a smoke
thread is full of twinks

>>18239374
The soda would be tough, but everything else would be easy. Room for dessert, even.

>>18239374
do amerifats really?

>>18239404
>all that potassium
They use that much KCl salt and still have sodium levels that fucking high? Jesus Christ. How much salt do they use?

>>18239412
'ndy's is the only fast food 'urger I can eat without getting violently sick after

>>18241386
See a doctor.

>>18239374
could i even afford the price of it all? no...

>>18239399
to me the disappointing thing is for all these shitposts not even a single anon has actually gone and done it, fucking $25 worth of food to make a memepost and instead we get rehashed ad garbage from last year

>>18239374
if i was really hungry, i think i could finish two burgers and one order of fries

i'm not really big on burgers, after the first two bites, all i can taste is poorly seasoned cow