/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's people with a literal child's palate
Fortunately breweries make alcopops for them

Lager>pilsner>Stout>IPA>'mead'>All wine

>>18217070
I love everything about beer. The aroma, the taste, the variety and the effects. It just never gets old. I feel like people who don't like beer just never got past their 6 year old palate and need everything to be sugary sweet or loaded with fat and msg. I have a friend who's 30 years old, hates beer, and only drinks fruity canned cocktails or sweet moscato type wines. He's also the type that is scared to touch red meat, so that gives you a sense of who these beer haters are on this board.

>>18217087
Raw meat*

>>18217070
people that don't like the taste of beer have never worked hard.
simple as.

>>18217087
same here, beer is just so fucking good, when I first started drinking I only did it to get shitfaced because the beer my parents bought was absolute dogshit that was only good for that, but then I started buying my own beer and tried out all the different types of styles and fell in love with it, now every time I cook any fancy dishes I always make sure to buy some beer to accompany it

I love beer so much bros. I wish I could drink as much beer as I want without getting fat.

>>18217070
Beer is bitter. You need to kill your bitter receptors to enjoy beer.

I couldn't enjoy it until I was 37yo.

It's just that their palate is young and fresh and ours are old. It's like getting farted into the face daily, at some point you get past the gut bacteria smell and only then you can actually enjoy the fine differences and nuances.

>>18217189
>I couldn't enjoy it until I was 37yo.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fag.

>>18217171
this is the exact reason why I don't drink beer as much as I'd like to, who gives a fuck about becoming an alcoholic I don't wanna get a beer gut

>>18217189
haven't you ever thought that maybe your palate just isn't suited for bitter things?

>>18217189
>he's 40 years old and still posting on 4chan

>>18217070
why not just drink a glass of water fatty?

>>18217309
You're here forever

>>18217189
This. Just like with hot sauce, you need to build tolerance. I spent 10 years eating progressively more bitter foods until I was finally able to enjoy a single bottle of Coors Light. With that accomplishment under my belt, now I'm thinking about getting into cigars or scotch. Not sure which, so I made Reddit poll to decide. Be sure to look for my daily vlogs of my cigar and/or scotch journey!

>>18217189
>Beer is bitter
when?

>>18217372
I know this was bait but still somewhat interesting. I always liked bitter foods and it makes me wonder if it's why beer is so appealing. Scotch and cigars aren't bitter though.

>>18217309
Most epic shitposters are retirees. You already get butthurt at summerfags, but just wait for "endless summer" as wave after wave of boomer chads migrate here from Facebook with dank Nixon-era memes. (KnowYourMeme can't help you now, little zoom-zoom, they ain't even started digging up our shit.)

Christopher "Chris-chan" Moot, the Ebaums mod who founded r/4chan before it became a separate website, is now 54 years old and Director of HR at Google. Feel old yet?

>>18217070
It's an acquired taste, and simple minded people have a tendency to equate "I don't like it" with "it's objectively bad", and the two things just aren't the same obviously.

>>18217070
Because it’s true. You’re poisoning yourself willingly and are PROUD of it. You brag about how much poison you can drink without dying and you brag about how many different poisons you’ve drank. Takes a stupid fucking retard to treat his body like shit, brag about it, and shame others if they don’t do the same. You’re like the pedophilic groomers and faggots on the news, dude. Not exactly “classy”

>>18217543
>you
>you
>you
stop projecting.
i've never once been proud of banging out tons of beers.

>>18217543
>You’re like the pedophilic groomers and faggots on the news, dude. Not exactly “classy”
what does that have to do with beer

People who don't like beer but drink other booze got memed into trying an IPA or a lager as their first beer.

>>18217543
you jumped the shark with the whole pedo thing. maybe have a beer and chill the fuck out

>>18217558

>>18217543
I feel nothing but emptiness most of the time at least when I drink I feel funny

>>18217269
Nobody's is naturally suited for bitterness. In nature it signals a high possibility of inedibility. You have to cultivate a taste for it and then develop an appreciation for it.

>>18217070
For some reason, after a multi-day backpacking trip, I was really craving a beer and burger

>>18217189
>I couldn't enjoy it until I was 37yo.

mad ting

>>18218337
I don't know man, I've been drinking since I was 18 and I didn't have to adjust my palate to enjoy beer. There are some people who just can't handle certain flavors, like for example my mother absolutely can't handle anything spicy while my father and I have no problem adding a shit ton of hot sauce to our food.

