/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18163537
eating challenges are immoral and gay

kill yourself

I feel like vomiting look at all that grease

>e-celebs

>>18163541
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>>18163548
Do you guys get any pussy whatso ever?

>>18163551
Probably not,

>>18163551
No and additionally, i don't like e-celebs

>>18163551
I like him too and I've been watching his videos but you have to realize that the way you wrote your post makes you stand out as a newfag and everyone is going to make fun of you because it sounds like you are him trying to promote your own video, or you want to suck his cock and want an internet circlejerk over him
we don't entertain either of those scenarios here, newfag.

>>18163551
neither do you, worshipping ecelebs like a faggot

>>18163551
no, and neither do you

>babe a new beardmeatsfood just dropped!
that pussy gonna dry up like a raisin on a hot day

>>18163537
what the fuck is a "food personality"

>>18163574
like a food influencer, but more so

>>18163537
I have to say, this food personality just hit different. Most food influencers have a certain pretentiousness to them, but BeardMeatsFood is just so down to earth and charismatic. No lie, every night I wrap myself in an electric blanket, smoke some weed, pet my cats, sip on some beers, and eat a double bacon cheeseburger while watching him. I sleep like a fucking baby every night. I wish I could hang with him some day.

Malcom Reed from How to BBQ Right is pretty good. Seems like a cool guy and I've learned a lot from his videos.

>>18163632
is that boogie

>>18163541
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>>18163548
First posts best posts
Fuck eceleb yootoober shills

>>18163541
>immoral
if tons of restaurants didn't end up throwing away food surplus anyway, you'd have a point. but this is all food that is paid for & that will not get eaten because capitalism requires you to overorder resources and then either degrade their quality for longevity or discard them as soon as freshness expires
>gay
that's just homophobic, mister

>>18163564
uh that's not the anon who posted the OP, that would be me chief.
>everyone is going to make fun of you
on an anonymous website... what even is your priority exactly?
I way prefer /pol/tards who say nigger but know how to not sperg out over 4chan users like this /ck/ faggot.

>>18163564
>we don't entertain either of those scenarios here, newfag.
only people who have been here for 2-4 years say shit like this and it's hilarious that you judge your value on this website by how long one has been here. you've become so demoralized that you take normal typemanship as hostility to your precious chan culture. you're a raging faggot. seek help

>>18163537
i don't like how he makes it sound like the restraunts are against him.
>They said I couldn't finish it!
>They doubted my ability!
>They laughed when I tried to x y and z
it's a food challenge. relax

I like this guy, his videos always make me hungry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHWbjD-1_2o

>>18163537
I've never heard of this faggot, but I know for a fact that any "personality" that has "beard" in their name is a fucking faggot and I hate them.

>>18163713
you've missed the point. part of the appeal of his video is watching them react to a very thin and non-American man be able to eat more than these fat American fucks, usually in America. it's a testament to breaking the stereotype and it always has funny reactions because these people see folks fail all the damn time. he comes in and they assume that he's just the next sucker and then bam he is their world record holder.

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>>18163537
Zermat Neo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaHtE96uc2c
Nom nom

>>18163537
>enjoying a beard faggot
opinion immediately disregarded

>>18163537
Not sure why, but any body hair that is just ungroomed is a huge turn-off, especially around food service. I don't care if it's a man bun or ponytail, or that disgusting wild beard, but this guy looks homeless and smelly. No one in their life has stated the cold hard facts to them to go a bit more effort on the grooming. For god's sake, he's wearing a backwards baseball cap indoors, like he's hiding a bald spot or that he has too much hair that would be in his face, otherwise. Cut it off. Nasty!

>>18163946
why does he say crepe check and then talk about his shoes? Pic somewhat related is what I expected. Is it an urban thing?

>samefagging
OP is a bundle of sticks.

>>18163537
LET'S GET IT!
Beard is based.

For me its Ken Domik, the kinoest kino food tuber

>>18165533
Look up Ken DOmik Reaction Channel for some unhined schitzo youtuber who's obsessed with him and hates him

>>18165542
>unhined schitzo youtuber
Is there any other kind?

>>18165553
prepare to kek http://kendomik.com/ the crazy >>18165542
also owns multiple of kens childrens names as domains, all redirect to the above

>>18165599
hahaha holy fuck

>>18163632
There a disparity between the typical online food chefs and BBQ guys. The former needs to put on an act while the latter is just a regular guy that's showing you what he's doing and might teach you something along the way. I like this dude and "Smokin' Joe" and "Mad Scientist BBQ"

>>18165542
>schitzo
*schizo
Retard.

>>18165626
how does it feel Larry? still upset?

>>18163537
his videos are dull.
his wife is gross.
and he is a douche bag.

>>18163940
no one is.
its just cope.
and bad cope at that.

>>18163541
>immoral
wut?

i am morally opposed to beards

>>18163537
>that don't annoy
>pic related
You dumb fuck. You miserable pile of fat and retardation. You truly are the faggiest faggot who ever fagged around. Go DIAF.

making your beard a part of your personality will never stop being cringe

>>18165738
If these people started shaving because of following the same exact social current that convinced them to grow beards, would you still hold that opposition?

