/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18170346
the fuck is sosig

>>18170357
Babyspeak/meme word for "sausage".

>>18170346
Replace pajeet sauce with malt vinegar (sometimes mixed with HP sauce) and that’s my order

>>18170362
wtf have we really transgressed that far? whatever

>>18170346
Mushy widdle peas, lightly fried fishy-wishy-delishy, a glass of milk and I'll usually bring my teddy bear and blanket to get comfy while I eat.

>>18170346
Haddock, chips, mushy peas, salt, vinegar, and a gherkin

>>18170374
found the chud

Menu hack:
If you order your fish “Midlands Style”, it comes with tartar sauce and coleslaw.

>>18170346
I'm that asshole who goes
>chips
>curry sauce
>chicken

>>18170397
what do you mean

>>18170407
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chud
He's calling you a Finno-Estonian.

>>18170412
>regarded as highly beautiful, with fair skin and light hair

>>18170346
Almost the same but I get a battered cod roe too and no curry sauce. Usually haddock for the fish.

>>18170362
Man, this dug up a memory of that decade old meme on /b/ of misspelling food names. What innocent times.

>>18170346
Chips.
Battered sausage or fish.
Salt and vinegar.
Simple as.

Or, a tray of mixed kebab meat and chilli sauce.

>>18170405
That looks more like my batter used, than OPs.

>>18170405
>"Mum... Wuts 'Middluns Style'?"
>"WAT?"
>"Twitchy bloke sittin o'er in the cornah said he wanted 'is fish and chips 'Middluns Style'."
>"The hell he think this place is? We ain't got a secret menu! Give 'im tartar and coleslaw like we give tha tourists."
>"Yes, mum..."

cod and chips with a buttered roll

>>18170405
>If you order your fish “Midlands Style”, it comes with tartar sauce and coleslaw.
I've lived in the midlands my entire life and I've never heard of this.

>>18170447
this is so reddit

>>18170623
Maybe it’s just a regional thing in the northern area of the westernmost part of the East Midlands.

>>18170346
Battered sausage and chips

>>18170731
upvoted

>>18170780
>northern area of the westernmost part of the East Midlands.
sheffield? you lost me

>>18170596
Based bitchy old chippy woman

Pizza crunch, black pudding, chips, irn bru

>>18170731
Newfag

Obligatory fat Scottish girl at a chip shop
https://youtu.be/yiYrOEH9dm8

>>18170346
I live in Australia. Which has superior chippies.
>usual order
burger with lot, chips, drink.

>>18170346
I went to a few chippys in Scotland. I went ham with the malt vinegar

>>18170346
Flake and chips
Flake in Australia is gummy shark, but with batter looks just like the fish in OP

>>18170346
as a matter of fact I ordered cod F&C thursday night.
I passed out waiting for the doordash bitch, but I woke up two hours later and no one had stole my package in the front of my door.
it was bretty gud.

>>18170346

Fish
Battered chips
Curry sauce

>>18170346
I went to a chippy in Dublin and they gave me this mountain of french fries with meat and mysterious white sauce in there. it was fucking delicious if I'm being honest

>>18170374
Sosig has been in internet speak for a good couple years. Get with the times chudlord.

>>18170884
I made the mistake of ordering a medium chips from a chippie near wollongong
it was over a kilo of fucking potatoes. a genuinely ludicrous amount of food for less than a blue swimmer

>>18172257
No it isnt. Youre just retarded

>>18170866
wish we had pizza crunch down souf
>>18172309
it's a minor meme, mostly associated with that gordon ramsay pic

>>18170346
Tfw there's no chippy around here in my small town.

>Pollock>Haddock>Cod
>chips
>lots of s&v
>mushy peas
>curry sauce

>>18170346
Potato scallops

>>18171088 fuck forgot about flake

>>18170346
>Haddock
>Chips
>Mushy peas + curry sauce
And I used to have an Irn Bru too before they became terrible.

>>18172294
Yeah there's a big range in chip sizes all over the place especially if they aren't doing combo meals. I drove down to Victoria once and after crossing the border I stopped for lunch in this generic aussie run shop and when I got my order I got asked "minimum chips". I was momentarily stunned. What does minimum chips mean? I just stumbled a "yes". I'm still not entirely sure what it means. It was a bit more than what I'd consider enough for one person.

A small fish and chips, curry, scraps, scallop and a tartare

>straya
Fried shark
Chips
Potato cakes
Fried dim sims

J.J. Fish and Chips >britbong food

>>18173819
Keep sucking that corporate cock, Goyim.

>>18173831
ive never been,I just see them all over. But cant have you uppity brits to think we're all napping.

>>18173841
I’m not a bong.
You’re a retard though.

>>18173464
Fuck off Queensland filth.

Battered sav, potato scollops and enough chips and chicken salt to send my cholesterol through the roof.

>>18170731
these are all off /b/ 15 years ago lmao go back

>>18173861
>t. faggot victorian gayfl lover

Mushy peas>>>>Curry sauce>>>>>>Gravy

medium haddock and chips please boss and a battered sausage too cos im feeling like a fat fuck

>>18174068
fuck i forgot the tartare im gonna kill myself

>>18170866
>>18170880
As an American, I thought we had some of the most disgustingly fat foods on earth. I see now you bongs have been holding out. You are truly shameless and gross

>>18174062
do mushy peas taste like peas? i cant stand the taste of peas on their own

>>18170623
I live in north west England and would get looked at funny if I ordered that.

>>18174145
Chip shop mushy peas use marrowfat peas, not typical garden peas, and they don't really taste all that similar.

>>18170346
sausage supper, gravy and a can of your best sugary shite

i only go the chinese chippy

>>18174393
where are the salt and pepper chips

>>18170346
Antipodean bong here and for me it is the fisherman’s basket

>>18170374

You're on the Internet pedophile hacker secret clubhouse and complaining about standards?

>>18170346
>sausage dinner, onion gravy with peas and swap one of the sausages with a smoked one love x
>SP chips and cuzza sauce
>A savoury, battered sausage and (honey)barbeque sauce
Any of these are correct

>>18174906
Is that all for one person? I guess so otherwise one of the options is just a battered sausage and sauce and that's hardly worth going to the chippy for

>>18170346
>>18170405
>>18170866
Bongs make me physically, mentally, and sexually ill