I'm a full blown alcoholic and I've never understood the "drinking for the taste" or the "refreshment" meme. To me all alcohol is a toxic carcinogenic solvent, a poison really. Pure alcohol really has no flavour per se, just a sense or burning, revulsion, rejection and chemical heat. Your body instinctively rejects it. So you cut it with other liquids to swallow it (eg water it down such as vodka, or flavour the vodka with wood or what have you. Or you cut it with mixers like OJ.

I never understood drinking beer or wine because it's disgusting, I mean who would drink non-alcoholic wine or beer? Would you work a hard day at work and chug a bottle of wine for "refreshment"? Sounds fucking gross. Like wise with beer. It's bitter, yeasty, bready, bloats you, makes you piss 12 times. Makes you more dehydrated, etc.

For me I just buy vodka and cut it with alcohol and basically block my nose and chug it. Or I have 1 bottle of vodka open and 1 bottle of OJ, or whatever I have. And then I try gulp the vodka and quickly move to the mixer so I don't puke it up.

Hops taste like fucking grass, why don't beer niggers make beer less hoppy so it's suitable for human comsumption? You don't need them to preserve the beer anymore.

>>18217171
>>18217208
It's not fucking fair bros

itt rip liver

>>18217070
Its only good when it comes from a beer glass where it was allowed to foam and when its at least fridge cold, absolutely hate it when somebody offers me warm beer.
I prefer wine anyway, so if you are too fucking stupid to cool your beer offer me that.

>>18217070
You see the guys who try a hard but satisfactory video game, die on the first enemy and immediately drop the game or switch to very easy? those are the ones who dislike alcohol on grounds of "taste". They're the ones eating candies and cereals in their 30s.

>>18219372
How do people smoke that much weed? I sprinkle my cigarettes with the tiniest amount I can muster and I get fucking blazed out of my mind.

>>18217070
Because they don’t like it, pretend to like it and cannot fathom that other people might enjoy it.

>>18219361
>itt rip liver
My liver is fucked up, but that took years of a LOT of straight whiskey every day.
https://youtu.be/_zZtxE3JzO8

>>18219371
>at least fridge cold,
Fridge cold is usually 40°F, while beer is best at 45° to 50°.

>>18219376
When you've been smoking near daily since you were 12, it kind of loses it's potency. It's the same psychological effect that makes pack-a-day cigarette smokers.

>>18219394
Disgusting.

>>18217189
Are we just going to ignore Anon comparing the bitter taste of beer for beginners to getting farted on in the face everyday?

>I drink flavorless, bitter bread-flavored soda, for the taste!
Is it sadder to enjoy terrible-tasting things than to correctly understand them as bland? Mainstream lager and even the most prominent IPAs are a lousy way to get drunk and a good way to ruin the taste of a meal. Everyone likes drinking, but why pretend to be like "hurr I only drink for the flavor and I hate getting drunk!"

Beer and grassy food? Nah. But beer and snackz? I'm in!

>>18219372
I eat cereals daily and I love beer

>>18219447
Cereals or "cereals"?

>>18219454
Idk judge yourself

>>18219423
I drink liquor when I want to get drunk, beer is basically soda to me now

>>18218706
Projection: the post

>>18219423
It's for both you fucking retard
>Mainstream lager and even the most prominent IPAs are a lousy way to get drunk and a good way to ruin the taste of a meal
They enhance the meal and give you a buzz. That's the point. How is that so hard for you manchildren to understand?

Those who drink beer for the taste/refreshment - do you drink non-alcoholic beer?

>>18219484
based mercadona enjoyer

>>18219544
>Those who drink beer for the taste/refreshment - do you drink non-alcoholic beer?
No because it tastes bad. You guys never get that alcohol is part of the taste and non-alcoholic beer tastes always funny and synthetic, it's not 1:1 flavor matching.

most of the time, things that have a flavor that isn't the typical "sweet, mild, salty" are meant to be paired with other foods. beer is meant to be drank with salty carb based snacks and vinegary pickles, as these two foods combine to create a taste that is more than the sum of its parts.

in drinking establishments back in the day, you always had chips or pretzels or something of the sort available, but now we just drink beer by itself like morons and wonder why it sucks. instead we just put more sugar in it and drink chocolate milk peanut butter mondo fuck your mother asshole stout.

>>18217087
Im in the same boat as you but when people drink fruity drinks or some Lite beer/bad beer (specially american), I just say you do you.

