/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What are the best condiments to go with it?

Do salads come across as some retarded obese American think to anyone else? Retards don't know how to cook vegetables so they eat it raw and cover it in 500 calories of sauce.

>>18223029
the one time they're not asking soup or salad

>>18223105
Even worse in brazil where people don't even sauce it whatsoever and then wonder why they don't like salad. Some skinnyfags will mix it with oliveoil and that's that either. People have zero concept of adding some taste to food here.

Salads are gay, unless it's unlimited like Olive Garden

i like salad with greasy food its a nice contrast

>>18223116
In my country El Salvador they put a little oil and some salt on salad. That's it. Oddly enough sometimes they'll use Russian dressing though.

>>18223116
>>18223701
Oil, salt, black pepper: it's really about accentuating and contrasting the taste when it comes to a green salad, not overwhelming it.

Utterly pointless, basically just LARPing that you’re eating at that point

Just don’t eat instead

>>18223029
So that is the mythic Super Salad eh

>>18223029
Salads are good, I usually eat them as a main course for dinner. Typical salad:

> Finely chopped celery as a base, for crunch
> Tons of arugula to add a peppery kick
> A little spring mix for variety
> Mixed salted nuts for crunch
> Chopped meat for chew and savoriness
> Dried fruit for chew and sweetness
> Kalamata and castelvatrano olives for tang and fattiness
> Avocado for a smooth and buttery texture
> Tomatoes for a bit of sweetness, tartness, savoriness
> Pickled mushrooms for slipperiness
> green onions for a little heat
> artichoke hearts, palm hearts, bell pepper if I have them
> sauce is a mixture of mayo and zhoug or sriracha

I put it all in a massive plastic container and shake the shit out of it. Half I eat as a salad and half I roll up in a tortilla

>>18223029
Big bowl o' goyslop. No thanks.

>>18223029
I've recently fell in love with salad and have had at least one or more going on 29 days in a row. gonna have another one for dinner tonight of course with either pizza or jamaican beef patties. can't decide yet. finally a thread worth watching.

Got a fresh salad when I was out the other day cos I don't eat processed shit so can't get fast food

It was absolutely enormous, took me like an hour to eat and I still didn't finish it

It was 250 calories. (less cos I had olive oil instead of dressing)

Whats the fucking point? I might as well have had nothing

>>18223100
Depends on the greens. I love a simple iceberg lettuce salad with ranch dressing. Romaine and spinach, you can use vinaigrettes.

>>18223907
Sounds tasty. Have you tried cottage cheese in salad before? I get weird looks for that sometimes but it's good.

>>18223029
Rule #1
Spinach and baby spinach is best leaf

Rule #2
Add protein, I personally like a medium well steak or a boiled egg

Rule #3
Dressing on the side (I break this rule but I also make my own dressing)

Rule #4
More color = more delicious so add tomato and BEETS

Rule #5
Don’t torture yourself, add cheese by either freshly grating a nice Parmesan on top or even chunks of cheddar on the side

Rule #5
Use caution when applying croutons as they’re hire in calorie and not as satisfying as freshly baked bread. Also stale croutons are revolting.

PS
Couscous salads are really yummy

>>18224346
>plants are "goyslop" now
you redditors really need to get off the internet for a bit you're losing your minds

>>18223029
I like garden salad during harvest time. Ice cold and sprayed with canola. Maybe a little salt. That's all you need.

>>18224402
I do all of these but I refuse to add dressing. just oil/vinegar with pepper. I find mixing a salad up with some rice/ quinoa and avocado can be pretty good. lovely textures. black beans go hard as well

>>18224430
Do you use spray pam or do you just drip the canola/vegetable oil on? I tend to spray because I also use it for my non stick pan to prevent sticking.

>>18224430
Oil + vinegar = dressing imo, pepper adds of course. Good call on the avocado and black beans. Chickpeas are …ok too.

>>18224559
I have to clarify I meant like that creamy gross types of dressings like ranch, thousand island etc. chickpeas are okay but not really for me too.

