/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>birthday
>gf
>so.y boy
pick 3
Sounds very tasty though

>>18216380
Sorry for being so based anon

>>18216371
Looks like a fine cake considering that it's home made, especially with all that good shit you mentioned. Can you show a side profile of a slice so we can appreciate the interior?

>>18216371
How can I rate her execution if you don't show it or even describe it? Ballpark estimate is a 5/10 baseline for being a female, +2 if it's especially painful, +2 if it's gory, and +1 if she makes that funny whimper women sometimes make in moments of absolute despair.

>>18216501

>>18216449
Ignore the choppy cuts on the right side of the cake, I started out cutting it all nice and uniform to keep it pretty and after a piece or two we devolved into just eating off the cake itself with a fork.

here's the last birthday cake i made. i bake them for kids in foster care. nice way to practice baking/ decorating and give the cake to someone who actually deserves it rather than trying to push it onto neighbors or family who don't want a whole ass cake

>>18216639
That's wholesome.

Matthew 25
When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:

32 And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:

33 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.

34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

35 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:

36 Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.

37 Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?

38 When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?

39 Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?

40 And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

>gf loves you enough to spend lord know show long making you a cake for your birthday
>your first thought is to share it on an imageboard of racist hentai enthusiasts who you know are going to shit on it regardless

why

>>18216658
knows how long*

>>18216658
I told you I appreciated it, Bettie. I just wanted to have some fun with it, too.

>>18216651
Imagine being you and posting bible verses on a cooking board. Fuck off back to whichever christfag general thread on /pol/ you're from.

>>18216651
Amen.

>>18216639
Based philanthropic anon, that cake looks fantastic. Nice job!

>>18216651
OP here, you are not welcome in this thread. Nobody likes an over-eager proselytizer who changes every irrelevant subject to be about the bible. You’re doing your cause more harm than good by being this obnoxious.

>>18216658
Anon, this is /ck/ not fucking /pol/ or /gif/ or /b/

>>18216760
Every single thread about non-western food is full of racists desu

>>18216807
But nobody with enthusiasm for racist hentai.

>>18216371
Damn Mr Thundercock just because you dont like the cake doesnt mean you need to kill her

>>18216572
Looks good as fuck. Very nice.

>>18216371
my man, that shit is good, it shows she put in effort, take good care of this girl, and do something nice for her, just for the cake alone, give back

>>18216673
>>18216756
seething atheist brainlets

>>18217183
>coming into a thread spouting bible verses for no reason
>calling people brainlets
I have some bad news for you anon

>>18216371
>blueberry cake with cream cheese frosting, blueberry frosting, and lemon frosting
very nice

>>18218135
Maybe he's trying to stop faggots like you from burning in hell.
Ever think of THAT, smart ass?

>>18218152
Wrong thread pal

>>18216651
>Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
praise to you Lord christ

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>>18216371
Is your gf hot? Post pics plz.

>>18216651
Based and Godbless

>>18216651
>>18216736
>>18217183
>>18218152
>>18218666
This deserves permaban.

>>18216371

>jack

it sounds like your gf is your left hand that is " jack" ing your own johnson

>>18216658
Better than being screamed at all day after baking, don't see why him posting would bother her

>>18216572
looks good I would ate the whole thing over the course of three days.

>>18216371
Thats nice to have such a nice GF. Here's a short story
>be me
>gf dumps me, now single
>kick her out of my 3br house, now have 2 spare bedrooms
>turn one into gym, one into an office
>work on myself, in 4 months actually gain weight but lose 3 pants sizes
>buy a fuckton of cooking books and do the suburban mom cooking book on a stand while cooking thing
>learns lots of new recipes techniques etc
>girl from work just breaks up with her BF after 8 years (mine was 9 years)
>she comes over I cook for her, fettuccini alfreado, greek salad, brownie ala mode, show her how to make mojitos.
>next week she asks if she can come over at night
>im working, tell her the key is in the hide-a-rock thingy next to my garden gnome
>I get home late
>open door
>she has table set, candle lit, plates nicely aligned
>she tells me to sit down she cooked for me
>brings out my 9x13 pyrex with filled with about 30 chicken breasts, literally black on top
>she had put them in oven and put the grill on for like 30 minutes
>its all raw underneath
>she crys "I wanted to cook you dinner"
>hold her, kiss her forehead and tell her "its the thought that counts"
>order pepperoni rolls and crack some hard lemonade while on the couch as we laugh about it
>nothing ever happened with her, she ended up moving away and riding a cock carousel of men with bad break ups..
>ive lost touch with her since then
Cherish those moments anon. you never know when they will end or even if they will continue.

>>18219265
Letting a stranger into your house is fucking retarded, please go back to r9k with this blogpost.

>>18219272
Sorry your mom has control over who comes into the house. When you grow up and lose the anime and BLM attire and actually work and pay taxes and own stuff (not hand downs from mommy or stuff you buy with daddys trust fund credit card) you will know this. I have no idea what a r9k is but its probably some gay liberal thing you zoomers are into beside getting anal parasites and doing fire challenge. Please get off /ck/ and leave it to actual cooking enthusiasts and not Mt Dew and Flaming Hot Doritos eaters like your dumb weak low T Biden voting self

>>18219272
>pulls up to moms house
>OH NO! a girl I know from work could be in there he thought!
>I better call the police so they can come here with guns he thinks
>as he runs thru the yard and trips over this "BAN GUNS" yard sign
>he gets into this Pruis and desperately grabs his iPhone13xr 4TB Che Guevarra Socialist Limited Edition Smash Capitalism Phone
>*911* he dials after passing the "Defund the Police" lock screensaver
>police come over and arrest the girl work
>"Dont worry anon, we got her, your mom can stop crying now,"
>"YOUR VIRGINITY IS SAFE"

>>18219265
>reminiscing over some dumb roastoid who almost burned your house down

>>18219326

>>18219288
If you did live with your mother maybe you would have learned not to let morons who can't cook into your house and cause a fire hazard, genuinely immature. Funny how you accuse others of not being able to cook, post off topic green texts then talk about some random woman who genuinely can't cook. If you're reacting this emotionally from a single post pointing out your error maybe you would be more comfortable with some padded walls over at reddit.com
>>18219299
Deranged

>>18219272
It is, but in this case it didn't matter because he was already dimwitted enough to leave a key in the second place an intruder would check after looking under the doormat.

