/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Haha good one op! That's really funny, got any more jokes like this? This could even be a new meme! It's seriously that good.

>>18221137
How can one resist?

>>18221139
Kys

the clacking is to wear them in...smooth out the hinge and mate the heads to each other so that you can grip easier more secure and smoother

>>18221163
Thanks anon!

>>18221208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZK8Z8hulFg&ab_channel=ProZD

>>18221137
Mom used to pinch me with those, their sound is almost as iconic to me as the *crack* of my father's belt.

>>18221137
>Clickity-Clack
Yep, it's down the tracks. It's lots and lots of trains!

>>18221238
What about the taste of your uncle's unwashed cock? What reminds you of that? Asking for a friend.

>>18221291
Who touched you, anon?

>>18221208
What hinge is there in OP's pic?

>>18221555
the part at the end that holds the two arms and allows them to move is called a hinge

>>18221137
I like to walk around like a crab when I clack them.

>>18221561
How does one wear in such a hinge?

>>18221774
metal fatigue also it's not just about the hinge but the jaws. desu i've never seen tongs like that all i've seen are jointed hinge tongs with a separate spring so the hinge polishes out

>>18221878
also. why is ck changing "A L S O" what that fuck is this faggotry?

i did not write "desu" what is this new faggotry?
actually. "A C T U A L L Y"

>>18221878
I wish i had those pivotless ones, play on my tong make me think something wrong

>>18222088
rosle. but their quality has gone down, so if you can find a "vintage" one

*whack*

>>18223247
>when mom finds out you stained the cutting board

>>18223275
No Ma please

>>18221522
must've been his cousin or something, who knows

>>18221137
I love tongs so much.

>>18221139
You must be with the asperger no fun police
Why does humor make you so angry?

>>18224207
It's satan. They hate things that are good and fun and beautiful and they're everywhere.ad

>>18224334
They are just spergy
Humor makes them angry for some reason.

>>18224207
Dad made shit jokes like that all the time even though he knew I hated them. He just liked annoying me he was a prick.

>>18221137
Egads, now that's #Relatable! As a 90s kid I remember doing just that in between playing Super Mario and watching Nickelodeon. My local barcade has tongs around so that patrons can clack them, love that place (The Shrieking Chinaman on West 41st street in Manhattan). Nothing like a clack-clack in between some hearty IPAs!

>>18224409
He loved you anon. He loved you with all his heart

>>18221137
love this post, based and dad pilled

*clack clack*
Yup, they're fucked

>>18223275
Or didn’t turn off the oven is 1hr like she asked younk8sx

brothers, chill out

>>18224927
He was an asshole. Like on my first driving lesson when I started the car he said "ah, you passed the first test!" like he thought it was funny. I'll never forget that. It really pissed me off with him annoying me like that when I'm already nervous and trying to learn something important.

>>18227085
Man. I know you're joking, but I'm still feeling bad for your imaginary dad for having you as an imaginary son.

>>18221666
Based Satan having a good time

>>18221208
Just don't forget to recalibrate every 18 months or 2,000 entrees. If the heads become too far misaligned, a mis-clack can cause a resonance cascade resulting in exponential reverberation and ultimately a Tong Singularity Event. There's a reason why entire Chinese towns disappear off the map every few months, and it's not because their Mapo Tofu on fleek.

*skrrt skrrt*

>>18221137
I always clickety clack the start of the Terminator theme because I like Terminator and I like Terminator 2 more

>>18227085
this right here is why I will never have kids

>>18227101
he isn’t joking

>>18229211
I hope for his dads sake that you are wrong

clack

>>18221137
snibbity-snappity is interested

4warr

>>18221774
Tartan skirt for the lasses, crabby bitches.

>>18221208
The clack of the tongs mates the heads.