/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18184857
>3mb limit
sorry, anon.
i'm just not going to perpetuate bad choices.

oh wow look a video of a person putting some rice and meat in a container, how very interesting

>>18184857
All of that for $6 too, gotta love it.

>>18184857
> all that dumbass rice

>>18184857

>>18184933
based boomer snack

>>18184968
>snack
That's the closest thing to a supper that skeleton could still make after his wife btfo'd on him. The final meals of a dying man.

>>18184880
I've taken a date there before, the pizza bowl is gooooood af, panty dropper tier good. The wait for a table is like 2 hours though, the garlic bread is huuuuge and also good af. Worth it

>>18185002
His wife?? He's a career gay you newfag. He's been buggering twink in Hollywood since the silent era.

>>18184938
why are americans like this? Nutritional education must be terrible there.

>>18184857

>>18184938
why are germans like this?

oh look all the exact same webm's that have been posted here repeatedly for the last couple of years.

>>18184938
god I hate mutts

>>18185390
so why don't you make a new one instead of being a faggot whiny ass bitch?

>>18185104
>they ruined KF for this shit

>>18185384
Most of the cultural elites did not survive the war, their genes were thinned out too much from the gene pool.

>>18185390
I get bored too but I'm sure the first time we saw something we were entertained by it was a repost.

>>18184877
>>18184868
>>18184864
This is an employee at Panda Express filling a container for themselves. It was filmed a long time ago as they stopped having that style of beef like 5 years ago.

>>18185763

>>18185763
>>18185773

>>18185002
>wife
lmao

Tom is what they called a confirmed bachelor back in the day.

>>18184857

>>18185936
my boy rocking that fitbit.
He'll be slim in no time!

>>18185936
what a disgusting creature

>>18185944
gotta work off all those frog legs

>>18184890
The way he holds the bottle bothers me more than anything else in this webm.

>>18185967
he clearly has a physical disability ya daft cunt

>>18184901
the peppers were still raw lol

>>18185112
Do mexicans really?

>>18184891
That's a fairly small amount of food for one person I'd say.

>>18184891
>>18185002
Isn't that kinda dope tho? Strip away everything but legit sloppa recipes, isn't that what we are?

>>18185976
It's more mental than physical if he's drinking søylent

>>18185079
>Americans are known for using the word "Leben"
Somehow you're dumber than Americans. No small feat.

>>18185517
>did not survive the war
then they were not elite, were they.

>>18186100
Do you think that word means immortal, retard?

Japanese food would never

>>18184880
Of course it's Chicago.

>>18184933
whats the channel name please

>>18186171
Featureman

>>18185112
basado

>>18185079
>>18185437
pures leben is a german show.

>>18185035
If she put up with waiting two hours for that slop she was clearly going to fuck you anyway.
Was she homeless and starving? Did you pay her for the date?

>>18185987
Makes for a decent breakfast tho

>>18184880
>cute Asian girl
>horsefaced whitoid
inb4 NUH UH SHE JEW
You’re all fucking Jews. Europe? More like Jewrope. USA? More like USery

>>18186006
Yes
>I’m gonna make a trough of sloppa out of some “le ben” and jerrys and inhale it for pre post brunch second breakfast

>>18186264
Me at 4am in the kitchen LOL

>>18186264
Imagine the sex

>>18186104
Every time I get pissy about my life/job I remember that this webm.

>>18185980
YOU CAN EAT RAW PEPPERS LOL

>>18184890

>>18186427
what's a garloid

>>18184901
>spoils-from-the-emu-wars.webm

>>18185112
I wanna know what all that stuff is and I also want one of those ice cream cone things.

>>18184880
TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BOWL

>>18186006
>>18186261
Implying they dont show American tv shows in Germany. I think i remember it on tv in australia too. Big fat American.

>>18186394
How does he get out

>>18186656
He has to cram it up his ass.

anyone got a webm of ja/ck/'s youtube show intro?

>>18184942
What in the fuck is happening here?

>>18186501
I think Pures Leben is actually the name of the fatlady. She's American, they all have weird names.

>>18185763
>GIANT beef ribs
t. literally never seen a cow

>>18185951
He seems nice

>>18186694
His behavior does not. He might have a bright soul, but his appettence is disgusting.

>>18186264
>0:41
fucking kek

>>18185878
Onko Pasi vielä hengissä tai vankilassa?

