/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18189285
Nobody cares. Go back to temple you fucking jew. We will not be your cattle.

I wonder if it will be renamed for UK Wendy’s? Their names are so much better.

>Though the core menu items will remain the same as other global Wendy’s markets, some of the names will be changed to appeal more directly to the UK and Irish markets.
>According to the marketing director of Wendy’s UK Ltd., the signature burger known to much of the world as “Dave’s Triple” will be sold in the UK under the name “David’s Private Reserve Beefington Mk.III”.
Fucking most based burger name ever.

>>18189301
Take some meds and consider the fact it’s your own fault you don’t have a dad.

>>18189302
Based name for a based burg

>>18189309
>you don’t have a dad.
But.....how does someone exist without a father? What kind of riddle is this?

>>18189285
Just in time for me to not be able justify spending that much on fast food again!

>>18189285
>Remember those things the black kids with no functional home dynamic ate in the cafeteria before class?
>NOW YOU CAN PAY MONEY FOR IT! AREN'T YOU EXCITED?

Take your meds you fucking schizo /pol/ autist.

>>18189285
Can we get some fucking syrup variety please? Give me blueberry or raspberry at least.

>>18189285
Nice, a reason to postpone my suicide

>passing toast as fast food in current year
DAR? (Do americans really)

>>18189285
Goyslop thread?

>>18189371
Oh, see, everyone has a "father;" Not everyone gets a "dad."

>>18189862
>get into $90,000 car
>fill it up with $5.00/ gallon gas
>drive to wendys and sit in the drive through breathing carbon monoxide fumes for half an hour because store is understaffed
>hand 13 year old boy my American Express Platinum credit card
>charges me $13+tip
>hands me a greasy bag with what is literally a slice of bread covered in egg yolk and some goysyrup
>eat my sloppa while my Tesla drives me to my $10,000,000/year job as a butterfly net salesman in manhattan

the absolute state of amerimutts

>>18191793
Oh, so it's a cultural thing. Fair.

>>18191822
cry about it

>>18189285
Humanity is premiering this month, you jags!

>>18189285
I remember my school had these kinds of things sometimes and they were really bad. I'm not sure I trust Wendy's to make these edible for people who don't drink straight Karo.

>>18189302
And you HAVE to use the full name when ordering.
No mistakes, and no second chances.

>>18191822
>my Tesla drives me to my $10,000,000/year job as a butterfly net salesman in manhattan
Was this meant to be an epic burn?

>>18193193
The rent is
$9,000,000/year

>>18189285
Wendy's is stealing ideas from other restaurants. Last time it was the honey butter chicken biscuit from Whataburger, this time it's the french toast sticks from Burger King. Imagine the lawsuits.

>>18193614
My brother in Christ, Burger King did not patent french toast