Its when these people get on an imaginary high horse that they start talking shit/think they have good banter, yet cant handle a little bit of bitterness. yx8thp

>>18219544
Non-alcoholic beer generally tastes bad with very few exceptions. Even the drinkable ones are still outmatched by even the most average quality alcoholic beers

I literally can't get drunk off beer
I'd get my stomach blown out before even getting light headed

>>18217084
weissbier >>> lager > pilsner > rose' >> reds and whites >>>>>>> IPA

>>18217084
Pilsner is a type of lager.

>>18217070
you drink beer because it makes you drunk. if 7up made you drunk, youd drink that and claim you drink it for the taste. fuck off

Love me some Belgian beers. I usually just drink lagers or lower abv beers these days as I don't like getting piss faced anymore though.

>>18219991
>y-you really don't like it!
lmao it baffles me how some people think that because they don't like something other people also don't like it and just pretend to do so, grow the fuck up people have different tastes

>>18219826
I get a bit tipsy but that's about it, if I want to really get drunk I need to drink some vodka or whiskey

>>18219624
>Its when these people get on an imaginary high horse that they start talking shit/think they have good banter, yet cant handle a little bit of bitterness. yx8thp
the last part about not being able to handle bitterness is especially true, beer is nothing compared to liquor yet these morons think beer is too strong to be enjoyable

>>18217070

I drink liqour because beer doesn't get me drunk. And the taste isn't good enough to keep drinking it. I can drink an 18 pack and I just feel like I left a chinese buffet. Like I'm about to pop. I'd rather drink a fifth of liqour and feel good, and also actually drunk. Certain beers are good with food. Like one or two beers. Anything more than that and they start to taste like shit. Meanwhile, my chased shot of cheap whisky tastes like Pepsi every single time.

>>18217070
Because you then have retards telling a new drinkers to start with some horribly intense shit or piss beer and act like they're god's gift to humanity
>here try this 11% ABV 674 IBU grapefruit peach mango IPA that's simultaneously the most bitter thing they ever tasted, sour as fuck yet also sickeningly sweet
>oh you like coffee? maybe you'll enjoy this 13% ABV spiced imperial porter aged in bourbon barrel with lactose, vanilla and coffee beans, it's delicously thick :DDD
>bro grab a beer and come watch the game, we have the cheapest lager we could find at room temp, it smells like skunks and taste like swamp water, a perfect match for soggy fries and overcooked buffalo wings dipped in ranch. btw real men drinks 12 of them, you're not a pussy are you?

>>18217070
the only beer i hate is red stripe
other than that, i've never found a bad beer, even when room temp

>>18217070
They have no taste for anything that isn't sodie pop I guess.

Plus if you're an XKCD fag who thinks acquired taste is bullshit, you should also realize most things are. Hell I'm sure there's shit you didn't like as a kid you can't help but eat your fill of because it was acquired.

Imagine being a degenerate

>>18217189
>>I couldn't enjoy it until I was 37yo.
How'd it take you THAT long?
Hell it was a bridge for me to cross from soda and alcopops but I had that shit pinned by 23

>>18219991
I mean Rolling Rock is practically like drinking 7-Up or McDonald's sprite without sugar and I do enjoy its taste.

What is your point?

>>18221608
>3KB 125x120 chicken on the grill
I've heard of being on a diet, but after getting 3 calories and partial gram of protein I'm throwing your kidneys on some skewers with some mushrooms and onions on that grill.

>>18219372
I would love the kind of infinite metabolism so I can eat candy and cereal. God I'd kill a day where I can eat a mixing bowl full of Peanut Butter Crunch with no consequences.

That said, nothing like a bottle of Newcastle Ale to go with some fish and chips.

>>18217543
That's an awful lot to say "stop laughing at me for preferring soda"

>>18219544
Sometimes, when you can find a good one. I find my local brewery's red and pale ales are decent substitutes, and Leffe's Blond 0% is pretty good as well.

>>18217543
You poison yourself ideologically and ingrain yourself with life-ruining habits, and we don't give you shit, but when anyone has a little sippy of man's oldest friend since ~5,000 BC gets you shitting mad.

>>18218706
Christ, what a terrible life you must live as both an alcoholic and a low-functioning autist.

>>18219376
Dude, pot shops now sell single-portion 500mg THC edibles. Every major strain has been bred or in some cases CRISPR'd to be retardedly potent. The kids are not fucking alright.

>>18219423
>flavorless
>bitter
>flavorless
>bread-flavored
>flavorless
Your bait sucks

>>18219991
There's plenty of times I've had a single drink just for the taste, don't even get a slight buzz from it either.

