/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Template here

>implying i can be arsed to make it look good too

>>18231757
I can respect all of this

>>18231886
Even the American style scrambled eggs?

>>18231564
>worst cuisine
>american
You're an idiot.
>favorite fast food
>burgers
You're a double idiot.

>>18232570
Burgers come from Germany. Americans do like to cook them a lot, but that doesn't make them American. Sorry, facts don't care about your feelings

>>18232550
I don't think they're the thing I'd take offense to on the chart to be honest, they look pretty decent to me. The deep dish pizza is probably the biggest travesty on that chart.

>>18232570
If you think you can do better, make a chart pal

>>18231564
>>18231568
This is such a fucking eyesore to read.
>>18232608
>Burgers come from Germany.
Burgers in the form you chose come from the US. Dishes like frikadeller or hamburger rundstück might have been the original, but they're nowhere near the same. The modern burger on a bun got back-imported from the US.
You're right. Facts don't care about your opinions.

>>18232620
Make a less cancerous-looking template first.

>>18232608
>here's your burger bro!
>what do you mean that's not a burger? don't you know that HAMBURG is a city in germany?
>this is the real shit!

>>18232613
I wouldn't say it's a deep dish. It's just a pizza. I wanted to say that I like black olives and onions as toppings. I like Neapolitan too of course

>>18232608
>VGH, ZE TRAD HAMBVRGERS OF DEUSTCHLAND...

>>18232640
>wouldn't say it's a deep dish
Pretty sure that anon thinks the cutting board is part of the pizza.

>>18232647
Actually my bad - I genuinely did think that

>>18232629
>>18232634
You're welcome to make your own template as well if you think you can do better

>>18232656
There's a million ways to make a template these days that doesn't require everyone to spend an hour in photoshop fucking around with a dozen separate images just to make it look halfway decent only to post in a thread that's maybe going to get 40 replies.

>>18232656
I mean, why have "/ck/" plastered all over 50 fucking times? What's with the top-to-bottom text centered on the horizontal? That font is pure ass-cancer and the letter spacing is nauseating. It's also pretty fucking stupid to have a giga-long image like that unless you're a phonefag, just use a third column.
No, I'm not making you a better template. Your thread sucks.

>>18232685
Well I like it anyway

>>18231568
9/10 for making /ck/ creative again
russia/10 for the shit template
>>>/b/ did thangz rite!!!1!

>>18231564
Gotta say OP is alright for being a peach chad. Peaches when they're good are god tier, and even when they aren't they're still great.
I would a full English but I'd hesitate with blood sosig.
I just bookmarked basque burnt cheesecake to try in the future, but in general I think no-bake ones are the best

>>18231564

>>18231886
Even the filename?
Too late fren, u guey now!

>>18232895
What the fuck is that breakfast anon?

>>18232895
Cold drink is interdasting. Will try it myself
Canadian pizza(don't shoot me if I got it wrong) is not as offensive as I thought it'd be
And you're a prude for not including a dessert. I'm sure you could have thought up something healthy that doesn't trigger your burgerphobia

>>18231757
and as alwaaaays... thanks for postiiiiing....

>>18233135
Based Bong. What's in the free slot?

>>18231564
>Cookbook
Lol wanna be pretender who never went to Noma try to appear like a sophisticated faggot

>>18233148
Chef John really is the best

>>18233256
those deep fried taro balls stuffed with meat you get from dim sum

oh I wasn't paying attention: I thought best and worst national cuisine was supposed to be the best and worst food from YOUR nation

>>18233346
Oh come on McD's isn't THAT bad...

>>18233272
It's one of the top books on home fermentation alongside Sandor Katz's. Way to out yourself as a know-nothing newfag. I'm embarrassed for you.

>>18233385
Sandwich, breakfast, dessert, fruit and free slot are all excellent. That pizza looks bang average though.

>>18232802
fuck I remember these style threads on /b/ where half of the posters were serious and the other half came up with hilarious shit like this

>>18233272
Holy fuck just when I thought people on /ck/ couldn't get any more retarded

>>18232895
>doordash
kill yourself

Guys... put the template layer on top.

>>18232995
fair, dessert:
>>18233135, nailed it.
i will never forget my grandma's bread pudding.
best childhood memories of stuffing our faces full of BP with my bro/sis and the cousins.

>>18232982
it's a local breakfast chain. not very good now. brown are beans, grey is pork spread. blackspeckled thing is choclate chip pancakes.
the rest is potatoes, cheese, eggs and bacon.

>>18233602
Everybody just is going to use paint or some garbage when they do this shit, not gimp or whatever. That's another flaw with your shitty template.

>>18233602
layers?

>>18233602
fuck off bud, I recognized it was a trimmed down .png, but I'm no in/g/ineer.
I even used paint.net and could have EASILY add layers, but
>not my problem
your template is fucked.

>>18233385
desu georgia, NC and SC might have the best climate on this shit planet.

>>18233696
>>18233746
I'm not OP, I even got halfway through making a better template before giving up because people were using it, I'm just pointing out that you can paste the thing on top as the last step.

>>18233842
>I even got halfway through making a better template before giving up
It takes like under 2 minutes to make a better template a la: >>18232802 style. You could probably even cut a third of the categories so it's not such a chore to fill.
>inb4 "well why don't you..."
I'm just here to laugh at people.

>>18233439
>Top book about fermentation !!
Nobody gives a fuck about fermentation

>>18233842
kk save it and post it in 18 months.
like put it in your calendar.
i will remember.

>>18233842
>I even got halfway through making a better template

I know the feel, the meme game is rough.

>>18233445
yeah I couldn't really find a picture I liked. to be honest I don't even eat pizza anymore.

bumperoni

>>18231564
fancy pants ironic
>>18231757
waste of a free slot
>>18232895
classy reddit
>>18233135
rich bitch weeabo, good taste though
>>18233340
first of all, warm drinks, not hot drinks. second of all, i had the same confusion about the best national and worst national. cuisine shouldn't even be a part of it. "favorite-" maybe.

goodmorning bump

>>18236394
good morning sirs

>>18231568
sorry anon is that the template for /ck/?

>>18236562
It's one I made but as others have pointed out I'm not a natural graphic designer. Won't be insulted if anyone posts a better template.

>>18235897
I can only assume you had a stroke halfway through making this

>>18235897
>middle eastern American
go back

>>18233385
Based water and steak chad.