>>18185035
yo on god fr? bussin

>>18186656
He has to eat all the eggs

>>18186132
yeah, lets get some New York style pizza in this thread

>>18185763
>>18185773
new york was a mistake

>>18186730
Didn't even go for the obvious "pizza pie"

>>18186730
Honestly seems like a fun place, and if you got there with people then ordering something that absurd will be shared. I would go to this place.

>>18184880
The chef looks like just the guy to make pizza bowls.

>>18184952
I hate this, it is revolting

>>18186801
He looks like that guy from that one Kitchen Nightmares episode.
The one who didn't speak English, was obviously fucking the female owner, and was eventually fire so the somewhat cute sous-chef/translator could step up since she actually knew how to make a goddamn meatball.

>>18186656
Even AI can't explain it.

>>18185944
This gif is more homoerotic than straight up guy on guy buttfucking

>>18186830
It's us who are inside, he is the only one outside.

>>18186903
We have to eat all the eggs to escape

>>18184914
chinkacado?

>>18186730
i would demolish that hotdog. everything else is just sloppa

>>18185476
lmao

>>18185763

>>18186857
kek i thought the same thing

>>18186264
Man thats just saddening

>>18185035
Did she brap garlicky farts in your face after dinner

>>18184914
i hate this faggot because he knew and very much could have just turned it off. then the guy just starts crying to make him look like more of a bitch.

>>18184857
>chinese food
>is actually food made to higher American standards
desu

>>18184938
how do they come up with the most unhealthy, revolting foods?

>>18186436
a made up food item or animal.

>>18186830
the "AI" is trump

>>18184952
>green egg
>"homemade" pizza clearly all prepackaged ingredients
>neglected stone patio
>horrible fag dog
Die erwige boomer

>>18186656
simple, he uses the eggxit

>>18186795
What is she eating? I don't understand what's in that bowl

>>18186427
is this chinese parasite food?

>>18186501
Literally the first result on youtube shows she's German. You stupid motherfucker. You can't even use Youtube. Once again proving the impossible: there is someone out tgere dumber than the dumbest American

>>18186427
Are those the penis fish of Korea? Tge one thing even Chinese refuse to eat?

>>18187176
It would appear so

>>18186730
Imagine trying to hold a ball at these places

>>18186366
>imagine the smell

>>18185763
>>18185773
>42 foods that will kill you at the table

>>18184890
>>18186392
always kek

I met a guy that was surviving on soylent. the guy was a weirdo, prolly autist, that was saying he hated eating and that soylent was a benediction for him.

he was thin as a matchstick, with poor dentition.
he was really good at video games though.

>>18187288
There's so many other better meal replacements

>>18186903

nice thread
dumping old stuff

>>18186491
kek

btw i post this every now and then if OP is still alive and you want me to delete the file, I will.

are ja/ck/s allowed in the thread?

>>18184857

>>18187354
>looks like literal logs of shit
kek

>>18187307
This webm really needs to end with them going in the kitchen and it's absolutely spotless.

>>18187296
So it seems brother... so it seems

>>18187367
that was intentional

>>18186656
He doesn't, that is his personal hell in perpetuity.

>>18186903
He understands the lesson of Wonko The Sane.

>>18186730
cute guy

>>18187367
>looks like literal logs of shit
but with sesame seeds, in north america we call it fine dining

>>18186394
How does he get in?

>>18185967
He has a deformity in his hand.

>>18186375
If the pepper is raw the meat is raw.
The pepper must at least be medium rare

>>18184938
What's wrong with the Dainish?

>>18187165
>implying that the #1 haters of Americans aren't Americans and Americans larping as Euros

>>18187814
He has to sell all the eggs.

>>18186795
i don't remember this john waters film

>>18187880
vegetables generally cook at way higher temperatures than meat does

>>18185773
Stopped at "best Cuban Sandwich" in LA. Maker of the video is clearly retarded

>>18185763

>Edible cookie dough

As opposed to non-edible cookie dough!!?? Have I been eating plastic with chocolate chips this whole time???

>>18184952
why doesnt he just push it off with his fingers?

>>18186677
Marie is putting onions and garlic in the oil because it's the oil that gives it flavor. What sauce is Marie using you may ask? Why it's Contadina sauce because Marie is confident in the salt content of the sauce.

>>18184942
oh what a lovely gif, it's been a while I've seen lil' maria on this board.

>>18185079
Yes only if this poor woman was told that's unhealthy (preferably in a context of a four-year degree) she'd stop doing it

>>18184857
Does that entire tray of food get sent to the floor at the very end?

why are you chucklefucks still using vp8 for fucks sake

>>18188564
shut up nerd

>>18188564
you think everyone is going to convert all their webms just because?