>>18217087
Who fucking cares what flavor of poison someone else is drinking. Alcohol already is an entirely optional beverage, there's no world in which its healthy so why does it matter to you?

a decent light europ beer with salted or smoked fish or deep fried smelt, sitting by a river or lake, or if you're blessed the ocean, is fucking orgasmic

>>18217070
I like a hoppy IPA.
YEAH I KNOW. FUCK YOU ALL.

>>18221649
What is a 'degenerate'?

>>18217070
I like beer but I hate having beer with food. It doesn't "pair" with the food and just makes you bloated and less drunk

>>18217543
Non-white, opinion discarded. Alcohol is only poison for MENAs and Native Americans.

>>18219991
I have literally never been drunk
There is nothing in the world as nice as a cold beer after a day of work. I'm convinced that the people who say beer is disgusting have never done anything physically hard
There's a reason beer bas been brewed and loved forever, the earliest civilization in known history treated beer as the greatest drink of all

>>18217070
I just think it tastes like shit my dude.

>>18219991
7up with vodka in it does get you drunk and is cheaper than most beer.

>>18219544
i drink rootbeer and ginger ale if that counts, aswell as kvass when i can get ahold of it
but to enjoy a non alcoholic or low abv beer it would have to be a little sweeter

>>18217070
i loved beer since the first taste, didn't even have to acquire it

>>18220938
but only reddit does this, i just give someone a german beer which is as basic but good as it can get

>>18220162
Nah the fact you get so butthurt and defensive proves him right
>NOOO I-I DO LIKE IT I DOOOOOO
Suuurree. Struck a nerve?

>go to local breweries
>literally everything is a fucking IPA

As someone who has quit drinking I still consume the No-alcohol beers because they are refreshing on a hot day/after work.

>>18217080
This. I have a friend who is astounded I drink them for the taste and claims no one else does. He is also a prediabetic overweight sugar addict who has destroyed his tastebuds

>>18217070
It was never good.

>>18217543
The oxygen youre breathing is also killing you. Will you stop breating too?

>>18217080
Adults who never drank it still hate it on the first sip. You rewired yourself to enjoy poison because you're an alcoholic loser.

>>18217080
>a literal child's palate
With more taste buds? Not worn out and desensitized? Yeah okay, whatever makes being a piss-faced drunk look good to you, you big grown up you.

>>18221650
I live in Australia, seeing 17 yr olds who've fucked their faces with beer since they were 13 is uncommon now but not extremely rare. You sound so fucken dumb thinking you'd achieved something by drinking piss at 23.

>>18223467
Amerimuts have to turn everything into candy

>>18223605
Eat your cum gruel, fool.

whats the point of beer lol just drink hard liquor if you want to get 'buzzed'

>>18223467
It sells well because it's "strong" and is cheap to make because it has one of the shortest turnarounds from wort to glass. Half the time it barely qualifies as an IPA and is just a well made pale, IBUs and hop bomb west coast pine tree garbage hasn't been popular for years now.

>>18223672
>is cheap to make
lol no. it is easy to mask mistakes in process though so there's that.

>>18217426
absolutely based post
this is what 4chan is all about

>>18222933
you mean asians right? they do still drink a ton of alcohol.

MENAS don't get alcohol flush or whatever.

>>18217084

Mead gets a bad rap for what American mead makers have done. Dry and carbonated meads are good, but yeah they are barely non-existant on the market.

>>18221826
what makes him autistic.

>>18223677
The bill is much lighter than porters and imperials and you're looking at a 6 week turnaround instead of fuckknows with lagers and high gravity fare.

>>18223763

>>18223774
Understandable. Have a good weekend.

>>18223772
gee how much are hop contracts faglord?

>>18223784
Pretty doable given it's a fucking weed that grows out back and how competitive the market is for bulk. To be clear, we are talking a standard hoppy pale and not some triple dry hopped neipashit that only uses some obscure hop from new zealand, right?

>>18223772
>The bill is much lighter than porters and imperials
if they're "strong", then the bill isn't "much lighter" now is it?

>>18223799
>how competitive the market is for bulk
yeah that means it's hard to get and it's expensive. how fucking retarded are you?

>>18223801
6-7.5% is "strong" and about average for what is sold as an IPA. Black motor oil Balkans and Belgian styles are strong.

>>18223805
That means prices are lower than they've ever been. You also didn't answer the question.

You're both fags who want to argue just to argue. I seriously hope beer isn't your personality.

>>18223818
i work as a brewery and distillery consultant and run a boutique malthouse. not sure why i'm even talking to dipshit children.

