/ck/ - Food & Cooking

what the fuck does that even mean

>>18186273
>he doesn't understand the analogy

>>18186273
Nothing. It means fucking nothing, no matter what tenuous links OP tries to shit out that basically amounts to “they are both a thing that exists and they go in via the mouth”

>>18186273
>>18186277
It means vodka is no the steak of alcohol. You tarded or somethin?

>>18186288
Anon, you have brain problems.

>>18186273
It means chicken breast = plain, boring, nothing to it

>>18186270
This is a Stoli board, kid

>>18186275
Excuse me, I'm trans.

>>18186273
>>18186277
It means that chicken breast is the vodka of food.

>>18186320
>hurr, durr, x is y means x is y

>>18186332
Faggot

best thread on /ck/ right now

>>18186270

what about Gin?

>>18186378
stay on topic please

>>18186270

>>18186273
function over form

>>18186270
True.

>>18186409
your aint shit, satan

>>18186409
Fuck off

>>18186409
reply to this post or everyone on this whole fucking planet will die within the next hour

>>18186373
This.

>>18186270
This isn't your fuckin blog!!

Yeah I agree. Versatile, cheap, and gets the job done. Though one is protein and the other is poison so keep that in mind. Although I guess you can use the vodka for cake glazing. Wouldn't really care for a chicken cake though.

>>18186273
>what the fuck does that even mean

>>18186423
make me

>>18186273
It means you should prefer beef over chicken.

>>18186273
It means that OP is drunk

I love food, making it, reading and watching food content etc. But that's one of the things that actually prevents me from eating. I'm extremely autistic about it and can only eat "real meals", something like sandwich (unless it's something like croque monsieur) doesn't count so I'd rather eat nothing than make it. And then when I do make something it has to be perfect so I'll spend literal day or two reading the history of it, watching any recipe I can and make sure I get all the ingredients. After all this effort when I finally sit down to eat I mostly enjoy a few bites before I start feeling full yet still empty and it feels like it wasn't even worth making. When I had money I'd order take out and it'd still take me at least 2 hours to decide what to get but at least it was easier and less stressful. However now I'm broke

>>18187702
Ohhh...
Husbant...
>However now I'm broke
Now we are homeress....

I live off vodka and chicken thighs

>>18186409
Good thing that I went "AH!" and closed it without reading it. Hehe. I'll bet it was a "reply or mommy die" post. Who knows? Not me.

>>18186273
straight-up source of protein = straight-up source of alcohol

>>18187713
haha yeah

>>18187897
kek you actually solved it

>>18186409

You can't win.

>>18187903
i solved it first
>>18186402
wheres my fucking pat on the back

>>18187932
my bad. didnt see it

>>18186409
ack!

>>18186409
Already happened in rapid succession over the past two months. Nothing can hurt me now.