>>18188564
4chan thinks half of all VP9s have embedded files

>>18188576
they do

>>18187307
Reminds me of when I painted apts in college
>was $55 for a studio apt
>get a call from a complex they offer me another $55 to clean it out
>sure thing, how bad can it be? its only like 220sq ft?
>get keys, goto apt, 1st floor, have my dolly bucket with 5gallon paint, rollers, tape etc
>try to open door, wont budge
>lean into it and fall thru the gap
>2ft tall stack of Papa Johns pizza boxes, Dr Pepper Cans, empty bottles of Jack in the entire studio
>go back to office and get a box of 50x 55 gallon trash bags
>get told the tenant was arrested for DUI and given 3 years bc it was his 14th DUI/DWI, get told to trash everything
>go back, start stacking pizza boxes on bed, its an Ikea Malm bed like I used to have before going college out of state
>literally 200 boxes of PJ boxes
>start with cans, fill 7 55gallon trash bags with Dr Pepper cans
>notice among the trash there are DVD cases, open one, dvd is inside
>brand new, with just one thumbprint on it, start collecting them
>collect more than 500 DVDs, and about 150 adult dvds
>more than 50 empty bottles of JD and Johnny Walker
>start taking trash out to dumpster, take cans to my truck, 2 bags full of DVDs
>decide I will keep furniture, and he has a 36" Sony Bravia TV (this was before LEDs and Plasmas)
>since I have weekend to paint the place I take the cans/dvds, other stuff to my apt
>go back take furniture to a resale store, total I will get $400 if it sells in 30 days, $300 in 60 days, $200 in 90 days and only $50 after that
>head back to see what else I can find, people always hide money/drugs/guns in their apts
>under sink find 3 zip log bags full of pot
>in a cereal tupperware thing is a .22 pistol
>some jewelry in a coffee tin in the bathroom
>under the sink of the bathroom is the nastiest thing I have ever seen.
>pull out of box of wax flakes, like the kind you make candles with
>behind the box is literally 2 dozen homemade 14inch wax dildos covered in shit.
will always be burned into my mind

>>18188564
Yeah sure let me go and refind and reedit every video source file so I can encode an imperceptible improvement in quality at a rate of one frame a minute to satisfy codec nerds.

>>18187288
>I met a guy that was surviving on soylent. the guy was a weirdo, prolly autist, that was saying he hated eating and that soylent was a benediction for him.
>he was thin as a matchstick, with poor dentition.
>he was really good at video games though.
This sounds eerily like instead of soylent he would been way better served with a good therapist specializing in eating disorders and with a decent knowledge about autism.

>>18188581
This whole story sounds honestly pretty depressing.
>get told the tenant was arrested for DUI and given 3 years bc it was his 14th DUI/DWI, get told to trash everything
>more than 50 empty bottles of JD and Johnny Walker
Reminds me of a story my dad once told about about a granduncle(?) or so of him (or at least fellow parish member) who was generally well liked by everyone in my dad's parish, when he passed away, I don't think he was too old, they found his cabinets were filled to the brim with empty korn (german unfiltered grain vodka) bottles.

>>18186394
Surly King of the Unfunny.webm

>>18185936
>eating a burger upsidedown

>>18186374
you get to make yummy sausages for people at least

>>18186264

>>18184952
do people not know about cornmeal?

>>18185749

>>18188581
What a rollercoaster. I feel like there's something legally off about the owner effectively giving you the tenant's shit, but it sounds like you made out. How'd you handle the uh, final surprise?

>>18186795
Every day I dislike italians more

>>18186828
do polentones really.. ?

>>18187387
>knuckle tattoos
>soi face
>soi hair
At least he is being a nice betabux and making dinner for his wife's son.

>>18188742
>How'd you handle the uh, final surprise?
I used to repaint apartments and fix them up after people moved. If I found shit covered dildos hidden away back under a sink, I would have closed the sink and pretended like I found nothing, and leave it for the next asshole. (no pun intended)

>>18188806
>no pun intended

>>18188723
so much food, why is the population starving wtf

>>18188687
>>18186264
Why is Asia such a shithole bros?

>>18188723
Soon the North Koreans shall wage Jihad against the Great Satan, Inshallah

>>18188877
Because the American devils stopped supplying aid during the war.

>>18188877
starvation and empty roads is just american imperialist propaganda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P2f92E2SAk

>>18188581
Guess what, motherfucker.
I'm out of prison now and I want my stuff back.

