/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sheffield United Football Club have the Greasy Chip Butty song:

YOU FILL UP MY SENSES,
LIKE A GALLON OF MAGNET,
LIKE A PACKET OF WOODBINES,
LIKE A GOOD PINCH OF SNUFF,
LIKE A NIGHT OUT IN SHEFFIELD,
LIKE A GREASY CHIP BUTTY,
LIKE SHEFFIELD UNITED,
COME THRILL ME AGAIN

this is some of the worst food ive seen posted here

>>18187714
Poof

THREE CARBS. These chip buttys all look like they're missing butter, but they remain proper scran.

Scraps? Scraps of what?

>>18187704
Pappa al pomodoro will always be better than a chip butty.

>>18187863
Scraps of batter off the fish

I imagine this tasting good in I made this at 2am drunk kind of way, not a I paid $5 in public way

>>18187714
You’ve got to be a colossal faggot.
Even as a Burger I think that looks fucking delicious.
I’ve personally never thought a chip butty looked/sounded all that great, but I didn’t know they could come with scraps.
Those scraps are like a fucking game changer.

>>18187704
>scraps
based

>>18187863
if you're a poor kid you can get a bag of them for free at some chippys

>>18187881
This is some Long John Silvers level nasty, for my American-bros

>>18189781
Thanks bud. Now I get it

Dinner if you're a poor britbong kid

>>18189781
>this is some delicious level nasty
Go to bed, grandpa. You can’t even make sentences. When you wake up ill tell you how the war ended again.

>>18187704
that looks pretty good actually but where's the butter?

>>18189863
this is just fat, there no nutrients in this

>>18189863
>>18187720
>>18187712
>>18187704

that's vile, even for free.

Why do americans like to pretend they don't enjoy fried food and empty carbs as much as we do
>NOOO FRIENCH FRIES AND WHITE BREAD I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAA

>>18189879
It's a perfectly coherent sentence, your brain is just shit from eating goyslop like Long John Silver's

>>18190966
Cause we don't lean on it as a point of pride or part of our national cuisine. Plus British chips are weak; why cut the skin off the potato? It's so good when the skin crisps up on a french fry.

>>18187704
Someone post that webm where two guys make a chip butty and it's basically the gayest webm in the universe.

>>18191307
>Cause we don't lean on it as a point of pride or part of our national cuisine
Yes you do lmao, you're the worst at it

>>18187704

>>18191351
Give 3 examples

>>18191393
make me

>>18190966
americans will say and do anything to better their perceived relative standing against other people and countries no matter how outlandish or far out from reality it is. it's a defence mechanism because deep down they know they live in a joke nation created as a tax haven for rich anglo saxon bluebloods that later became a vassal state for israel, but they like to pretend they're some hyper-advanced civilisation whose common bond is some faggy rights based morality derived from a faggy document of which its precepts aren't even respected 99% of the time in their society. any time you see a burgercuck popping off on here it's to deflect from the fact that the united states is burning to the ground and there's nothing they can do about it.

>>18191419
cope

>>18187712
fuck off piggy UTO

>>18191419
cope and seethe

>>18190516
Fat is a nutrient poopybrainsman

>>18189863
>yeah lemme get uuuuuuuuuhhhh..... just a bag of grease m8

>>18191533
They're free lad.

>>18189278
stfu nigel you aint fooling anyone

>>18191419
Not reading all that lmao

For me it's pie in a barm