/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i'll have two number 9s

A number 9 large

>>18173899
Where is the kitchen?

>>18173899
2 double QPs
2 large fries
10 pc nugget
large vanilla shake w/ whipped cream and cherry on top

>>18173899

>>18173899
double qp
large fries
sprite

A number 6 with extra dip.

>>18173899
Don't Elliot Page threads belong in /tv/ or /lgbt/?

>>18173899
No.

>>18173899
Fuck off goyslop giver

>>18173899
which mall are they dreaming of shooting up bros?

>>18173899
Yeah, I order you to shut the fuck up

RES Г ROOM

where's the ordering machine?

>>18173899
listen here you wagie cunt, i'll have a wrap of the day WITHOUT cucumbers, fresh french fries and a medium oasis WITH ICE. did you GET ALL THAT??? WTHOUT CUCUMBERS. WITH ICE. should I say it again?

>>18173899
can I have a Floyd Burger?

>>18173899
Probably not correctly

>>18173901
One braphog special coming up!

>>18174630
This is the food I’d spit in for sure

>>18174642

>McDonalds using "heavy weight" twice

The sweet irony

>>18173899
Go make me a sandwich

>>18173899
let me guess the ice cream machine is broken again.

>>18174837
go get me your manager boy

Ding fries are done

>>18174642
How did this work? Did you just have to drive thru and say nigger lives matter and you get a free big mac? Why did I never hear of this?

>>18173899
No, it's mine.

>>18174630
Oasis?

>>18173899
Can I get two whoppers please

>>18173899
I need to do meth and use your shitter

>>18173899
I'll have 20 Mcdoubbles

>>18173899
One McDouble extra pickles.
One McChicken.
One medium fry.
One 6pc w/ S&S
One xl hi-c orange
three cookies

Oreo mcflurry
>It's my cheat day

>>18175313
Oh you're just silly aren't you? We both know whoppers are from burger king!

>>18175082
uk soft drink

>>18173899
3 mcChickens
Large fry
Strawberry shake (for health)

>>18175423
>extra pickles
Fucking based.

>>18175423
>Cookies
Order discarded

>>18174642
what's in it? a banana? can I pay with monopoly money?

>>18175619
Your opinion is negligible, McWagie

A big Mac and a vanilla milkshake with extra cum

>>18173899
I'll have a grilled chicken wrap, with big mac sauce instead of the ranch
oh, you don't do wraps anymore? *leaves*

>>18173913
That’s a rather small amount of food for one person, you should consider getting more for yourself. You deserve it.

Do you guys take cash?

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>18175063
Are you retarded?

Samurai Mac set, kudasai.
For me, it is most trustworthy of fast food sandwich.

>>18175636
>>18175063
how trollable are you niggers?

>>18173899
Well nevermind I'm like a half a decade in the past, my biggest issue is that I seem to be in New Jersey. Can you tell me the fastest way to the airport?

>>18173899
Hi can I get a soft serve cone? Oh and $200 cash out

>>18173899
yeah ill have everything on the menu but processed through the shake machine please?

Big Mac with fries, a small strawberry milkshake and 6 nuggz

>>18173899
>I want the chicken nuggets from my childhood, you cocksucker motherfucker

>>18175011
Jesus, haven’t seen this in about 20 years..

Welcome sir... what would you like sir? Please do not mock the hat sir...

Can I get two double hamburgers, a medium fry, and a large Hi-C Orange?

>>18177165
This is the lowest IQ board next to /v/

>>18177743
quit projecting polchud

For me, it’s the mcGoyslop, part of a healthy good breakfast!

>>18173899
Three steak egg and cheese bagels, three hashbrowns, and a large Coke.

>>18177743
Really? Did they gas /pol/?

>>18174642
You only get a floyd burger if you pay with a counterfeit $20 and are high on fentanyl

>>18175011
Man, mozzarella sticks for 99 cents. The cheapest I've seen them at mcdonalds is like, $2.89 now. I don't even get why, it's just a breaded cheesestick, they shouldn't be that expensive

Also half the time you get them, at least one is hollow because they cooked them wrong, and they'll never refund you for them no matter how many are empty

>>18174837
Not much point, they make everything to order now anyway so that's likely made everyone a lot more fussy. Last time I was in the queue most people had at least one change so you'd essentially be spitting all day

>>18173899
>that mcvalue menu
>almost everything on it is below 2 dollars
>my mcdonalds is 3/4 dollars for a fucking cheeseburger

>>18173899
Is this in a mall? I have never seen a McDonalds set up like that, and as an American I am an expert on McDonalds.

>>18179532
No.

>>18179447
yes

>>18173899
>decide your going to get into modelling
>work years on building connections
>pay hundreds/thousands for an agency to get your name and image out there
>no one shows interest, but then it happens! Your first gig- a general photoshoot
>they tell you to show up first thing tomorrow afternoon but are light on details, oh well
>you spend all night and day getting ready for your big chance, wondering which catalogue or magazine will be taking your pictures
>the next day comes and you walk into the shoot with confidence, excited for your first big step into a new life
>they hand you the McDonald's Uniform and hat and tell you to get dressed and head over to studio 2
>haha whaaaaaat? This must be a joke right?
>3 hours later they finally close up shooting for the day
OPs face when

>>18173899
No, I'll use self service, it won't get the order wrong.
You can fuck off and fry some shit until they build a replacement for you too.

>>18173899
Can i get uhhhhhhhhh

>>18173899
I get less water than cola for the same price?!! Bitch i wanna talk to the manager!

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>18175423
>>18175609
wtf i always ask them to remove them. it's just a salty piece of dick skin.

For me, it's the McChicken
https://youtu.be/kVbl1C618X4?t=3777

>>18180461
kek

>>18173899
100 spicy nuggets

>I'm such a useless piece of shit in life I can't even get hired at my local McDonald.
fuck

>>18173899
Lmao no

>>18173899
3 mcchickens a medium fry and a medium sprite

>>18173899
1 Arch Deluxe
1 Mighty Wings
1 Mcrib
1 Shamrock Shake large
Large Fries
and 3 Sechuazn Sauces please

>>18181063
if you live in europe those spots actually pay okay so they are highly sought after by art majors that didn't realize their decree is used for money laundering when it pays

>>18179496
because you fat cunts accept the bad quality 99% of the time and pay the prices 100% of the time

>>18173899
two triple cheeseburgers please
that'll be £4 or so B)

>>18182475
Well what am I supposed to do? Set the place on fire? I complain and they shrug their shoulders, I complain to corporate and I get a form letter telling me to piss off

Also I wish I were fat, I'm recovering from stomach cancer and can't even physically eat my TDEE at the moment without being sick half the time. I'm turning skellymode

>>18181641
no, I'm in Leafistan.

>>18173899
I’d like three niggers and four coons please.

God I can't wait till they replace the Mcwagies with robots.

>>18175423
>>18175609
McD pickles are rancid garbage. The only place where I ask them to remove it.

Can anyone tell me how you are suppose to know what they have at the menu at MCdonalds when ordering?
I have never been to a MCdonalds where you can actually see their menu outside a few burgers on the display.

A mcchicken, mcdouble, and small fries.
Do you charge for water?
>yes
Just the sandwich and fries then.