>>18189079
I kneel to the onion man

>>18186501
she's a german chick getting "hotdogs" from a can. No one that I know of sells hotdogs in a can (with german writing on it) in america.

>>18186501
also the Brock-wurst brand is Meica (a german brand) if you watch the actual video on youtube she speaks german.

>>18187354
is that just a steamer

>>18186830
What is this AI

>>18188742
Nope. They forfeit everything on a certain date if they don't renew their lease. Do this work in a college town and you will make bank this exact time of year every year. Those kids leave cash and brand new appliances and all sorts of things because mom and dad will buy new when they move back in the fall.

Other than that, people leave crap they don't want, don't want to move/take to the dump, or don't want to pay to store.

>>18188806
Carlos?

>>18189193
Trump

>>18187387
What a shitty movie

>>18185763
Now that I think of it, why haven't I ever tried dipping the side of a burger in melted cheese? I'm enough of a disgusting pig to consider it.

>>18187387
Imagine looking this fucking pretentious while you cook a grilled cheese

>>18185390
You're here too much.
There are are at least 5 here that I haven't seen posted before.

>>18185763
The giant beef rib, prime rib, stone crab, and boozy ice cream all look pretty good.

>>18189355
>imagine caring for your craft and son
>imagine seething at a movie clip representing this
>imagine being you
tell us about your father anon

You don't have to tell me what happened...

>>18185773
Pho burrito, giant cinnamon roll, and raclette burger look fun

>>18188723
you know the lack of fucking advertisements all over every surface is not unappealing

>>18184857
The one good thing about living in America is that you'll never starve, even if you're poor as shit.

>>18186427
What the fuck is wrong with koreans

>>18189546
>The paper towel ripping at the bottom
Oof, I feel that one

>>18189546
dishwasher almost made me cry laughing

>>18186795
Pies are supposed to be flat.
They knew what they were doing

>>18186104
breakfast machine.mp3

>>18188877
because it's edited with stock footage
they show you about a dozen "wraps" at the start, then stock footage of gyros from the internet

>>18188723
Having tons of people and no food for them is a tragedy but thia video is almost more unsettling because there's (the appearance of) so much food yet almost no one is eating it. it's all just for show. they're wasting food and time and film space just to give off an eerie vibe that any normal human picks up on instantly: where are the people?

there's no one else eating except the stte-approved munchers. "Look at all the delicious food we have!" yet it'll all get thrown away once you stop shooting for the day.

>>18189408
He's not perfect but I love him

>>18185944
I tried making a chip butty and it was pretty fucking good desu. Better with ketchup in it than as a dip the fuckin retards

>>18185749
>This is an employee at Panda Express
no its not. stop lying.

>>18189474
It's unfathomable how much an someone has to actively strive to fuck up their life to go hungry in this country even actual homeless people get tons of free food.

>>18188682

>>18185936
At least one person on this board seems to give a lot of care about this guy to dump webms of him. I don't really get the appeal unless someone being exceptionally pathetic is actually something you want to fixate on, I dunno.

>>18184942
Mm, garlic, just like mom used to saw up.

>>18184933
Featureman is so based. Thank you for reminding me about him

>>18188682
I will literally never understand why I want to fuck that frankenstein bimbo who's covered in surgery scars

>>18189873
>Come home, white man

>>18186264
>she was walking backwards to her normal life
Fascinating! She should be an anime character.

>>18189656
We are all broken people anon. You should make him a nice steak dinner and smoke a cigar with him.

>>18184933
The best part is when he tells you the whole meal costs 83 cents

>>18185936
i always thought it was fascinating that he smashes the burger into his face trying to fit more into his mouth
the fact that you can take multiple bites is almost alien to him, shove as much shit down your gullet as fast a possible or you'll starve

>>18185763
they are just promoting those places, 90% of them looks like fucking shit

>>18189873
Meh if your gonna get surgury at least go whole hog

>>18188877
>>18189640
The only people who get access to this are the absolute top tier Party officials and their families, and tourists if they ask for a "local experience" hard enough

>>18190136
Yea, it's literally called "the privileged" there. They have separate markets and everything that commoners aren't allowed to even enter

>>18184880
>penis pot pie
Niiice

>>18185104
Damn I bet she would straight rip your dick out by the root

>>18187064
Yes, hes an entertainer like all youtubers. Hes also a mukbanger and its tough competition with each other, you either be boring and eat slop regularly, become nikocado disgusting, or be dumb and let chaos ensue for viral success

