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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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18178637 No.18178637 [Reply] [Original]

What the fuck is his problem?

>> No.18178648

What do you mean? That looks like a nice, moist, piece of chicken.

>> No.18178651

hes fat. never trust a fat person. they dont respect themselves, so they wont respect you. they take every shortcut they can. they dont have self discipline, so they dont do anything properly.

>> No.18178652
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>>18178648

>> No.18178655

>>18178652
Amazing, absolutely perfect. He did it again.

>> No.18178656

>>18178651
I trust a fat chef. Never trust a skinny chef.
>I don't fucking trust jack though

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>>18178655
You're fucking disgusting

>> No.18178667
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Early YouTube success got to his head but didn't pan out (views dropped off, Walmart stopped carrying sauces, didn't do well on that Shark Tank rip-off show) plus the strokes. The strokes really changed him, doubly so because he doesn't do the exercises to recover from it. He's fine just one handing everything forever I guess.

>> No.18178673

>>18178667
I'm sorry, he had a stroke and just didn't try to recover? What exercises are you even supposed to do?

>> No.18178674

>>18178667
Man that's so scary. I dont want to end up like that or worse, half of my body paralyzed, stuck in a nursing home having to drink thickened water and shit in diapers.

>> No.18178689

>>18178667
He also got his foot in the tv door with that nuwave infomercial, his dream come true perhaps.

>> No.18178695

>>18178673
I don't know, but there are exercises you do to basically relearn how to use your arm/whatever part is most affected and he didn't do it. Of course it wasn't that bad until his second stroke. His first was a warning he ignored

>> No.18178706

>>18178666
Please don’t post the ones where he’s eating. It’s so disgusting. I just about threw up.

>> No.18178715

>>18178706
The definition of a goyslop eater.
>>18178695
What a shame

>> No.18178734

>>18178695
Honestly wish his entire half got paralyzed so this fat sack of shit had to live the rest of his days in misery in a wheelchair unable to wipe his own fat ass

>> No.18178741

>>18178734
I was going to say overreaction but then I remember he was maybe a minute or two from murdering his son for smoking marijuana, almost choked all the life out of him by his own admission

>> No.18178749

>>18178741
>he was maybe a minute or two from murdering his son for smoking marijuana, almost choked all the life out of him by his own admission

Based, fuck weed addicts

>> No.18178754

Can someone dump the corn dog webm?

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>>18178754

>> No.18178848

>>18178845
I-Is he boiling it?

>> No.18178861
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>> No.18178862

>>18178637
That's easy!

Jack is one of those clout chefs like Instagram made famous. He doesn't actually EAT what he makes on camera because it's all dolled up for show like fast food commercials. Except the Dunning Kreuger is strong with this one and he actually believes his presentation looks appealing and he's in the same league as those Instagram chefs with mason jars topped with triple layer German chocolate tortes.

Wastin' food for clicks kinda shit.

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yes, boiled in oil

>> No.18178935
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Lol

>> No.18178938

>>18178866
kek it's not even hot and he still drop it

>> No.18178949
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>>18178862
kids in africa could have eaten that undercooked chicken and shitslop surrpise

>> No.18178964

>>18178861
this is the one for me

>> No.18178984
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>> No.18178985

>>18178949
Imagine being the customer who got those pies.

>> No.18178993
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>> No.18179008
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>> No.18179009

Remember when he cried on that redneck shark tank show?

>> No.18179015

>>18178848
Looks like oil. It just isn't hot because Jack.

>> No.18179016
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>> No.18179020

Why is the pan never hot
Let your pan get hot, fat man

>> No.18179022
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>> No.18179028
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>> No.18179029

>>18179020
Lazyman recipe: anything with cold pan

>> No.18179031

>>18179016
Why do you lie in webm names?

>> No.18179032

>>18178652
His knife is hilariously dull.

>> No.18179042
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>>18179016
she is the queen of /ck/

>> No.18179044
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>> No.18179057
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>> No.18179060

The cold pan thing is supper annoying but I think I might be more angry about his Lazy Man recipes that require more work than just doing it the regular way.

>> No.18179061

>>18179022
Why would he do this?

>> No.18179064

>>18179008
Is he too lazy to reshoot his fuck ups?

>> No.18179067
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>> No.18179068

>>18179067
Isn't that the dogfood bisonmeat?

>> No.18179069
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>>18179064
Yes

>>18179061
Tried to cure his pink eye or something

>> No.18179072

>>18179057
Does anyone have the link to the video of him being forced to apologize for that or be sued by the manufacturer?

>> No.18179073
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>> No.18179076

>>18179069
I think he accidentaly bought those fake chinese chemical-eggs

>> No.18179078

>>18179073
what the fuck is he doing

>> No.18179083

>>18179078
Drying a thawed turkey, I presume so it's safe to put in a fryer
Except he's using a fucking blow drier for some reason

>> No.18179085

>>18179078
suicide by the way of salmonella

>> No.18179091

>>18179083
what should he use instead?

>> No.18179093
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>> No.18179096

>>18179091
Paper towels

>> No.18179098

>>18179091
Something that dries without applying heat
A sane person would reach for paper towels

>> No.18179100

>>18179093
Why wont anything go right for jack

>> No.18179101

>>18179078
blowing salmonella all over his kitchen

>> No.18179105
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>> No.18179107

>>18178667
>The strokes really changed him
Too bad they didnt change his diet. Dude has a fucking stroke and not long after he's back to eating like a pig.

>> No.18179109

>>18178648
i know youre trolling but have you ever tasted undercooked chicken thighs? i bet my balls this shit will be extra hard to swallow

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>> No.18179115

>>18179109
Jokes aside, it's actually fucking awful.

>> No.18179119

Who do you respect more /ck/ Jack or Kay?

>> No.18179120

>>18178741
it was from aggressively putting his hands on his step mother, jack's wife and brap queen Tammy, not for smoking pot.
the devil is in the details here, kiwi

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>> No.18179130

>>18179096
>>18179098
i would've used an oven with the heat off but the fan on. maybe im jack tier intelligent

>> No.18179139

Hows this guy have two wives, kids, and a house with a huge kitchen?

>> No.18179143
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>> No.18179145

>>18179129
Why didn't he bake it?

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>> No.18179153

>>18179149
It’s joocy

>> No.18179157
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>> No.18179160

>>18179157
He can't be without tasting something for a second, the tongue must have the food first.

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>>18178984
>ceramic knife
>try to cut wood with it
>slightly bend the blade with every stroke
>"oh no it broke"

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>> No.18179185

>>18179022
Is it water? Is it liquor? Is he sprinkling paprika in it? How the fuck is that supposed to help with pinkeye? I can't believe somebody can not only be this retarded but also record themselves doing retarded shit and post it online for the entire world to see.

>> No.18179201

>>18179185
i think it's cayenne

>> No.18179207

>>18179100
Room temperature IQ makes any task seem difficult

>> No.18179229

>>18178993
I will never forgive Franco for this. That man is the only reason you got to even make that film. He has been mocked and made fun of for years for something he put all his autistic little heart into, finally gets the hollywood spotlight he always dreamed of and you deny him a chance to say some words. Fucking faggot.

>> No.18179234

>>18179072
How could you be sued for that?

>> No.18179243

>>18179229
I don't even get the problem, Tommy doesn't seem like someone who would just blurt out n words and stuff if he got the mic.

>> No.18179246

My sides

https://youtu.be/v4i3lNS0zeM