>>18163632
Boogie's long lost wing brother?

>>18165401
crep is (now dated) london slang for shoes

>>18163537
>Channels that I like that arguably aren't focussed on the character/person:
Chinese cooking demystified, Magic ingredients, misty ricardo, souped up kitchen, orsararecipes, adam liaw, peaceful cuisine, foodwishes/chef john
>Channels that are a little based on the person, but it's very light and so it doesn't bother me at all:
chef wang, de mi rancho a tu cocina
>Channels that are based on a person, but I either don't mind their personality or think they occasionally have good enough stuff to make the annoyance worth it:
James Hoffmann (for coffee), my name is andong

DUDE LE MUKBANG

For me it's Chef Joooooooooooooooooohn from Foooooooooooooooooooooooooodwishes DOT cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

>>18163537
Cooking With Jack is good, I appreciate his simple recipes and he has such a pleasant affect.

>>18167241
his chicken recipes are out of this fucking world, man

>>18167262
That's the good stuff. So moist!

>>18167262
Look at those juices!

>>18163537
I prefer the more overtly self-destructive side of food youtube. You know picrel doesn't puke it all up as soon as he's off camera.

>>18167344
I was about to post Badlands, but I don't think he's as self-destructive as you think.

>>18167391
>not self destructive
>weighs 500 pounds

>>18167391
Someone that fat and at that age probably has 10 years left at best.

>>18167467
The candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long. He will be remembered, you will not.

>>18167472
So he is self destructive then?

Joel Hansen is another competitive eater. Genuinely nice guy. The only challenge I've seen him lose is the toblerone bar, but I don't think anyone has beat that.

>>18167472
>a disgusting glutton with generic exaggerated "personality" who barely anyone knows about and will certainly be forgotten by the few who know him, will not be forgotten

Wanna place bets?

>>18165617
Smokin Joe is great. His jalapeno cheddar sausages made me want to go buy a grinder same day.

Hungry Man Kitchen is another channel that needs to get talked about more. Guy specializing in Turkish and Mediterranean cuisine. His recipes are top notch and authentic, and he doesn't say a word throughout the whole video. Just great cooking.

MiddleEats has some good recipes, the guy also seems pretty normal and down to earth.

>>18167585
The gene Simmons tongue out at the beginning made me feel nauseated. What a disgusting pig.

>>18167931
?

>>18165617
You clearely have never seen BBQ pit boys.

>>18168013
Their most recent videos are just downright embarrassing. The meet up ones I mean. It's an absolute gay bear BBQ in the middle of no where.

>>18168107
I haven't seen it but why are you insecure about men hanging out together? You seriously think when you're hanging with bros "wow this is kinda gay" or something?

>>18168123
Only when they are awkward as fuck in every shot and sing about going to the house of sausage

When it comes to mind blowing entertainment, no one comes close to cobes. TMDWU

>>18163537
how do his kidneys not shut down?

>>18165401
>he
that's a woman, my friend

>>18163541
I didn't know those children from Africa posted here.

>>18163537
i used to watch Brothers Green, and then one of the heebs went full nonbinary retard mode. thankfully the other brother cut him out, channel isnt bad now, ProHomeCooks

LA BEAST HERE! Not only have I been around longer than all of these guys, but I'm funnier, handsomer, and more talented.

>does his research
>doesn't bring up that he's gay outside of occasionally mentioning he has a husband
>has a genuine love of history
>his favorite historical period is pre-1066 England
Yes, he is the faggot for me

>>18168481
top teir taste anon, recently discovered him myself. Love his titanic series

>>18168187
You know damn well they love having dried cum in those beards

>>18163537
Beard is too messy. I prefer a bit more class when it comes to overeating.

>>18168608
Does anyone else think Katina knows exactly what she's doing when she puts her hair up like she's going to give an epic blowjob? That's all I can think of.

>>18168467
bro ive been binging this chad all day. jackass 4 should have had this nigga on it

>>18163632
I like this guy too but am honestly surprised his heart hasn't given out on him. You can hear his ragged breathing in his videos. Dude seriously needs to lose some weight, I don't want him to die :(

>>18165651
It's alright yuro, you were relevant like two hundred years ago. Really not that long ago in the grand scheme, eh?

>>18168608
I stopped watching Randy's videos but he seems like such a nice guy.

>>18168508
I'm glad he made a "binge every episode" playlist because it's perfect 2nd monitor material when I'm working on shit

>>18168676
I find that he's putting out more podcasts than videos now. I feel like he's got his stride on YouTube, and it's in the back burner now. That said, he's my introduction to YouTube cooks, BBQ or otherwise, and his killer hogs ribs and sauce are fucking legit. But fuck he's getting big. Heath Riles too. By the time they're at the end of a video they're sweating profusely.