>>18189640
here is how the average street food looks like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdhSuJ47Zqw

>>18186483
their dorilocos
doritos
carrot
cucumber
jicama
cueritos
peanuts
and whatever salsa you want

and that's not ice cream there made of whipped cream and they are crap, the whipped cream is dry and hard and only on the top so the cone is empty and it leave an oily felling in you mouth

>>18184890
>why do my muscles hurt?
>because you've never used them before
haunting

>>18188687
That croptop salesman

>>18186427
me when my penis gets cut up

>>18187064
its fake crying, and he let it keep going because it was funny and would entertain the people watching his stream. fix your autism

>>18189556
Oof ouch oof, oh goodness, did your heckin OCD give you a spookerino? Not the heckin OCDarino!

>>18190557
His joy in the successful followup seemed very genuine

>>18186104
...is he naked under that gown?

>>18186264
that's just sad and you are all shit human beings for laughing at it

>>18187405
rispecc

>>18189079
Legends say he is still cutting until this day

>>18184933
hello food fans

>>18188581
RIP I know the feel, because of various jobs I had my nose in poor/retarded/druggie people shit.

Anyway Because of coof and ramping alckie, I know someone like you will have to dig into my stuff one day when I die.

I hope it can make a decent 4chan green text story worth posting on reddit.

>>18188682
I’m glad your keeping it alive brother

>>18187354
Pretty sure javs use that for the scat videos.

>>18189546
the ketchup cum did it for me

>>18186857
I know, I always expect it to end in straight ass-fucking.

>>18185763
>42 foods you need to eat to die

>>18187354
steamingpileofshit.webm

>>18184864
>oh wow look a video of a person putting some rice and meat in a container, how very interesting

chinese doner

more potato

>>18185104
I can beat her up chudsisters.

>>18185763
>>18185773
goyslop moment

>>18185944
did they fuck

>>18189640
Fucking retard, the meat tornadoes are in a factory.

>>18192010
Are those the yellow steamed buns from bite of china?

>>18186281
insider is run by jews

>>18190469
dude has a physical disability

>>18189881
Obese women have more issues with childbirth

>>18186907
we ARE all the eggs

>>18187288
>he was thin as a matchstick, with poor dentition.
>he was really good at video games though.
Makes sense.

>>18184933
>drops meat
>misses the bread
bruh

>>18185985
>Do mexicans
Only the portions of mexican culture that have been corrupted by criminals. That's prison food. Wannabe bangers eat it so they can feel tough, and ex cons eat it because they're used to it.

>>18186104
These never look like they're as clean as they should be.

>>18192513
that's disgusting, fuck canada

>>18186281
whatever you say vatnik

>>18192594
It's an advertisement for paper towels. That's the joke.

>>18186264
she's been through some serious shit

>>18192540
Great vid, thanks guys for not saying what the literal first ingredient is in the dish.

>>18192603
>bitch starts crying because she got coffee on her shirt
Women are weak subhumans and I'm tired of pretending like it's not a fact. Woman up ffs I know you are physically weaker than men but holy shit this is below even the common standard.

>>18192602
>>18192594
i'm canadian, i never buy spongi-pochettes because the ads in QC are full cancer with an has-been comedian.

that made the sandwich extra cancerous

seriously, the bagel is not toated, the bacon is not frien, no colour, the cheese is just melted not toasted. i can forgive the dressed all over chips because it's a funny ad, but that sandwich sucked and makes me want to separate.

>>18188581
A friend of mine is a property manager. Many such cases.

Another friend of mine got paid to clean up an apartment that was in a nice building. He figured, how bad could it be? It was a fairly nice building. All the apartments had been renovated over the course of a few years. It was spotless. It turns out that there was a lady who had lived in her apartment since well before the current owners had bought it. She had some kind of lifetime lease that they couldn't break. She died in there, and nobody found her until the stink started to leak out of the place. She'd also been a hoarder. The whole place was full of newspapers and trash.

>>18186427
Imagine the sound.

>>18189640
This is your brain on American propaganda.

>>18192540
>Beef and tomato
>No garlic or spices of any kind
The fuck?

>>18192619
>the bacon is not frien

>>18192010
That's a pita

>>18189079
>this impresses the amerishart

>>18188723
>not having the meat shaved off by a swarthy fat guy covered in hair, flinging sweat on everything and bellowing orders at employees

Why even live?

>>18192603
The joke here is that they're all too polite to say anything until he misgenders somebody, and then the swat team drags him out.

