/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18174974
Smack his daughter on the ass and tell her to cook us a steak, medium rare just like how Gordan likes it

>>18174974
>You are dating Gordon Ramsay's daughter and now you are meeting him for the first time and you need to cook for him. What do make?
I'd probably make something that does NOT include a few glugs of worchestershire, like everything else he makes.

>>18174974
>What do make?
Creampie in her lil cunny

>>18174974
i put my chicken in his daughter's preheated oven

>>18174974
>>18174985
>>18174986
>>18174996
Shes 20 years old, she wasnt even born before 9/11. You're all cradle robbing creeps. These kids are none of your business.

>>18175009
We're the same age then. Im gonna slide in her dms right now

I’ll impress him with a grilled cheese sandwich with actual beautiful melted cheese

>>18175018
He'd get mad for showing him up in front of his daughter like that

>>18174974
>Dating Gordong's daughter.
>When I could be making my way into Claire Saffitz' skirt by working on her stream's production and convincing her to have an affair with me.
I get close to her heart with my baking prowess, she warms up to me and tells me how boring her life as a mother and housewife is, we get a couple hours in a room every weekend and I get to suck all of that Kosher milk out of those supple tits.
If you get me riled up in fantasyland I'll steer away from your gay scenarios, OP. Be warned for another time.

>>18174985
This but order mine well done

>>18175025
Then I bend her over and show him how to do that right as well

>>18174974
>You are dating Gordon Ramsay's daughter and now you are meeting him for the first time
No I'm not.

obviously

>>18174974
>Make something I like
>Doesn't give a rat's ass if some pretentious chef-celeb ((likes)) it
If he had any manners he would just shut up and eat the food.

>But what food would you actually make
Lentil tomato soup with homemade bread.

>>18175009
weak bait bro but yous are incoming nevertheless

>>18174974
I'm too old to date anyone under 25.

>>18175064
Very mature and conscious decision

>>18175009
>SHE WAS ONLY 20 YEARS OLD, YOU SICK FUCK!

>>18174974
A grilled cheese while making constant never wavering eye contact

>>18175103
That's not what its about it's about decency. If you've ever actually hung around young women you would know they behave still like kids compared to mature women with real life experience and responsibilities

>>18175123
So what, do we raise the age of consent to 43 + at least one divorce? You grow up, if there's grass on the field you can play ball.

I'm roasting a chicken. It's piss easy and delicious. Probably garlic mashed potatoes, skins on, and maybe some roasted carrots since the oven is already on.

>>18175135
>skin on oven rosted chicken

>>18174974
A cocktail,
Then >>18174985

>>18174974
YOU. JUST. KNOW

>>18174974
Filipino chicken adobo with long grain white rice, ez to make and tastes great.
Then we can double team her for dessert

>>18175128
I'm saying there needs to be a law for anything. I'm just saying you're weird, and most people think you're weird. And then people who think like that are always the one's who get none

>>18174974
cheese toasty

>>18175190
Fuck off you disgusting pedo. She's not even that hot

>>18175028
>Claire Saffitz
Who?

>>18174974
Just make a simple local dish she really likes, with the best ingredients I can find. Bio fruit and veg, slow food meat races from select producers, raw milk cheese, Roellinger spices and vanilla, Maldon salt. He's smart enough to understand.

id make him his shitty egg frito pie and laugh in his face she'd probably get a kick out of it because she's a teenager and they all hate their parents

>>18175216
High octane fuel for my fetishes

>>18175204
Woman moment

>>18174974
Make her cook
Make her call me Daddy

>>18174974
Fish soup.

>>18175204
you've outed yourself as a cat obsessed roastie. no man wants you old hag

I make a marco pierre white recipe featuring knorr stock pots

>>18175204
>nooo you cant just be in your early thirties and sleep with 20yo girls
>its indecent to even approach them reeee
would you please return to crystal cafe or plebbit or the facebook group you crawled out of and never return? ty ty :*

>>18175477
What if I want to sleep with a hot cougar?

>>18174974
Entrée
>salad with burrata, cherry tomatoes, vinaigrette
>veggies in tempura with soy sauce
Plat principal
>filet mignon, roasted potatoes and caramelized carrots
Dessert
>creme brulee

Grilled cheese.

Nice and not burnt.

A good shepherds pie

>>18175524
That's just gay and he would probably call you a pretentious cunt if you failed that menu in any way.

>>18175123
thats the point you dip
lemme guys
you think "kidz r annoying!"

>>18175516
rape her

>>18174974
grilled cheese, cause i know that cunt cant make it.

>>18175918
But I want her to "rape" me.

>>18175477
You're a degenerate and nothing is changing that. I shouldnt need to worry though because you havent had sex once in your life

>>18175009
>20 years old,
damn, that IS nasty
fuckin' hag

>>18175009
Wow, so the self-righteous “anti-pedos” are now saying 20 is too young. You guys really do love settling down with 35+ arbys crotches with 3 brown kids. 16+ age of consent here, I’ll keep that thank you.

Chicken paprikash with crispy skin bone-in thighs

>>18175965
Its not about too young it's the fact that shes none of your business. Since you actually think 16 is a good aoc that obviously let's me you know you're a predator creep

>>18174974
grilled cheese, with actual melted cheese, the traditional single serving kind of cheese. it's gonna blow his fucking mind.

>>18176056
*fucks your kids*

>>18176056
>16 is a good aoc

>>18176056
>16 is a good aoc
16 is, in fact, too high... and so it's lower in my country.
Now seethe more roastbeef.