/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18208717
Naked Janeway

Froggy road

>>18208717
I wanna dip my balls in it

Zero calorie steak

> Teen. Girl babe. Hot.

>>18208788

>>18208717
Lightly-seared wagyu beef simulating the texture of Deanna Troi's thighs, with a side of stinky cheese simulating the smell of her feet after an hour of hot yoga with Beverly Crusher. Er, hot.

>>18208781
I am on the way the hospital. Several of my internal organs have ruptured, my sides have split, and my kidneys are on their way to mars. Thanks asshole.

>>18208735
i cant but think this is intentionally made to get viral, ive seen how incecream were made, no way in those factory is an environment for frogs

but having some jackass think its funny to grab a frog and throw it in the icecream seems way easier

>>18209065
Look at the top left. Looks like more contaminates. Seems like if it was intentional, it was intentional at the factory.

Shit on Shingle - steamy

>>18208964
Kes did not age well

>>18208726
>not 7o9

>>18208717
Cappuccino, made with an 18 year old Italian virgin's breast milk, medium-hot

>>18209205
>18 year old Italian virgin
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>>18208717
Tar toast

>>18209218
um Mary? dipshit

>>18208717
Tea, Earl Grey, hot

>>18208717
bug à la niçoise, with a side of synthetic authentic low-mein

>>18209253
>Nazareth
>part of Italy
Catholics idol worshippers are always good for a laugh.

>>18209316
look at a painting sometime bud

>>18209324
Rome started to occupy Galilee later in the Hellenistic period, but at the time, there were no troops to the north of Judea. You're nuts. That being said, Jesus would have never been crucified if he had just stayed home. But that wasn't his purpose.

>>18208717
Banana Cream Pie

Hasparat

>>18208717
Janeway's sweat drenched ass, room temperature.

>>18209065
The toad is embedded in the material in a way that would require the whole thing to be molten when it was added.

The computer can wait until I'm fucking ready, it's my servant. I'd have it replicate it's own mouth so it can suck my fucking dick and shut up

2 jet’s pizzas!

>>18209609
The prop department said it was just tortillas with cream cheese and peppers. Based on what the show said about them setting one's tongue on fire, I guess you could make it hot peppers, but it's fucking rolled tortillas.

I'd culturally appropriate the hell out of that and make it with spinach tortillas, horseradish sour cream, roast red bell, and roasted garlic cream cheese. Primitive Bejor children.

>>18208717
A bottle or a water based skin safe lubricant and a 1 to 1 scale replica of Dr. Beverley Crusher's feet. Heated to a temperature of 315 degrees kelvin. Smelliness factor increased by 10x. Disengage safety protocols.

>>18209065
i thought it was butter

>>18208717
Computer, 1 litre of warm stallion semen served in a comically large wine glass.

>>18209647
Not really actually. You can see its legs are actually not embedded. Only its little left hand looks like it's embedded. Otherwise it is squished flat between the surface and the lid. You can also see raised edges around it, indicating that the surface was already set before being disturbed when the toad found its way there.
>>18209082
That's probably the toad's last lunch it puked out before getting squashed
I don't see how it would have happened at the factory. The ice cream gets shat out of a nozzle, that toad would be mangled goo if it was mixed in the aggregate somehow. Unless it got there in the very short time between the bucket being filled and the lid being placed, it's gotta be fake.

>>18208781
it's an absolute kind of kek

>>18208717
tres leches

>>18208717
the replicator.

Diesel and a lit match

tomato soup

Vulcan milk

>>18209341
>Rome started to occupy Galilee later in the Hellenistic period, but at the time, there were no troops to the north of Judea
According to Luke, Joseph and (pregnant) Mary’s trip to Bethlehem is undertaken in order to satisfy an imperial command that all individuals return to their ancestral towns “that all the world should be taxed.”
Why would they leave Nazareth by the order of a census taking that wasn't being enforced by Roman troops?

>>18208717
a 90's choco taco