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POV: You find this in your kitchen arriving home

>> No.18229370

>>18229358
is this bitch making a strawberry salad for real?

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>>18229358

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Does a clean kitchen disturb you?
This more your style?

>> No.18229402

>>18229398
It isn't messy just efficient for my style of cooking.

>> No.18229403

>>18229358
YO WHY THE FUCK IS SHE-OBAMA IN MY KITCHEN?
I did not consent. This is not okay.

>> No.18229414

>>18229358
I'd cry, because my wife isn't a fucking slob anymore and actually graceful and smart. wow.

>> No.18229415

I'd do a 360 and calmly walk right back out the door before calling the cops. I'm too fucking old to deal with this kind of Anne Heche crazy shit.

>> No.18229565

>>18229358
Get out of my house you Pick Me Nig.

>> No.18229586
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>>18229358

>> No.18229590

>>18229358
candice owens is in my kithcen?

>> No.18229604

>>18229358
I inwardly cheer. I get to justifiably kill a nigger and its Candace fucking Owens so the lefty media and Soros justice system won't give half a shit so I'm definitely gonna walk free. I'll probably get free blue haired pussy for life for killing one of the "black faces of white supremacy", or whatever.

>> No.18229896

One generally ignores the "help"

>> No.18229904 [DELETED] 

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana

>> No.18229967

>>18229370
On God no cap for real my nibba.

>> No.18229972

>>18229398
> it just looks like a mess
> i know where everything is