>>18223823
Then you know why IPA is so popular and cheaper than beers with half the final gravity.

>>18223828
it's not cheaper i just told you faggot. the main reason is that hops give cover for little dipshits like you trying to larp as trained brewmasters.

>>18223823
Also gib ESB recipe.

>>18223784

Depends on the hop variety, and whether you are going for a generic bulk pack or if you are visiting the farm and buying a specific lot because of it's flavour profile. Even then packs of hops will have variations in prices due to how much a brewery is buying and what quality they are getting.

>>18223832
Don't you have some day drinking to do? You sound a little grumpy.

>>18223834
the market for brewpubs and shit like that demands "juicy, fruity, citrusy" hops, which are only a small, small fraction of the acreage grown, thus they are hard to get in bulk and expensive. just because you can buy 2 ounces for your little jug of homebrew doesn't mean shit.

>>18223845
it's called quality control and sensory evaluation and i'm working on it.

>>18223833
i like kent goldings and maris otter. that's all you need.

>>18221843
This. One pull on some modern day shit gets you retardedly high. Like, high to the point where you just forget everything and become immobilized.

>>18217070
The only person I know who was big into beer transitioned about 2 years ago.

>>18223852
Good, we can be frens again. You were starting to sound like me when lesser enthusiasts start talking about darkrooms they don't have.

>>18223805
Competitive for suppliers ya dingus.

>>18223878
suck my dick bitch no one gives a shit about film cameras except turbofaggot hipster retards. i bet you wear a fedora faggot.

>>18223923
I just like getting crossfaded and making shadow puppets in the dark.

>>18217070
I'm on day 3 of a dry fast and I want to chug the biggest frostiest beer right now reeeeeeeeee

>>18223923
it's not a fedora it's called a trilby.

>>18223467
try living in a non-shithole

>>18223828
>cheaper
they're not, that's a complete counterfactual, utilitarian bittering hops are way cheaper than flavor and aroma hops. this is transparently bullshit you autists post in order to explain to yourselves why things you don't like are popular, because, as defectives with an eq of a sub-five year old, the possibility that taste is subjective frightens and confuses you

what baffles me is that surely it's easier to come to a conceptual acceptance of subjective taste even if you don't fully understand it than it is to just post random bullshit and then immediately and wholeheartedly believe your shit?

>>18223586
>piss-faced drunk
I just enjoy very much a good beer with a meal for example, I dont even get drunk

>>18217189
stop drinking shitty beer, its not supposed to be so bitter

>>18217543
why do you assume everyone who enjoy alcoholic drinks is a raging alcoholic? do you know about moderation?

>>18217189
>It's like getting farted into the face daily
I wish

>>18219376
Tolerance builds fast. And a lot of people smoke multiple times a day. I remember as a teenager smoking several blunts back to back with a few other people and none of us are even getting that high like you would expect, because all we fuckin do is smoke weed. Getting uncomfortably high requires edibles or extract at that point

>Love porters, sours, witerbeers, and lambics
>Like pretty much every other non-IPA beer
>Tolerate IPAs
>Soft spot for Corona and Heineken
>Have brewed my own ale, absolutely LOVE the adding of the grain because it smells so good
>Am such a lightweight that a 6 pack lasts me a month, special occasions aside

I really do love beer, but holy hell I just do not drink it often at all

>>18217070
I actually like beer with something light like fish or chicken.
I like to drink dry wines with heavy greasy meats.

>>18223828
>final gravity
Don't use terms you don't understand.

>>18223101
Based. I prefer kölsch as the best introductory beer, how about you?

>>18219372
>Hahaha just look at me watch stupid bs at 7 in the morning while hitting a fat bowl, lulz
>It's alright because weed is a plant you know? That's why I enjoy it early in the morning and throughout the day.
>Also there is no addiction just look at the other reddit post hehe. Someone sounding very samart said so.
>Can I stop? Sure no problem haha... Easily every time but not today or tomorrow ofc because i uhh have another couple of ounces i got from the Dispo hahaha that would be such a waste am I right
I hate those fucking niggers. At least I'm truthful when I tell people i drink 3L of beer a day because I'm borderline alcoholic.

>>18217070
Autism. Not even a meme, it's literally autism. Autists can't comprehend anyone enjoying something they don't. They rationalize it as the person just pretending since that's all that makes sense to them.

>>18225331
3L of beer is borderline alcoholic? das boots come in 2L+

blessed thread. where my dubbel chads at

>>18217189
I liked beer when I first tasted it at 16. I liked extra hoppy IPA beer even more when I first had some at 18. Speak for yourself and that cope about killing bitter receptors.

