/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Even MORE tech startup garbage that nobody will ever see on their plate despite dozens of articles by "journalists".

let me guess, costs five times as much as beef?

>>18182947
Hey, refining sawdust to be food grade ain't cheap goyim!

>>18182937
White people will eat sawdust before just nuking Africa kek

>>18182947
I'd be impressed on how they managed to make a byproduct cost 5 times a pound of beef. It's startup culture just embezzlement?

>>18182964
Uhhh

>>18182996
>embezzlement
We prefer the term "unintentional misuse of funds".

>>18182937
Sawdust is already used in food products, this just sounds like a logical step

>>18182937
>people don't know about sawdust cake

>>18182937
>>18182996
They grow fungi on the sawdust. It probably doesn't taste anything like meat, but then again that's every meat substitute ever.

They're making it a reality.

>>18182958
Yeah! Don’t you know it takes a lot of resources to convert that wood into something edible? A hell of a lot more energy and manpower and waste that needs to be properly handled and treated than raising cattl—oh wait..

>>18183036
Then fucking sell it as mushrooms. I would fucking love some more affordable mushroom varirties. Use the unedible sawdust to grow actual food, we've been doing the same thing ever since domesticating animals.

>>18182937
god damnit, are we seriously going back to bark bread? some fucking serious famine food

>>18182964
kek, odd seeing this here.

And that's a good thing!

>>18183143
>naah, don't worry about it

>>18183077
some bacteria DO IT FOR FREE

>>18182964
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>>18182940
Bingo. These people are literally content trawlers who scrape the internet for literally ANYTHING to write about to pad their sites advertising views. Modern journalism is a race to the bottom.

aren’t a lot of mushrooms farmed off a sawdust base?

I read an article about medieval peasant diet, and before the first harvest of the year, when they were running out of food, they would put filler like tree bark and clay in bread flour.

We're going full circle.

>>18182964
Based lust penis poster.

>>18183363
in Victorian England they put potassium aluminum sulfate in the flour, as filler and whitening agent.
I'd rather eat the bark desu

>>18182964
You were a lust penis

>>18183363
theyre not putting tree bark in the food
theyre selling you the tree bark itself for 3 times the price of real food

>>18183354
sawdust is made of cellulose and our body can't break that down normally. mushrooms however can.

>>18182937
jesus going from breadcrumbs to sawdust
what has the world come to?

>>18182940
/thread
I'm sure there are plenty of angry post-election tourists who are going to get upset and think the NWO is coming down because of one sensationalist blog.

>>18182964
This as well.

the fuck is this name?

>>18182937
Literal famine food, lmao.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bark_bread
But remember, you will be happy.

>>18182940
churnalism

>>18184648
Finnish

>>18183098
Wrong. They sell mushrooms that were grown on the sawdust. Wood mushrooms are not uncommon or unusual.

>>18182964
Absolutely based. It has been a while and it's just as good as the first every time.

>>18185181
That name is far from finished, that name is what you get when you open the package and dump all the letters onto the fucking table.

>>18185323
Aafke is a Finnish/Dutch name. The surname "Eppinga" is Dutch.

>>18182937
>talk to a vegan retard who eats meat substitutes
>I can literally wear through their protein during the conversation
>they start stuttering and hiccupping while trying to think
>they forgot the human brain is made out of protein
>within minutes they start talking about how good I smell
>I smell like the chopped steak and mushroom stew I just ordered and practically drank
>tell them this
>they attempt to lecture me on the dangers of eating meat all over again before their mouth starts watering
>lol at them

>>18185421
Based

>>18184640
I'm on the other side; I support these kinds of sustainable food advances as long as there's no WELL DOCUMENTED negative side effects, and I'm sad that the technology never really goes anywhere. by the time everyone starts caring, it'll be too late.

>>18185181
Mitä vittua?

>>18182964
Sovl

>>18186001
there will never be well documented side effects because that research wouldn't earn grants or get published

>>18183143
>>18182937
Why is the tone always so condescending and filled with contempt?

>>18187173
If the mice trials show increased cancer. We will just skip the human trials, and say that mice are not the same as humans. Worked for the beyond crap.

>>18183047
According to massive baby whiner William Osmond who commits contract fraud for people disagreeing with him in YouTube comments, it's about 25%.

pretty sure I have been eating saw dust for years

? meat is already sustainable, there isn't a cow limit

frostpunk moment

>>18182964
>flying detachable dinosaur penis
Raptor Jesus remembers but does not approve.

>>18182964
Star Fox doesn't deserve to be treated like this.

>>18187609
Because that's how much they hate you. Even when trying to trick you into following their agenda they can't contain their sneering contempt

>>18182937
Cant they just let us eat the meat?

it's called cellulose

They grow mushrooms off the wood, process the mushrooms into a meat substitute and sell the leftovers as insect food. Way to go not even reading the article you reactionary illiterates.

>>18189326
Deserves got nothin to do with it

>>18182964
Fuck me I haven't seen this one in years. Thank you based lust penis poster

>>18182937
they baked bread with sawdust during the great wars when there were shortages of wheat and all other grains to make flour from
makes you wonder what they will adulterate bread with when things actually go upside down

>>18187609
they see us as less than cattle.

>>18190079
won't eat ze sawdust, simple as.
Now you be a shabbos goy and get a big mouthful...you're not a nazi are you? Finish your sawdust loaf and you might get some crickets covered in chocolate flavored syrup.

>>18182937
You WILL take your meds.

>>18182964
You too.

>>18185329
Aafke is absolutely NOT a Finnish name

>>18182964
I always wonder if people draw stuff like this just to create memes or if they actually jerk of to them.

>>18189547
NO! MEAT BAD! Eat the sawdust and the bugs and pay five times more.

>>18190079
that's right, I'm not reading your propaganda bullshit. if you want to make shit articles with misleading titles then don't complain later.

>>18183354
You are correct, anon.
Oysters would be a classical example

>>18182947
Only retards would buy this crap. So they price it to maximize their profits from retards.

>>18190792
As someone with a similarly bizarre fetish, deffo the latter.

>>18183333
Absolutely based quints. Journalism hasn't existed for years. What you're looking at is just sensationalism.

wood is a false good idea when it comes to the envirronment, because your trees needs several decades to grow, so you can't really make them a substitute resource for anything.

>>18191268
and the award for dumbest post of the day goes to...