>>18192618
>>18192754
It's an ad for a domestic violence helpline. it's not even /ck/ related.

>>18184891
How do people eat that shit? Seriously, like physically how? Is this literally just a restaurant for dragons? Either theres some dragon american conspiracy here or obese americans are able to dislocate their jaw at will

>>18184901
I never understand how these people always cook a bunch of different shit the same way together, don't they know that all but one of the ingredients will be completely raw or atleast moderately under/overcooked?

>>18192887
Their website (https://www.trufflesnbacon.com/menus/#famous-food)) says it feeds 6 to 8 people. Besides, Nevada doesn't have the kind of mountains that dragons like to live in.

>>18184880
I fucking hate americans so damn much

>>18184938
Damn america should be nuked. You guys are an embarrasment for the human race

>>18190136
>>18189640
No no no. No starve in North Korea. People happy drive cars go work eat meat. All people privilege no people hungry all happy eat. See picture no starve where see hungry?
Live love laugh
>>18192658
Yes. America devils lies. No listen devils all lie North Korea Best Korea eomcheongnan.

>>18185785
It really is impressive how basic and shitty midwestern food is. Like just take a slop hot dog and dump a mountain of cold shredded cheese on top. Lovely...

>>18185079
>>18192932
>tfw it's germany

>>18192938
Don't you have a shit quota to meet?

>>18192938
Ive been posting pro-russia propaganda for 14 hours straight bro i deserve some rest
not that im complaining. im not okay i love it i love it dont tell them

Hey guys
Everythings great here
Love my job
Putin is the greatest of all

>>18192902
What's the point of having a bun then? I know its just an insider thing 'woaw look cool unique grease bucket' but you cant even eat that, same with those fast food super tall burgers unless you take it apart since they have buns in the middle

>>18192938
How many 4 ft tall emaciated jungle gooks do you guys think you could fight at once? I think I could probably hold my own against 10-15 or so, especially if they haven't been fed in a while.

>>18188588
>imperceptible
Blind, stupid, or retarded, or all of the above.

>>18187293
As a diet tool I often mix protein isolate (25-50g protein + vitamins + BCAAs) and greens powder with water (all in ~200 calories) as a lunch substitute. PicRel.

What do you see as better options than soylent?

>>18193132
Oh go fuck yourself. I've spent hours optimising videos for filesize limits but the improvement in a 3MB file from VP8 to VP9 is shit all, feel free to re encode the eggfort and prove me wrong.

>>18186795
russia moment

>>18187311
George Floyd used to make banana mayonnaise sandwiches for him and his brother because he couldn't boil water

>>18188687
Why not just raise rats instead jesus. This is depressing.

>>18188880
We controlled the first couple of Philippine presidents with the CIA and made them become pawns of U.S corporations instead of developing their own economy so that we could get cheap sneakers and shit. For the other countries in the area you can probably just blame communism.

>>18188712
not white people

>>18192669
>doesn't frien his bacon
tell me your ngmi without saying you're ngmi

>>18189666
true, i use bbq sauce, i used some sweet baby rays last time and it was great. gotta get chicken salt on those chips tho.

>>18185957
that's funny but also sad and pathetic

>>18192603
The wet tshirt makes my pp hard

>>18184952
>Doesn't even have an oven
>still spends on the big spatula
I hope they stopped cooking altogether

>>18186104
lewd

>>18187300
Is BBQ the biggest meme in the culinary world? Dried-out, over-priced meat that has to be doused in a gallon of sauce just to be edible?

>b-but muh smokey flavor!
f I wanted my food to taste like smoke, I could lick an ashtray for a fraction of the cost.

>>18194476
>Dried-out, over-priced meat that has to be doused in a gallon of sauce just to be edible?
You're just describing poorly cooked food. You could do the same thing on the stove or in the oven with no smoke. BBQ is not inherently dried out and there are styles that don't use sauce.

>>18184891
literally how do you even go about eating this?

>>18187959
Normal cookie dough without the 'edible' tag has a chance of giving you salmonella anon.

>>18189408
>Imagine caring for your craft and son
AH YES THE CRAFT OF GRILLED CHEESE

>>18186104
So I guess large intestines and kidneys(?) go straight to the garbage? I knew casings were made out of small intestines but It never crossed my mind what happened to large ones

>>18184880
kill all american

>>18193029
best korea strong all feed destroy anerica devil lie and die best korea yea!!!

>>18192603
Looooooooord, I caaaaaaaaaaan't chaaaaaaaaange