>>18224402
>Dressing on the side
That's retarded. Put everything in a giant plastic tub with a lid and shake the shit out of it until everything has a thin and even coating of dressing. Then you use less dressing overall but taste it more.

>>18223701
El Salvador has tons of fresh produce, doesnt it? Id imagine lots of peppers and fruits.

One of the best summer salads is caprese - chunks of mozarella, juicy tomatoes, basil and balsamic.

>>18224598
Ok if it’s solo or for family but some people are really picky about their dressing %

>>18224616
That is great and all but how the hell am I supposed to make mozzarella?

>>18223029
Will he be able to toss that much salad?

>>18224632
I've found kids tongues to be quite strong and have lots of stamina.

>>18224632
he learned from the best

>>18224646
We never got to see the girls tits on the right on the show did we?

>>18223100

Almost everyday I make the same salad. It's based on pareve salad. Has become my favourite go to salad. Makes a ton too and lasts hours without becoming mush.

Vegetables:
1 full english cucumber - diced
1 full field tomato or 2 roma - diced
1 full sweet peppers - diced
1 full red or white onion - diced
a good chunk of feta. I'd say like a 3" x 3" x 1" thick piece.

Sauce:
3 cloves chopped garlic
3 tbsp olive oil
2 tbsp lemon juice or concentrate
1 tsp oregano
1 tsp basil
1/2 tsp salt and pepper

Also add whatever you think will be good, I've done it with other veggies but this combo is fire.

>>18224683

Just to add, this salad is healthy as fuck but ticks all the savoury, sour and sweet flavours that you're body craves.

>>18224677
you're asking if a nickelodeon show had full-stop uncensored child pornography?

there really is nothing like being very hungry and devouring a caesar salad so big it fits in a large pyrex bowl. nobody is around to see me and I just shovel it into my mouth hunched over the bowl with dressing dripping down my chin like a hot load of cum. I just fucking love caesar salads (and most salads) so much.

>>18224692
I never said anything about child pornography. I just said we never saw the kids tits. Nudity (≠) Pornography

>>18224713
>haha look at me i'm SO LITERAL
i'll rephrase: you're asking if a nickelodeon show had full-stop uncensored 14 year old titties?

>>18224740
Her bare chest. Unobscured. Yes. We never got to see it.

>>18224740
I know anon sounds retarded, and he is, but they actually did show her side boob in one scene.

>>18224751
I know that, but we never saw her naked bare chest which is why I mentioned it. I know what I am talking about.

This is as good as we are going to get I am afraid...

https://litter.catbox.moe/3d9uvq.mp4

>>18223029
Bean Salad!

>>18224751
>>18224803
just so we're all on the same page, this is an old shoop. a pretty good one, but a shoop nonetheless. you can find the original on youtube

>>18223029

>>18224803
>>18224866
You both are clearly on the same page.
Go rent out some Jap cat pod, a box of cat nip, and some frisky feast and go to town on each other.
We're all anon here, we wont tell.

>>18224866
But we should have seen her bare chest. Just so we are on the same page.

What does salad have to do with naked teen girl chest?

>>18223029
I wonder if that guy with the stache is still alive

>>18224916
He's doing well and lost some weight. He is selling pillows now.

Wow, all these posts and nobody mentioned sesame oil yet. A few drops of that on a salad goes a long way.

>>18225005
haven't tried it on a salad before. always open to trying new stuff, guess I'll have to do that and see how it goes

>>18225005
Why would I use sesame oil over canola or vegetable oil?

>>18225030
For the flavor.

>>18225030
It tastes better, it's a finishing oil not a cooking oil.

>>18223029
I like to eat the bitter salad
>rucola, dandelion,wild Lettuce, salt, olive oil, apple vinegar
With something fried and fatty.

>>18225067
I looked it up... It's just a more expensive vegetable oil. Oil is oil... there is no difference between a finishing oil and a cooking oil. What sort of made up terminology is that?