>>18225852
I'm surprised no one mentioned this, there are a few genes that determine perception of bitterness and some perceive it much stronger than others, and some of these genes switch off in your 20s for some people. Also the scale of perception of bitterness and all the little flavors is relative to the size and intensity of your perpetual library. Seeing people taste something they have no frame of reference for is extremely enlightening.

>>18217070
They're genuinely just coping
>stop having fun!!

>>18217070
>I don't like thing
Ok.

Taste of foods is much similar to taste of music, we all have our different preferred flavours which slowly change over time. Much like our taste of music being affected by those we grow up around, our cuisine preferences change too.

Anyone who has a problem with someone enjoying parts of life they don't on such a mediocre scale, is a pessimist faggot. But, this is chan so full of faggots.

>>18223849

I disagree, most macro breweries don't even use whole hops or pelletised hops anymore as they get more bittering hop extracts made for them which are far more efficient. Even then, there are graphs now showing that bittering hops have been over taken by aroma hops.

>>18225852
Killing bitter receptors is what makes you like IPAs, if your receptors were working they'd be more sensitive and you'd find it too bitter

>>18217070
every time I have sat down to a meal with a cold beer, I have thought
"man! this would be better with just plain water, this taste like shit."

>>18217087
>I feel like people who don't like beer just never got past their 6 year old palate and need everything to be sugary sweet or loaded with fat and msg.
I started liking beer in college, even got to the point I had favorites, then when I left college I didn't drink it for 2 years. when I started drinking my favorites again I found they tasted terrible. I tried several others and it was all the same. over the years I try occasionally time and time again but nope beer taste nasty.

I still can't figure out why I thought it was good before.

>>18217189
>I couldn't enjoy it until I was 37yo.
I'm 56 and still waiting for enough bitter taste buds to die that beer taste good. so far it's not happening.

I don't really like it but I do like being drunk

>>18217402
tastelet detected

>>18218706
>Pure alcohol really has no flavour
see this is what I keep hearing from people who love to drink. there must be some genetic thing that some people don't taste alcohol. I do and it taste absolutely vile.

>>18219376
that's because compared to 40 to 60 years ago modern pot is weaponized. 1 toke will get you as stoned as a whole joint did in the 70's.

>>18219578
because your brain want that fix and it knows there is no good stuff in near beer. so it tells you it taste bad. but it taste just like beer (or so people here keep saying).

>>18220162
and the opposite is also true

>>18229406
Yeah trust the non-alcoholic when he says alcohol-free beer tastes the same

>>18219361
you gotta have a really weak liver to destroy it with beer alone

>>18229376
based, shit is nasty. I bought a bottle of wine to make french onion soup and poured out the other 90% of it. Give me a vodka drink please

>>18217070
I drink beck's ice, am I based?

>>18217189
Cope. Heineken didn't taste horrible when I was 4 years old.

>>18230196
shut your fucking mouth and never post here ever again

>>18217189
>Beer is bitter. You need to kill your bitter receptors to enjoy beer.
You don't like bitter flavors pussy?

>>18217091
Faggot

>>18221962
for me it's the gold standard of west coast IPAs

>>18230582
You're retarded and your opinion is disregarded

>>18230591
bitterlet.

>>18230592
Disregarded

>>18217070
>you don't really like it you're just pretending, that's why you spent all your food money on it again so you can sit by yourself alone in your room to drink it

>>18223586
Little Timmy here in full defense mode, hah.

>>18217426
absolutely epic, especially that supreme resolution on the 1995 pic

>>18219376
I have genuinely no idea. Before I tried weed for the first time two years ago, I thought you had to smoke grams of this shit to even feel anything. Rolled a blunt with 0,5g together with a friend to "start small", spent two solid hours laying on the couch, completely unable to move because I was so fucking stoned. I have since developed some tolerance, but 0,2g on my own still get me decently high

>>18221649
those degenerates sure as hell get more white women, and have more white children than you, /pol/cel

Alcoholic cope thread

>>18218715
>why don't beer niggers make beer less hoppy so it's suitable for human comsumption?
You know that there are tons of beer styles besides IPA, right?

>>18232638
yeah, so what?

For me, it's whiskey, the best alcoholic beverage.

>>18217080
No, no, gotta do my part! Mmmmm!!!

>>18219422
He only put that part in to distract people from him having the tastebuds of a small child.

>>18219386
cool song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efl0G4SUdiM

>>18217080
This.