>>18220393
take another jab of mystery science juice and wear your mask in the shower fren and calm down..

>>18220425
if you can afford to not live around diversity leaving keys around really isnt a problem. I have a spare key right now in the cupboard for my neighbors Ford Raptor. If he locks himself out of his house at least he knows he can come over and I have a key. If you are worried about your house being robbed then you shouldnt have went to those BLM and Defund the Police rallies and let diversity move into your neighborhood.

>>18220564
What a terrible and inconsistent rant. If you don't need to lock the door in the first place you don't lock the door. If you're going to leave the key with the lock don't bother locking the door. Why does your neighbor need to leave the car key with you instead of in the letterbox where he can always find it? Why is he locking his car at all? You're stupid and irresponsible, there is no question about it.

>>18216371
looks like it melted a little, lots of people would prolly say too much frosting. Not me though. I have, on more than 1 occasion, eaten entire cans of frosting in a single sitting.

>>18216371
happy birthday Vack!?

>>18218673
I'll have a Reuben, extra pickles
thanks

>>18216572
>>18216371
Honestly looks really good. I always like fruit flavors in cakes. Tell your gf she did a great job

>>18220629
Kek I thought the same thing

>>18218776
She has been monitoring the thread and appreciates the kind words from all you anons. Also she wants the bible thumper to go kill himself for being such a faggot (her words not mine)

>>18220629
Kek we’re in the middle of a heatwave and the frosting got warm very quickly while she was piping it so she had to go quick. It’s funny because I didn’t think twice about it but she felt all guilty for having poor lettering lol it was cute

>>18216371
My first birthday cake, I have no other pictures of cakes, and haven't had a birthday cake in about 37 years

>>18220768
That’s cute.
>haven’t had a birthday cake in about 37 years
Is that by choice? Or do you just not really give it much thought or care? Just curious

>>18220917
the last time I had an actual birthday party was probably when I was in my early teens. once I got past 21 I didn't much care about how old I was and I'm not so narcissistic that I make a big deal out of mine. usually it's dinner with the wife or something like that.

>>18220984
Celebrating your birthday isn’t inherently narcissistic but I get what you mean.

>>18216371
>tfw no gf to make me a homemade cake on my birthday
I’m tired of being single

>>18220768
Nice but why a cake of a fire engine that burned in a wildfire?

>>18216371
I'd be fairly pissed off if my SO was uploading pics of stuff I made for judgement by a bunch of strangers.

>>18216501
Something you need to get off your chest anon?

>>18221773
Maybe that's why you don't have one. Women post everything they encounter.

>>18221773
Well that’s just you. Clearly I wouldn’t have posted it if I didn’t think she did a great job.

>>18221990
I'd also be pissed if my SO went fishing for compliments on my behalf, just seems patronizing.

>>18221984
>All women are vain instagram thots
That's a pretty warped perspective you've got there, chum.

>>18222010
No, they use other social media too.

>>18216371
>two exclamation points
Total psychopath.
That said, cake looks nice, lemon/cream cheese is always good

>>18222010
Not really fishing for compliments on her behalf, just showing you guys my cake because I think it’s cool and trying to start a birthday cake thread but only two other anons picked up on that and contributed so oh well. She thought it was funny that I would post it here and even predicted the thread turning mildly racist kek

>>18218673
Deal with it moshe. Ck is a proud Christian board. You people aren’t welcome here.

>>18223452
No it isn’t

>>18223452
what? no.

>>18216572
Nice, would eat, your gf rocks

>>18216756
No one cares if you're the OP you stupid fucking NIGGER, we post what we want and you'll read it, maybe you'll cry... maybe even piss yourself... maybe even shit AND CUM, you fuckkng REATRD. shut p and keep reading dumb baboon.

Happy birthday Jack, that’s my name too.

>>18223598

>>18223452
Nah go fuck yourself. Take your religious talk to an appropriate board. Or fuck off.

>>18223640
Dude you're LITERALLY a retard, you can try and make jokes amd all, but you're ACTUALLY a fucoing retard! GROSS DUDE FUCKING KILL YOURSELF NOW. Nasty fucking chimp!

>>18223635
Thanks Jack!

>>18223670

>>18223678
Ok bro you can post your reaction images and how you're reaction to my info but all that does is prove you're a retard, I should stop typing to a mentally challenged ape like you anyway... this will be my last post to you, dont spaz out too hard you dumb fucking NIGGER!

>>18223678
i bet that downie has a fat dick

>>18223734
True.

>>18216371
I hope you die today fucking faggot.

>>18223468
>>18223564
>>18223645
Cry about it heeb

>>18216658
we are jacks only friends
>>18216371
we love u jack happy birthday
it looks tasty

>>18220723
Imagine being so jewish that even seeing bible verses makes you kvetch

>>18216371
Step up, here's the cake my gf made for me last week for my bday on Sunday

>>18224018
Looks tasty

Post your girlfriend's cunt and asshole so I can cum tribute it, OP!

>>18223991
No Jews here Jose, try again

>>18221673
my dad was into fire trucks and the fire department big time. on an autistic level.

>>18221673
also my mom wasn't very good at making cakes look good.