>>18168481
came in here to post this, Max is /ourguy/

I occasionally enjoy catching a weekly report from the food reviewing brother. He keeps me up to date on the newest goings on in the chain restaurant scene and, I don't know, there's just something about the way he communicates a genuine and heartfelt opinion that makes me feel good inside just listening to him ramble.

>>18163537
this guy is a total faggot and his wife is fat as shit and ugly. how does this gay fucking thread stay alive when we could ja/ck/ posting. fucking jannies.

>>18163537
neko avocado

>>18168864
I feel like beards fiance is a downfall of his. He lifts weights, is ripped, granted he's like 5'2 but you can tell he looks at himself. But Mrs beard is a fat garlic bread eating chubalub. The only way they're still together is BC she gave him a roof when he was homeless. He's literally said without competitive eating he'd be fucked. No wonder he drives a Tesla

>>18165401
he actually says "rape check" and makes sure he has the right shoes for running away post cirme.

She has two kids, so her eggs didn't totally go to waste. Why do I keep compulsively watching this sorta-milf when she pops up in suggested videos?

>>18167472
>i want to burn so hot, there's nothing left but pure white ash.

>>18163551
post your ass and stfu, nick

>>18163551
>whatso ever

>>18168990
Id argue the bitch from hey grill hey is the hotter MILF.

>>18168864
fuck that looks good

>>18168864
reporting for duty sir

>>18163612
normally i would make fun of you or call this cringe, but I'm so numb and emotionless in life that really I'm just jealous that you're able to enjoy something. have a good life, anon. i find comfort knowing other people on this earth are at least >>18163612
happy.

This guy is pretty based. He has the most interesting "traveling food review channel" on Youtube imo.

e-celebs shills are worse than ass cancer

I’m attempting my first food challenge tomorrow. It is a burger with 2 pounds of meat, and a side of fries 1 pound.

Any tips?

>>18171242
You just know he has a bunch of illegitimate children also the reason he likes everything he eats is because he's a former fatass. He'll always have the soul of a fatty bomblatty

>>18171967
i genuinely dont understand, how many years have to go by until you have finally come to terms with the fact that this random guy who is bad at cooking recorded himself not fully cooking a patty? how and why is it so funny to you?

>>18163551

>>18172848
You wouldn't get it

>>18163537

>>18172814
Bump pls

>>18172814
The tip of this dick bitch

>>18172933
K

>>18163537
This sounds so fucking shilled its kinda funny

There is only one.

Actually his recent Spain videos are dope

>>18172933
kekked and rekt

J. Kenji Lopez-Alt
Scott Rea (Highly recommended, trained butcher who shows you how to properly butcher an animal etc.)
Max Miller from Tasting History
Townsends
Brad Leone

>>18168481
Shame he's part of the Monkeypox community, but the videos are quality.

>>18173287
He isn't tho
The monkeypox community are homos who attend orgies and sleep around a lot
Max has a partner and I would hope they do not attend orgies. He doesn't seem like the type

>>18173295
>He doesn't seem like the type

>>18173097
Bearded butchers for butcher videos

>>18168338
TWU for sure

>>18167515
He's also easily /fit/ bodygoals

>>18163537
The sausage guy has me hooked and I have no idea how I can possibly enjoy this shit as much as I do. It's like watching a train derail. I can't look away even though I know it will be horrible and keep me up at night.

>>18168481
based

>>18163551
I'm saving myself for marriage ^-^

These two are an awesome combo in just a dash

I dig the Texan hipster's meals
The gyro vid he did recently made me pretty erect

>>18163946
How does this person simultaneously look 40 and 9 year old.

>>18171164
Going to make you real sad when you realize you replied to bait.

>>18172830
Impregnating a bunch of petite jungle gooks as a white man? This dude is living the life.

>>18175024
I feel the same way, I gotta skip the will it blow though. Not a big fan

>>18168481
>he finds yet another way to use the hardtack clip again

>>18171242
Out of all the traveling and eating channels he's definitely the best of the lot, but fuck when it's full of faggots like Wiens and stricklydumplings it's not that hard.

>>18163555
Man, tinder really fucked shit up

>>18178007
Mikey Chen got seriously fucked when he married that bitch. His videos went from interesting to straight fucking garbage.

>>18165388
>t. Can't grow a beard

>>18173097
>Kenji "I hate white people" Lopez
Not reading any further

>>18163551
There was a brief period in which I did once. I have forgotten how it felt.

>>18168481
Hate this faggot and his waffling.
>>18175024
Can't watch this demented fuck's output.
>>18176337
This beanboy creeps me out.
>>18176291
Hate this gross fat fuck and I dunno the woman but I hate women.

>>18168481

his videos are great, always well researched and interesting

>>18165380
Finally, a healthy and balanced looking dish then whatever this "Mutt culinary prowess" is

i like the griddle guys. i pretend they're my friends.

>>18172882
I was going to say that there is no way he does this on purpose but then I remembered my brother does the same with chorizo and fuet.

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>>18172882
>>18178893
What is the proper way to open and store one of these cheese block /ck/?

Maybe instead of doing a food challenge this guy should challenge himself to do something beautiful and meaningful