/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18194779
They have the least heavy metals of any fish

You can eat canned sardines literally every day and you should

>>18194779
>How frequently can I eat canned sardines?
as often as you want.
i wouldn't recommend eating it because it's cat food, but that's your choice, anon.

>>18194808
OP here. But that's exactly why I want to eat them every day. So I can take a break from being human and purr while eating them and then take a long nap afterwards :3

PS. I also suck cocks

>>18194779
BEWARE!
She's the "sneaky bitch sardine eater" and has been on wanted posters for years!

>>18194811
eh, not tickling my fancy.
maybe if you rolled around in fresh cut grass.

>>18194779
Why does she look like a big fat indian pig?
Why doesn't she have pokies?

is there a shilling campaign by big sardine or something why is there a thread about canned sardines every day

>>18194880
Don't cross that line

>>18194863
Because you're homosexual and are yet to realize.

>>18194779
Don't eat seabugs.

>>18194787
Can extra metals leech out of the container?

>>18194955
>Top: motion via hydraulics
>Bottom: motion via musculature

It's all so tiresome.

>>18194968
Talk to those chink, russian and african cunts, they're the ones with the rare earth and heavy metals.

>>18194968
Where do you think those "green energy" batterys and shit come from, biden e-cars, look up the stuff in the areas where these metals are mined from and also know that it's only what's exposed.

>>18194968
My heavy metal reached out to yo mom's container yo

God I love brown women so much.

>>18195274

>>18195282
Anon I have to go to my job surrounded by only white women. Please don't make me depressed this early.

>>18194779
>>18194779
>How frequently can I eat canned sardines?
on the hour every hour until full or out of sardines.

>>18195274
Same. I don't know why or where it came from. Even when I was a kid, my first "girlfriend" in fourth grade was puertorican.

>>18195282
At least she's got some pokies

>>18195274
I don't. I find 99% of them disgusting and smelly.

But I would fuck this one.

>>18195381
Aye laddy, the good old fashioned in and out

>>18195379
>>18194863
dude what the fuck is wrong with you, you can't see shit in these photos

>>18195613
I can see enough to masturbate three times while looking at them. Will probably do it again tomorrow if the thread is still up.

>>18195621
I'll bump that, she has pokies and a cute belly button

>>18194969
Endoskeleton: good to eat
Exoskeleton: piece of sheet

Putting fish in oil reduces its omega 3 content.

People can eat more sardines in oil because they can eat more without having an excess of mega 3 fats.

>>18194955
Lobsters have more in common with cockroaches than they do scorpions

>>18195878
In our classes we learned that young and sheet...
endo: squish crunch
exos: crunch squish

>>18195621
>if the thread is still up
You know there's a way to save pics you see on the internet so you can look at them later right

>>18197588
When you touch youself at night you'll get hairy palms.

>>18195381
You need one that is only slightly americanized and still holds traditional values.

>>18197588
Sure, if you want to take the thrill out of life you can do things like that.

OK, I masturbated one last time and am done with this thread now. Actually getting horny again thinking about that girl, but after looking at the images again this time I will have finished wanting to masturbate while looking at her.

>>18195274
thats kind of cringe. just the way you said it, not exactly the message itself.

>>18198812
This, instead say brown women owe me sex.

>>18194779
there is no limit to how many deenz you can eat. You could be a deenzitarian and probably still be reasonably healthy.

>>18198812
>>18198833
It's the transportation more than the message itself.

>>18198967
Fuck yeah!
I'm starting to glow green and stuff!

Anyone here think that I can command creatures from the black lagoon?

YES MY FRIEND HAVE YOR FILL!

>>18198812
My bad anon.
God I want to fuck the shit out of brownies so bad.
Upvotes to the left

>>18194779
You could add them to a broccoli and lettuce based soup

>>18194968
Technically, yes, but you have that issue to some degree with literally everything in the modern world
If you wanted to minimize toxin exposure as much as possible, you might want to try Riga Sprats since they're packed in glass jars, but that would raise the price point significantly i imagine