Spinach
Strawberries
Sliced almonds
Feta
Balsamic vinegar
Thinly sliced chicken

i like balsamic vinegar, olive oil, clove garlic, salt, pepper for my dressing. i use red leaf lettuce, cucumber, carrot, and an herb either parsley or cilantro, plus a seed like sunflower seeds or pumpkin seeds. it's delicious, i love salad

>>18225760
Fug I love sunflower seeds. I go overboard almost every time.

>>18225093
Nope, looking it up on some google or shittube channel is not the same. Get some chicken noodle soup from a chink joint, two pints. When you get it try both, neutral. Add some decent sesame oil to one, better have someone else do it so you don't know, though if you're not daft you'll get the aroma.
Now after the sesame oil is added and mixed up a bit in the test, then taste them both.
That's the difference between a finishing oil and a cooking oil. One is meant for taste and to add flavor, the other is for cook though like peanut oil can do both, like for popcorn.

>>18225093
Maybe do three, one neutral, one with a bit of seasame oil, one with a bit of canola/rapeseed oil. You'd be a daft moron if you don't think the chicken noodle soup with a bit of sesame oil isn't the best.

>>18224646
>Dan Schneider

>>18224646
>>18227151
lol

>>18227151
Stick those in my SALAD SHOOTER as seen on TV!
Fags can QR code that.

>>18227180
lol

>>18224712
with grilled chicken, right?

>>18224407
You severely misunderstood the demographic talking about"goyslop"
Anything but American BBQ and McDonalds is goyslop partner

>>18223029
lettuce is a shit salad. give me a bean salad.

>>18223100
ranch baybee

>>18223029
I made an emulsified lemon fennel dressing. It works nicely with baby spring mix, sunflower seeds, cherry tomatoes, and generous amounts of very thinly sliced carrots and onions. Ate some with some fried halloumi a few days ago to test it out. Bonus is that it actually looks lemon-ish and it can be presentable without a lot of fuss.

>>18223029
German Sausage Salad anyone ?

>>18224627
yeah but if you're serving salad and dressing together on a plate there's no way to properly dress the salad without getting your hands stuck in and covered in dressing

for me it's the humble shrimp salad hot dog

>>18223029
Is a salad still a salad if i cook all the vegetables first?

I wish I liked salads more. I just throw all my vegs into a blender and chug that shit

>>18223100
drenched in thousand island till it tastes like dessert

>>18223029
If you like salads, fuck you. I hate salads. I'm gonna put a razor in your salad.

>thread up 20 hours
>77 posts
>noone's mentioned the best salad yet
i'm disappointed, /ck

>>18224402
>Dressing on the side
>he doesn't dress his salad
fucking retard

>>18230710
you posted the wrong picture.
here, I got you bro

>>18223029
>>18223105
The best salad that unironically BTFO any other piece of shit fag salad is:
>Tomatoes + Onions + Lime(lemon) juice + Salt
This shit slaps hard and combines with any meal. You can even add some cucumber to it if you want. I eat this salad pretty much every single day.
I will never understand obese retards that will take the most useless vegetable (lettuce) and add shit like dressing and cheese to it to make it bearable.

>>18231084
>>18230710
that’s salsa

is ceviche a salad?

>>18231084
Lol just lol. Let me clue to in to dome real shit:

WATERMELON
SALAD

>>18231124
>added cheese because it's so fucking bland
Always an easy giveaway that a salad is shit tier. Anyways, just eat the Watermelon alone?
>>18231105
You should cut the tomato in much bigger chunks and the onions in thin slices.
What you posted isn't even ceviche btw.

>>18230710
>>18231124
Both good

>>18223116
olive oil and vinegar is basically how we eat salads in med countries. it's a side dish, though.

Greek Salad is one of life's few great pleasures

>>18231200
First image on google, you are wrong

you are eating salsa, not salad

>>18232131
Yeah bro look at this salsa
>First image on google, you are wrong
google image is wrong

>>18223105
>Do salads come across as some retarded obese American think to anyone else?

No, only idiots think like this.

>>18227273