>>18217070
It's really not hard to figure out, OP. They hate beer and, crucially, so do all their friends. Everyone they know drinks beer. Their friends will say monumentally stupid shit like "lol nobody likes the taste of beer dude, you drink it to get drunk".

>>18234323
For me, it's whisky, because I fucking hate Irish people, Americans, and the Japanese.

>>18237049
Japs make no e style whisky.

>>18237059
Nope. Fuck Japan.

>>18217543
sugar is also basically poison but i doubt you have any reservations about consuming that.

>>18217070
It's people who tasted shit beer their dad drank (notice black people never have problems with beer).

>>18223756
americans for some reason always dump a bunch of sugar into almost everything

>>18218337
>Nobody's is naturally suited for bitterness

I know it's comforting to tell yourself that but it's just not true

>>18237119

>>18217070
I didn’t know I liked the taste of beer that much until hard seltzer came out.

>>18219376
Yeah my mates are pot heads and took one hit and I sat in a chair for an hour unable to talk.

I take the tiniest amount possible and sprinkle it in a cigarette to try and enjoy it if I ever do it

>>18239372
I love seeing people like you where everything unravels after 1 hit of pot. You're a child.

>>18237150
It took me a second to get it, kek.

>>18217070
it's all the sugar in everything they eat. they almost can't be blamed because it's almost impossible to avoid sugar in the us

>>18219376

"Normal" weed used to be like 3% - 5% THC, which is enough for a good buzz after smoking a joint if you are new smoker or lightweight. Today its all +25% THC. Imagine if virtually all beer was suddenly infused with Everclear overnight; thats basically what has happened to weed in the last decade thanks to worthless fucking stoners.

pic unrelated

>>18239434
imagine drinking beer when everclear exists.
instead of enduring a whole joint, you can just take a single hit and get on with your life.
instead of finishing multiple beers, just take a single shot and get on with your life.

it's like complaining that cars are too fast and we should go back to horses because it's more enjoyable to get places slowly

>>18239382
imagine having such a low functioning nigger brain that you can consume cannabis and still be the same

>>18239442
life is never the destination, it’s the journey. let me guess you also gave depression and no direction and watch porn daily

>>18239442
Imagine living when you can just have an electrode implanted in your brain that gives you infinite orgasms.

>>18239465
imagine dying in shock inducing pain from monkeypox you caught from a stray dog

>>18217189
Lmao at everyone thinking bitter receptors need to die. Bitter receptors don’t die, that would be like having all of your taste buds die. Just stop forcing yourself to enjoy bitter food and drink and admit it’s too much for you. These excuses are beyond autistic. Also this doesn’t mean you’re a “supertaster”

>>18239475
im so sorry that happened to your dad, rip

>>18240326
he was a good lover at least.

>>18217084
Lambic, I fucking love it, but I know I'm the wierd one

>>18240328
There’s no denying that

ok but IPA

>>18218706
>I'm a full blown alcoholic
I start involuntarily shaking if I don't drink, come from a long line of fatal alcoholics, grandpa used to make "Døden fra Lübeck" the names a reference to the black plague, its taking wood alcohol, mixing with soda and then boiling it

I just do my day job, go home and drink cheap white wine until my stupid brain stops working

But. A frosty pilsner in a hammock in the garden is unironically better then sex

>>18240390
How do you drink laying in a hammock? Wouldn’t it give you a lot of gas?

>>18236298
I fucking hate that comic so much

>>18240400
>Wouldn’t it give you a lot of gas?
If I have so little regard for my health and safety that I drink over 3L of wine a day, do you think I would care about farting in my own garden?

I miss alcohol like you wouldn't believe. I stopped drinking so I could lose some weight and improve my health a bit, but being sober is so fucking boring. Sure I've lost like 45lbs in 4 months, and not being hungover all the time is nice, but I just want to sit at my computer and have 12 or 14 drinks.

>>18240423
I literally can’t drink beer laying down I have to sit up and beltch before I take another sip. Ikve tried many times

>>18217070
It’s bollocks
Even as a young kid I enjoyed a taste of my dads beer
It’s just refreshing and very palletable

>>18225331
Lol it’s hilarious because any doper can quit any day and literally nothing happens, tell an alcoholic faggot to stop drinking for one millisecond and it’s
>OHHHHHH NOOOOOO I DONT HAAAVE A DRINKKKK IM LITERALLLLLU DYYYYINNNNNGGG AHHHHHHH
Hahahaha you’re just like the homeless

>>18239434
All those 25%+ strains are faked in the lab testing. 20-ish % is pretty high for a good plant naturally.
>I grow marijuana for a living

>>18217070
projection from people who were introduced to beer with gross fucking IPAs and didn't instead get a better first impression from something that isn't trash

I have beer once every couple weeks, usually no more than two or three. At most it's like a little buzz.

>>18217070
Because if you're some shut in weirdo, the notion of people liking things you don't like is an incredibly foreign concept. Like one of my old coworkers was basically a cat lady and unironically claimed that no one actually likes wine they just pretend to like it to look cool

>>18223586
>b-bro ok fine maybe the taste isn't for me
>b-but you TOTALLY look like shit while having fun!!
>heh gotten
Basement dwellers man

>>18223567
My dad let me take a sip of his beer when I was a child and it was delicious

>>18217084
>>18217070
Homemade mead>mead>beer
Hefeweizen>other ales
Pilsner>other lagers

Simple as.

>>18217084
Pilsner is a lager, dummy.
>>18219996
>>18225604
You burger boys have a serious Belgian beer fetish. I've had close to a hundred different Belgian beers and only a handful were outstanding/memorable. It's a meme but most of y'all don't realize cause Belgian beers are not as accessable.
>>18242212
Schwarzbier > Zwickl/Kellerbier > Export > Maibock > Pilsner > Lager

If you don't like warm beer than you don't like the taste of beer.

pizza and beer is the greatest thing on earth. ill never understand how people even eat it without a cold one.

>>18242665
Do you eat them together? I don't like to have beer with a meal, especially a bunch of dough and cheese. Either with a small snack, on an empty stomach, or an hour after a meal. Otherwise it's just bloating.

>>18218706
>alcoholic can't understand why someone would enjoy the taste of a beer especially after getting off work or doing work in the yard
Man, I just feel sad for you.

>>18241761
>any doper can quit any day and literally nothing happens
you wish, DUDE. LMAO

i thought beer was disgusting and didnt understand why anyone would like it either

i started drinking it and became accustomed and now enjoy it

>>18223878
>oly user taking pictures of his camera instead of actually using it
that's fujislug and leicafag behaviour cabron

>>18217087
I wanna like beer but i just dont like the taste maybe i've only drinked shitty beer

While beer can be enjoyable, every other option is better

>>18217087
That doesn't give me a sense of anything. What a thoroughly bizarre post.
I love everything about beer and always have done, ever since I was a toddler, but I don't blame anyone for just...having a different tongue than me. Some people don't like bitter stuff. Oh no? Like, I hate those sweet wines and could never drink them. People don't make fun of me for that.

>>18240344
True patrician taste right here
Lambic is the only beer worth drinking imo

>>18244668
Option #2: kys

>>18244668
i dont care how delicious you think your uncles semens is, thats just wrong

>>18217070
Guinness is good. Yuengling is good. I have not had any other beer but these and a few bottles of Coors.

>>18236298
If I ever encounter Randall Munroe in real life, it's fight on sight

>>18223605
Anon, what do you think an IPA is?

>>18239442
This particular attitude has made significant contributions to the impending collapse of human civilization

>>18239382
weed is really serious business. if you can't handle the ganj you are NOT a real man.

faggot.

>>18218706
Fellow alcoholic here. I have the same feelings. The thing is primarily people (alcoholics or otherwise) have a completely different relationship with alcohol, I think a person can genuinely enjoy the taste of various types of alcohol but because you only care about the intoxication none of that ever factored in or likely ever will. The arguments about alcohol are wildly varying because of how people have grown up with or come to associate it.

>>18239382
>you're a child for not smoking so much pot that you become physically dependent on it have to toke up before you go to sleep or else you'll get horrible night terrors

>>18243444
alcoholics are diseased and never miss a chance to indulge in their vice

>>18246709
Ask me how I know your year of birth begins with the number 2

>>18239382
lol calling someone a child because they take less recreational drugs than you

>>18242622
It depends on the beer. PBR is the only macro beer I can think of whose flavor improves by being warmed up.

>>18225331
this person exists only in your mind

>>18246881
it's literally every single dipshit pothead

>>18219544
Yes, most of the time actually

>>18217084
I disagree on a case-by-case basis

>>18239442
Sometimes the efficient choice is the right option, but sometimes, getting on the horse for a bit of downtime is enjoyable and maybe even beneficial in a pros-outweighing-cons kind of way.

>>18240344
>>18245423
too sour, too sweet

>>18239442
imagine drinking alcohol when ketamine exists

>>18248061
where do I get it, sans flying to Berlin?

>>18236298
The absolute state of Reddit...